Tomorrow, France makes its choice...
Make France great again
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Hope she wins!
It will be very difficult, but not impossible...
>voting on a sunday
savages
But tomorrow is only the premier tour, right ? The second tour where the actual president gets elected is in like three weeks
When do we find out who actually wins? Google says the elections take place from Sunday to early may
Which day you vote in your country?
Yes, that's right!
First round tomorrow with two finalist.
Second round 7th May with the winner.
not on the Lords day
Oh forgive me!
Your country is so much better...
Good luck frogbro, please elect her !
GO MARINE !
Good luck, France!
Thank's my friend !
Thank you bro!
Uncuck France, remove Kebab, praise Kek.
For the win, bro!
>PARIS STATION TERROR Panic as Paris knifeman ‘threatens police with blade’ at Gare du Nord train station
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>Thought this was referring to the shit from yesterday about the policeman who got shot
>Updated: 22nd April 2017,
>4:05 pm
Kek wills it
prays KEK and hunt down masonery structures
May Kek help you with his digits.
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Please French anons, tomorrow we must make the right decision.
Tomorrow is the beginning of our country returning to its former greatness.
Tomorrow we make that first step.
Convince your friends and families, its not too late.
God bless.
I agree.
tomorrow, if I come back from the neo-communist voting building and don't see a single thread about giving us you energy like for Papa Trumpu, I swear I 'll be disappointed
Yes!
wew
France shall prevail, my dudes.
Le Pen must win or there will be a shitstorm
German "FAZ Woche" Cover
Normal it looks like this
twitter.com
but i ripped it from the PDF
I'm gonna vote Cheminade and there is nothing you can do about it.
>mfw he is entirely correct about the death of ambition in politics and the self-destructive nature of contemporary broken-window mentality
good luck franks
ouí
NONE OF YOU HOMOS EVEN NOTICE MY DOUBLES JESUS CHRIST POL IS FUCKED
>mfw she will get 51,2% of the vote in the first round
Yes I know
I convinced all of my family to vote for Don Fillon
It wasn't really hard, I just had to expose the weak economic program of the other candidates
can someone please give me a basic gestalt on politique francaise?
what i've got so far
le pen: anti-eu
macron: pro-sand nigger
God only knows how fucking hard I would kek, my socialist teachers in faculty would utterly be broken like in a rape hentai or some shit
if double france will choose MUSLIM
Pour le emperor mon ami
Viva la France
Viva le pen
Hmm..
>tfw my father dropped cheminade for Jlm
STANDING
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France will elect Macron and the evil nation will be destroyed
LePen for the win!
Good luck France, and show the world your not going to take the violence from these shitskins anymore!
I made this for france,
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>French people are both more resolute in their defiance of terror and not so easily manipulated as some suppose
You aren't so easily manipulated by isis to vote for le pen, right frenchies?
le pen = shit history for the party, but most ideas are what would destroy EU and sand niggers if she goes according to her promises.
Macron: boy-toy for the goverment and globalist, was bro with rothschild and and Hollande.
Melacnhon: EU reformator, good program and cares about environnement, but too muck of a commie, and would put us in the same instability as the 4th Republique
the Don Fillon: best program, would not be able to govern because every time he would say to save money, people would bitch about the Peneloppe gate.
Asselineau: a nobody to the masses, only dude to promess an actual out of the EU, has great program, no chances to win,
Hamon: top kek
and that's it for the ones that count but
special mention to
Arthaud: bitch is literally our new wave SJW and can't speak 2seconds without starting to scream like a mad Pepe , bitch be like "honest rich poeple out of my country REEEEE"
>La prophétie du bong
so shall it be
>Melacnhon: EU reformator, good program
>good program
OUT
Never! France will prevail!
let's put it this way
Le pen is as manipulative as trump
look at trump supporters now, only the legit retards are still hanging to the bandwagon
his program is not that bad, just the whole "workers are superiors" and "I wnat my 6th Republique and shitz" makes it to be absolute cancer, don't be an idiot dude
11 guys running at the first round. Only two will make it to the second round.
In alphabetical order :
>Arthaud
Communist.
That's literally it.
>Asselineau
Autistic level of legal knowledge, has a whole program based on rooting out all interferences in national sovreinty, includes leaving the EU, NATO, renationalizing public services, etc. Little considerations outside of these regalian issues.
>Cheminade
Bases his future policies on leaving the EU and the Eurozone to restore a national currency and use a national bank similar to the US federal reserve to control its value through national credit rather than speculation, and fuel it through direct investment in national projects.
>Dupont-Aignan
Former mainstream-right. Left it after Sarkozy's pro corporate & banking wankfest. Wants out of the EU for the sake of national sovreignty. Has a lot of interesting measures, but no major talking point.
>Fillon
Wants to reduce public spendings, liberalize the economy, deregulate employment to vitalize the market. If it's broken, fix it quick and good.
>Hamon
Mostly presents the idea of a universal income in order to parry the change of nature of employment (full-time employment is no longer the norm, a universal income would be an equalizer for all to then work part-time, create various businesses, etc)
>Lassalle
Decentralization of power, with national decisions, departmental application and a lot of room for action at the municipal level.
>Le Pen
Has several tentpole measures (leaving the EU, retirement at 60, hard cap at 35 work hours per week, migration caps) to be put to referundum.
>Macron
No major measures, but a lot of smaller propositions to slowly liberalize the economy, reduce public spendings but also reduce taxes somehow.
>Mélanchon
Has several tentpole measures (leaving the EU, retirement at 60, hard cap at 35 work hours per week, migration caps) to be applied through a constitutional overhaul.
>Pouton
Anti-capitalism, read communism
Isn't it Frances first choice? you guys have two rounds or something dont you?
>Le Pen: Anti-EU, anti-Islam, socialist, nationalist-protectionist, secularist
>Fillon: Critical of EU, anti mass migration and islamism, free market reformer, christian conservative
>Macron: Social democrat disguised as centrist, left-liberal pro-EU, pro-migration establishment shill
>Mélenchon: Crazy communist fag
France is fucked. I have no faith that they'll choose wisely.
good god that much care in the list is the autisim that makes Sup Forums n°1 weapon of the internet, good post my brethren
thankyou monseiur.
so their comparisons to american candidates are like this
le pen = trump
macron = hillary
asselineau = rand paul
arthaud = jill stein
melacnhon = rubio
hamon = jeb!
are my comparisons bon appetit?
So my French friends, how wrong will the polls be this time?
>le Pen = mix of Trump and Bernie
>Fillon = mix of Trump and Ted Cruz
>Macron = Hillary
>Mélenchon = Bernie Sanders (even worse)
Any way to participate in a foreign election? I want to do my part in the Great Meme War.
Mélenchon is like Bernie Sanders but more radical
melanchon would be closer to the Bern
but stupid enough to give the people a refund, when our country can't support its president more than 2 weeks
Vote for THE DON to stop (((Macron)))
mélenchon = bernie
But for the rest yes, you're correct
Most recent polling data (note : polls are hanted for the two days that precede the election in order not to influence the voters)
>Filteris
Le Pen - 23.69%
Fillon - 22.71%
Macron - 20.22%
Mélanchon - 19.43%
Hamon - 7.21%
Dupont-Aignan - 3.76%
Poutou - 2.09%
Arthaud 0.38%
Asselineau - 0.26%
Lassalle - 0.23%
Cheminade - 0.02%
>Ifop-Fiducial
Macron - 24.5%
Le Pen - 22.5%
Fillon - 19.5%
Mélanchon - 18.5%
Hamon - 7%
Dupont-Aignan - 4%
Poutou - 1.5%
Asselineau - 1%
Lassalle - 1%
Arthaud - 0.5%
Cheminade - 0%
ah, yes, oui oui. thankyou for correcting
>Fillon = mix of Trump
No. Ten times no.
And it's a shame, if he really went full Trump, he would have steamrolled this election.
we need to meme the living shit out of this election. We need her
kek
Why are we supporting a woman? Surely theres a better candidate? Is this the best France can do? Pathetic
>Le Pen - 23.69%
>Fillon - 22.71%
LEFTIST BTFO how can they ever recover.
Tuesdays- just inconvenient enough for everyone but the elderly and unemployable.
by sheltering themselves in thinking we are nazis lol
troll harder you pizza eating faggot
Good luck, Frenchbros. I will be praying for Le Pen's victory.
You are looking for the Don. I hope that poll with Le Pen - 23.69% and Don Fillon at 22.71% reflects the truth. Leftists, globalists and bolsheviks of France BTFO.
If you join us the EU without the UK and France literally would collapse, its not sustainable unless Germany puts more into it but thats literally not in their interests. COME ON LE PEN!!
holy fuck
double 88s
LEPEN WINS
> thinking france will ever uncuck itself
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>tfw want to visit Paris but not sure if safe or just overhyped as dangerous by you guys & media
What are other good, non-pozzed places to visit in France lads? I like French women DESU
Also really hoping you guys elect Le Pen; I went on /r/France to get the (((millennial perspective))) over there and it seems like most young people are voting for fucking socialists and commies what the hell guys
Remember, for as much as they LARP as the resistance YOU ARE THE RESISTANCE, you're the resistance to their globalist schemes and hegemony. Hopefully one day US & France will both REMOVE KEBAB together. Good luck Frenchbros.
Basic gestalt
Le Pen -> Value French citizenship and values, no gibs to foreigners, no immigration, protectionism and no changes to French socialism; also eurosceptic and might give referendum on euro/EU; wants to recreate the crime of Indignité nationale
Macron -> their trudeau, keep shit similar but not quite and who really knows what he wants? Literally for "not an extremist and kinda cute" voters. Also for multiculti, more EU, says France has no culture and terror is part of daily life
Fillon -> Le Pen Lite on values and immigration, free the market, fire public employees, end gibs culture and slash regulations. Fan of Tatcher and a traditional catholic. Less eurosceptic at most change this and that. Corruption Scandal
Mélenchon -> Venezuelan-praising commie. Even more gibs and socialism. Eurosceptic and might give referendum too. Multiculti cuck IIRC
All 4 are technically tied and Nate Silver thinks Macron will win
Note: That crime Le Pen wants to recreate is a ww2 era crime that punished nazi collaborators; those condemned were punished with dégradation nationale, i.e. reduced to a class of second-rate citizens, deprived of election rights, banned from government service, trade unions, mass media, and executive appointments in semi-public companies
le pen will win the first round, but will lose the second round to fillon.
>not on the lords day
Bait?
Also, a couple highlights from the whole election season thus far. Pick your favourite, my duderinos
>Sarkozy pretending to be offended when asked about the libyan funds of his previous campain on live national TV
>Sarkozy losing at the first round of the right+center primaries, his lifelong cronie Copé coming dead last behind a complete nobody
>Fillon landslide at both rounds of the primary + sweet Juppé salt
>Hollande not running
>Valls choking and losing to the ideological puritans of his own party
>Mélanchon's hologram
>Mélanchon's program in comic book form
>Fillon pays his wife to do nothing.
>Macron drops his program, it's literally nothing new and all its catchphrases and slogans could be found in the 80s already
>First debate is lame and everyone whiles because the small candidates aren't invited
>Everyone rallies to Macron
>Valls rallies to Macron
>Poutou is a dick to everyone during the debates
>Dupont-Aignan wastes his debate time to shit on Macron
>Lassalle's accent
>Le Pen/FN rallies in Corsica stormed by corsican independentists who hate her guts
>oh and Fillon, Hamon, Macron get flour and eggs thrown at them
>Cheminade's flints
dude Fillon won't be able to govern because his program is literally "too much spending is bad" and nobody wil take him seriously because of his penelope gate
Tout de bon à la France!
Paris is shit, it has always been.
If you stay in the touristic areas though, your biggest risk is getting your wallet or phone stolen though.
But if you really want to visit France, go to smaller towns, go visit the countrysides and the national parks. Go to Brittany and see some of the oldest proofs of civilisation in western Europe, go visit the Loire Valley and all the heritage of the golden age of the french Renaissance, go hike through the mountains of the south, east or center.
Just don't go to Paris, it's shit, it has always been shit and everyone has been agreeing on that since the 17th century.
VIVE LA FRANCE CMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Mon energie pour Marine
>Electing a woman for President
>Islamic France
When?
>being romanian
if it does happen you'll have french refugees in poland
Good luck French bros. Revive the old bromance between the French and the American people.
I can't speak a lick of French, will that be an issue outside of Paris? Also muh eiffel tower, might have to go anyway, probably just going to get angry at all the kebab
What are the women like? I'm fairly handsome but I'm considered a right-wing radical in America so I figure my existence in France is probably entirely illegal lel. I set my Tinder to a few French cities and the women seemed very SJW, not too much different from my college campus, just skewed left a bit more.
Also how expensive is your shit over there
At least I don't have to fear for my life when I walk down the street in this comfy, muslim free city.