>american city names
American city names
King of Prussia is just up the road from Bala Cynwyd
>carthage
>salem
>berlin
>bismarck
It's actually a really nice place, worlds ahead philly
Oh and not far from that is
>Bird in hand
>Blueball
>Intercourse
>Virginville
Probably all describe you except for Intercourse.
>Walla Walla, Washington
>Yosemite is pronounced YO-See-meh-tea
>New York is not apart of New England
Here's one that always confuses non burgers
>Kansas City is in Missouri and not in Kansas
Kansas City has existed longer than the State of Kansas.
>Being this interested in another mans dick and what he does with it
PA names
Snowshoe
Defiance
East Freedom
Burnt Cabins
Foot of Ten
Eighty Four
Delicious onions come from walla walla
Also I think Yosemite roughly translates to "white devil" or something haha
Maryland and Northern Virginia are also Queen shittingly British when it comes to naming locations. The Maryland flag is even the coat of arms of the Calverts, the noble family that governed the Maryland Colony.
Monkey's Eyebrow, Possum Trot, and Paint Lick in Kentucky are always great.
West Virginia:
Fraziers Bottom
Big Ugly
Joker
Lego
Cucumber
Pancake
Enterprise
Dingy
Pie
Kitchen
Poca
and the road next to mine is colloquially known as "booger hole"
>Kansas City is in Missouri and not in Kansas
except there is a kansas city, kansas. the border runs through kansas city and splits it between missouri and kansas.
lol
For the longest time I thought there was an Arkansaw and an Arkansas. till I realised the former was just the pronunciation of the latter.
more
Big Beaver
Big Run
Confluence
Driftwood
Economy
Paint
Mars
Jersey Shore
North East
Pringle
Scalp Level
How many south eastern Pennsylvanian anons are in this thread?
Ask a giy who lives in "hogswallow" anything
There's Rome, Venice, ecc how stupid you're burgers?
I've posted about 10 PA towns, I'm in central Pee Ayy
Theres an anime podcast from KoP that interviewed m00t in like 2005 desu
>Sparta
>Chicken
My personal favorite
Named in honor of the greatest monarch in history so I don't see anything wrong with it.
I dunno, why dont you ask your wop cousins who came here and named those places?
The only unique place names come from the natives we killed. Most place names are euro and a ton are British. The point of the thread was to mock your own islands? Fuck off back to Essex.
Do you say it like "hog swallow" or "hogs wallow?"
>every town name sounds like it was picked by scrappy settlers on a lark
gee I wonder why
California names
El Burrito
El Taco
Avenida de Los Calle Camino
Etc...
philly here
Wisconsin has cool names
>Sheboygan
>Wauwatosa
>Oconomowoc (the longest city name in the world using only one vowel)
>Ashwaubenon
>Baraboo
>Kaukana
>Kewaunee
>Manitowoc
>Menomenee
>Praire du Chien
>Weyawauga
Why is everything named after the red man there?
Manitowish
Minacqua
Wausau
Etc
Thank the forest niggers for those
>Palmyra, Maine
Quite a few reservations in Wisconsin.
That's where injuns from Illinois and other nearby areas were shipped.
Scandinavians have a sense of guilt that transcends space and time.
South Central
Hogs wallow
>European city names
en.wikipedia.org
There is a Denmark and Norway South Carolina. There are no Danes or Norwegians unfortunately.
...and then there's this queer
Its true, new york is not apart from new England.
>Freedom
>Troy
>Baconton
>Coffeeville
>Ball
>Quitman
Was it autism?
Is King of Prussia not a shopping centre? Have yank relatives that live near there and fairly certain it's not the name of the area.
In eastern Tennessee theres a bunch of places called like Nigger's river, Nigger's bend, Nigger's creek, etc.
All the signs say Black Man's Creek, etc.
I haven't been down there in a while I bet its all PC now.
That place is a shithole. In fact, that whole county is a shithole.
Fuck Montgomery county.
I got another one for you.
en.wikipedia.org
Also notice the coat of arms.
>SHUT IT DOWN
King of Prussia has the largest shopping mall in the US
It's both, It's a gigantic mall but the area is still KOP.
They got real fancy with their naming scheme as you can tell
no it isnt stop lying
It's a town. They have low business taxes in order to be a retail haven right outside Philly. To an Irish person this probably sounds familiar.
shitposting and present
I will move there and be your friend
To be fair, King of Prussia is more mall than city at this point.
Are you implying we're a tax haven or something?
That's a mad name for an area.
Also what's with the amount of Welsh placenames nearby? Was it originally New Wales or something?
Phoenix
It's interesting, Long Island has many Native American names for our cities as well. Ex. Massapequa, Ronkonkoma, Patchogue, etc.
King of Prussia is just a mall with a zipcode.
I can't tell if this is a meme, I live in Virginia and we have normal names:
Richmond
Chesterfield
Amelia
Fredericksburg
Petersburg
Midlothian
en.wikipedia.org
Would hate to live in that town
I saw a newspaper headline from back in early 1900's about this town. It read something to the effect of
>Two Waterproof Negroes Drown
Don't forget Intercourse, just up the road from Paradise
>Barnaby, have you thought of a name yet?
>No.
>Have you thought of a name yet?
>Quit, man.
philly!!1
This map reads like a Meatloaf song.