Rasputin

Redpill me on Rasputin
Why so much people wanted to kill him?
What was his role in WW1?

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cos he had a huge penis

He was #ourguy and wanted to
>Make Russia Great Again

He fiki fiki with all the royal wimen

Probably because of his penis, look it up. Shit was hung.

i think he was opposed to the communists, and wanted russia to ally with germany and austria - hungary, and restore christianity in Russia. He had strong connections inside the govermnent i think and they wanted to shut him down.

This video explains it very well but its in spanish youtube.com/watch?v=YU6Q3fGZlUg

He cucked his way into de facto Tzar of Russia, and while the actual Tzar was out of town he was porking the queen.

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((((((They))))))

He but his Benis in the queen of vodka town and cucked the king
EBIN xDddd

FUCKING /YUGE/ COCK

well it was the elite from great britain and the bolchevisk, so... yes

He was killed by army staff because he wanted to pull Russia out of the war. Germans supported him heavily to free up troops from the Eastern front

What kind of deli meat is this?

nigga was like 13 inchs even when it was Russia outside, no joke Czarina must've rode that thing errday while young tzarevich was too inbred to function

big gog :-DDDDDDDDDDDDD

I have you understand that not all those rumors had basis on truth.

>I hope
Fix

He litrially invented meatspin.

He'd do it at parties and everyone would LOL, but in secret dudes were getting annoyed with their wives seeing rasputins massive shlong all the time.

Russians aren't cucks, so Rasputin had to go.

He had magic powers.

What the fuck are you talking about?

He was literally a miracle worker.

He was the puppet master with a lot of influence.

He was a mystic who regularly healed the Tsarina's hemophiliac son of his unstoppable bleeding, sometimes over the phone. That was his main job.
The way Tsarina Alexandra protected and spoke about Rasputin led people to believe that he was her top advisor. They thought he had too much influence, and his public displays of drunkeness and sexuality were considered an embarrassment. It is also speculated that he was having an affair with the Tsarina.

>dude he had a HUGE cock and was PERFECTLY FINE after a BULLET in the HEAD

That's actually a sea cucumber

We all know he was fucking the Czarina, like the Poles know that Catherine the Great died from fucking a horse.

He had influence over the Czar's wife because he was fucking her, and she, in turn, had influence on her husband. The nobility didn't like that because they lost their power and influence over the Czar, so they killed him

Imagine if Banon fucked Melania, Ivanka and any other woman who got close to the oval office and also got Kushner fired.
That would be Rasputin and it also explains why everyone wanted to kill him

orthodox monk wizardry

"NEVER SAY DIE"

He was basically the Russian George Soros of his day

Does banon have a 13inch cock in that story?

I need to know for reasons.

Good, sounds like a worthless nigger who just goes around fucking his way into circles where he doesn't belong

Because he and empress backed all the retarded people in office. Like Protopopov.
Seriously with all the shit that was happening it's actually amazing Nicholas II managed until 1917.

He learned from a very young age that people are weak and can be manipulated very easily. Also he had huge benis.

The good: he actually would have been beneficial to Russia and the world had (((they)))not killed him
The bad: (((they))) killed him

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Rasputin is still alive. He's plotting his revenge since they cut off his cock.

He'll be back.

No-no, the polish dwarf killed Catherine the Great when she was taking a shit on the designated Polish throne. He poked her ass with the sword.

shut. him. down?

Fucking Crusie Missile

Who are (((they)))?
>On the night of 29/30 December (NS) 1916, Felix, Dmitry, Vladimir Purishkevich, assistant Stanilaus de Lazovert and Sukhotin killed Rasputin in the Moika Palace.
Purishkevich was literally one of leaders of Black Hundreds.

Rasputin was gypsy scum who went around manipulating people like a Jew

I wonder what that women is thinking...

Brazzers

Look at this fruit cake

He's like a modern day Wiccan

not my job to educate you

>worthless nigger
He pretty much was: born in Siberia to peasants, uneducated, self-proclaimed holy man and mystic, arrest records from his youth including drunkenness and unruly behavior, made his own sect/religious order in Siberia. Typical nigger.

But he was smart, which is how he was able to gain introduction and then "help" with Alexei's hemophelia.

He was a horse thief in Siberia

>horse thief
Yeah, he spent a lot of time wandering, he committed a lot of crimes. I just figured getting arrested for drunkenness in Siberia is quite the accomplishment. Would prove the point of him being a nigger

rara rasputinx D
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cock

>clever mystic
>6'4"
>13' dongle
>survived a bullet
>survived a poisoning attempt
>had great influence in imperial Russia due to friendship with Czar Nicholas
>was just a peasant
I assume they're jealous of him.

The Tsarina believed that she was able heal the tsarevitch when he had injuries exacerbated by his hemophilia. He probably did have a calming effect which would lower the tsarevitch's blood pressure which would be more helpful than being poked and prodded by his team of doctors.

He was well known to be a sexual degenerate and would brag publically about his exploits with the Tsarina but there's no evidence that these ever actually happened. The Tsar wasn't happy about this but he didn't want to make his wife unhappy so he kept Rasputin around. Rasputin was an embarrassment to the monarchy and many suspected that the Tsar was a cuckold.

Rasputin began getting involved with policy during the run-up to WWI. He advised against becoming involved. During the war, against the advice of his ministers, the Tsar pretty much focused entirely on military affairs and left civilian matters to his wife. Many in government openly opposed Rasputin's influence on the Tsarina at which point Rasputin would successfully lobby her to get rid of them, leading to a succession of ministers and governments that further destabilized Russia. Eventually some aristocrats decided the only way to salvage the situation was to get rid of him.

>born in the middle of nowhere farmville
>fucked a lot of farm women
>went into a "spiritual" journey
>came back a holy priest
>used to have a lot of farm women "ritual" bathing him
>became famous in the capital, for being a holy men and for banging a lot of women
>the tsarina asked some noblewoman to ask him to heal her son
>he just told her to tell the doctors to fuck off and let the boy rest
>it actually worked
>starts cucking the tsar
>church dislikes him because he goes care little about the church leadership also because he fucks a lot of religious women
>growing commie class dislike him because he lives in luxury and fucks around the country politics and also because he fucks a lot of proletariat girls
>noblemen dislike him because he basically commands the country through the tsar family, also because he fucks a lot of noblewomen
>some nobleman who probably got cucked gets into a plot to kill him, his wife liked Rasputin a lot (he was giving her the D)
>they call him to his mansion
>give him a shit load of cyanide, Rasputin is not even impressed
>seeing he survived even that lot of poison, they come and shoot him in the head
>the cucklord comes back to retrieve the corpse and Rasputin just get up and start strangling him
>some others come and shoot him a lot of times and beat Rasputin to death again
>they throw him in a cold river
>Rasputin just starts trying to swim but end up drowning again, this time actually dead
Rasputin was too based. Born a fucking peasant and died basically the proxy ruler of Russia.

His daughter became a lion tamer in America after his death. Also all those stories about him being a pervert are problably made up so they could blame someone for the country's problems

Marred the view of the Emperor and his family for listening to an illiterate peasant from Siberia
>Stolypin was the Empire's last hope

This. He had a very low and calming voice that calmed down the kid and could stop the kids bleeding. Because of this he became too close to the family.

You don't run, not when you're with us... You stand your ground and fight!

The fuck
He was almost inmortal

He's the Cook.

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This song will tell you all you need to know

He was once the most mystical man in all Russia.

RASPUTINNED

He was a Hitler type figure, a man in extremely in touched with the spirit, destine for power. He ended up controlling the Russian monarchy but was not an enemy of them or the Russian people. He was trying to push for peace and ally with Germany but alas he was cut off too soon. He had more secret motives, but they remain shrouded in mystery, I suspect he knew about the great evil of the Jews and was preparing to defeat it, defiantly something along the lines of Hitler type greatness.

Look at the bloody size of that schlong! That's utterly ridiculous!

Right, he had the cult aura to him, and a giant shlong that is still preserved to this day.

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He tricked the royalty and their daughters to all have sex with him, this was at a time when the cure to female hysteria was said to be a good pounding, sometimes administered by a doctor.

YOU JUST KNOW

He cucked the russian tsar so he had dangerous influence on them.

He followed a mystic Jesus and performed miracles for the royal family. He earned the trust of the queen and seduced a lot of the women of the court. His black magic corrupted Russia and he was taken out.

RA RA RASPUTIN

Get the fuck out of here you fundamentalist idiot. He was taken out by the pre-communist, because he was basically the mastermind behind the Russian monarchy.

RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

Also aspirin was the cure all back then but is bad for hemophilia. Rasputin would demand all drugs stop and the child would get better after that.

THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

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>Why so much people wanted to kill him?
He foretold the coming of the greatest monster the planet would ever see - NashPutin!

RA RA RASPUTIN
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

(Oh those Russians...)

he was the liam neeson of back then, they even look alike... how come hollywood hasn't picked up on it yet

Now that you say it o.0