Just graduated high school and thinking about joining the navy. Thoughts?

Just graduated high school and thinking about joining the navy. Thoughts?

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Join the airforce, navy is hell

If you want to fight and die for the Jew go right ahead

Join the airforce, navy is gay.

Just be aware that you might risk dying a war for Israel, you might not want to do that. Otherwise, I think you might make good friends and learn useful skills in the Navy. You should join definitely, just be redpilled on the wars you might get shipped into, don't fall into Schlomo's propaganda.

Go and die for ZOG.

List of Branches with largest percentage of faggots to least.

1. Navy
2. Air Force
3. Army
4. Marines

Coastgaurd isnt really a branch unless you consider helping people whose boat ran out of gas get back to shore

no offense, but those who enlist in the military are not very smart.
I know it sounds good for those without any other options, but I guarantee you will regret it.

I'm not sure I've ever heard of a veteran who "regretted" serving

My best friend was in the Navy for 8 years. He makes it very clear to never join the military.

What do you mean by faggots, like literal gays?

Yeah no sounds perfect, go ahead and enlist in the military that claims to protect >muh freedoms but actually just murder poor people and steal their oil. If there was a draft I wouldn't blame the soldiers, but since you retarded rednecks actually sign up for this shit I hate every one of you. I smile everytime the US military get BTFO by whatever country you invade.

depends if you agree with US foreign policy

Wish you a painful death

Enlisting was one of the best choices I've made, but no way in hell I'd do it twice.

Do you like sucking cocks?
If yes join thenavy

>tfw I've had gay sex with 6 different people while in the navy

join desu its fun

I've read about 10x more peple who regret it than think it was good.
More American soldiers die from suicide afterwards than on the front lines.
Don't get maimed and/or die for the Jew.

1. Prepare to see hundreds of cocks on a daily basis.
2. Tell me if it's true that you can smell India 500 miles away.

OP wants to join the navy. He won't be a soldier.

Conquering them isn't stealing. It's winning with force.

Good goy.

not kidding this is what im listening to right now
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I would try to discourage you with the whole Jew thing but then I think to myself you would be another meat bag between me and the dirty gooks.

I was in the Navy, if you get the right rate and get stationed on the west coast/overseas it's pretty chill. Any mechanical job is pretty shitty, but tech jobs, paralegal or Religious protector are all chill. I was a corpsman but it was pretty rough most of the time, especially with the Marines. IT guys, Intelligence and RPs didn't do shit it seemed like.

my grandfather was talking to me when I was considering joining. his words of advice: if he were to do it all over again, he would have joined the air force, it sets you up for better opportunities educationally, and apparently "they treat you like a gentleman"

Do it OP.

-Take advantage of the TSP and dump as much as you can into it whenever you can. Pay special attention to the S fund as long as Trump is in office and congress is controlled by GOP.

-Have a separate savings acct w/ Navy Federal--their rates are awesome. Put money into a CD for the length of your term in, or, better yet, save up cash (besides cash you're putting in to your TSP) to ladder up with CD accts so you can get a good healthy down payment on a house.

-VA loan--use it. The Navy is a great option for someone who wants to invest in real estate because you'll be stationed in places where houses appreciate at ridiculously high rates like southern CA or FL. Once you have a good down (probably after your term) (try to get at least 20% down on whatever place you're looking at), BUY A HOUSE. Do not rent. Buy.

-Get married for that BAH--it's triple what you'd be paid as an E-nothing. Take this advice with caution, though; a divorce can be many times more expensive than the total cost of the marriage. Best qualities in a marriage partner: chill, trustworthy, intelligent and ambitious. Learn what personality disorders are, learn the signs, and no matter how hot a bitch is who displays any red flags of narcissism or Borderline Personality Disorder...RUN, don't walk, the other way. Don't even fuck her.

-Don't be a promiscuous asshole. San Diego, for instance, has one of the highest rates in the WORLD for HIV for military members. Vet your sexual partners.

-Don't drink too much at bars. If you do, pregame. This is a huge money sink and will lead to more huge money sinks.

-Don't get dishonorably or generally discharged. This sounds obvious but believe me, it isn't for a lot of retards out there.

-UTILIZE YOUR EDUCATION BENEFITS. If you don't already have college, or even if you do, be aware of small things that will save you a lot of cash in the long run--CLEP tests and DSST tests, for instance, are wholly free for active duty members.

Brother is in the air Force, best food and you get protected. He also makes 29 an hr working at a base in the state and he is 24. He also got a 20000 sign on bonus for being a c130 crew chief.

Btw, he can use the training for heavy aircraft to work on any jet liner so he can get a job anywhere. Make sure to get a job with a marketable skill you can carry elsewhere

cont..

-Make good friends. The qualities you're looking for in a marriage partner, not surprisingly, are qualities you want to look for in friends. Even if you aren't religious, genuinely religious people make pretty good friends who probably won't fuck you over. Look for people who have a middle-class upbringing or are the kind of people who will become middle class. Guys from Utah, New York state, Montana and other areas with an emphasis on labor (and areas that typically feature a large politically conservative population) bear people with a great work ethic who are loyal to their friends, and will get you far.

-Hide you fucking power level. If you are in any way a racist or whatever, keep in mind you will be working for/with black and Mexican people, and even people from other countries. Keep in mind that the demands of the military tend to sift out the niggers from the Blacks and spics from Hispanics. If you want to avoid an integrated workplace to some extent, do not go into logistics (LS), operations (BM), or administration (PS/YN). Also FYI: black people are awesome to work with and so are Mexicans to a large degree unless you're in engineering. Avoid Asians and Filipinos, they all suck as a general rule and only look out for each other.

-Learn a different language and take a DLPT for it. Even if you aren't in a rate where it's relevant, you will receive a stipend depending on what you learn. Currently, I believe only languages like Russian, Mandarin Chinese, and middle-eastern languages (Arabic, Pashtu) will get you cash. Hebrew might as well. Spanish and Tagalog probably *won't*. Look into it.

-Don't buy a new fucking car. Dealerships and salesmen in high-density military areas are absolute sharks. In fact, for the first two years, just avoid buying a car altogether--you aren't going to use it. All it will be is a liability, I fucking promise you.

Do it for a few years then Join a private security firm like blackwater

cont.

-Just like what said. Don't be a boatswain's mate or anything unemployable on the outside world.

-Get an honorable discharge. Sounds obvious, but too many people fuck themselves out of all the benefits they worked hard for by popping positive on cocaine or getting a DUI while serving. Show up on time in the right uniform and you'll be fine.

-Don't be fucking fat. You will lose your job. Stay in shape--work out a lot. Gyms on base are free. Take advantage of that.

-Save almost every dime you make when deployed. Seriously, do not spend like an idiot, you'll be kicking yourself when you get out.

That being said, the USN is bar none the best branch you can participate in if you're considering a term in the military next to the Coast Guard. Advancement is healthy, unlike the Air Force, and you'll find yourself at least somewhat employable when you get out no matter what you do, unlike the Army or the Marines. Good luck.

How about being a man and joining infantry.