ITT: Why Your Country is Best

ITT we will use anecdotes to prove the superiority of our nations. I'll begin.

>Go to butcher to get a steak

>Choice of T-bone or striploin, choose striploin

>Fully organic steak from 20 miles away

>Irish cows are undeniably world's best (still field raised)

>Is literally better than any steak you'd get in America and it only cost me five euros

I remember when I was in America a few months ago I paid twenty dollars for a steak that tasted like pure shit.

Still think Ireland isn't the best? Well you're probably just ignorant.

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>Go to Culvers to get a meal

>Choice of burger or tendies, choose burger

>Fully organic beef from the midwest

>Wisconsin cows are undeniably world's best (still field raised)

>Is literally better than any burger you'd get in Ireland and it only cost me five dollars

>is a burger

>implies burgers are better than steaks due to his bias of being one

Can confirm. Irish steak is the best. Can actually see the steak gazing from my bedroom window before it hits the butchers shelf. Can't get fresher than that.

Let's look at nutrients
What does a steak include?
>Meat

What does a burger include?
>Meat
>Grain
>Dairy
>Vegetables
And it actually tastes good

inb4 fatty and greasy
You've obviously never been to Culvers
Steakfags absolutely BTFO

>go to prostitute tower

>costs 150 for an hour but you get a jacuzzi bath and two girls in stead of one

>plus one of the girls had the same name as me so I was finally able to bang someone who had my name

>name was probably a made up hooker name though so I don't know if it counts

I don't eat burgers or steaks for nutritional value. I do it for the flavour. Don't you ever dare try to undermine the superiority of steak again. You hear me yank?

you need an answer

big mac > steak

>arguing about food instead of just shutting up and eating it

You degenerate.

>Go outside to my back 40

>Whip out the AR and a case of beer

>Get a good buzz going and get on the four-wheeler

>Do doughnuts while shooting the AR

>Mfw

why steak sucks..its one stupid flavor..but a big mac, fries, a cherry coke, and a frosty chocolate milkshake is so much better

> Wake up
> Go buy bread wearing just flip flops and me undies and no one bats an eye
> can punch anyone in the face no one will sue you
> go to an old warehouse play bingo and eat cheeseburgers for fun on Saturdays.
> use welfare money to buy tickets for the soccer match on Sunday.

Now that is pretty solid but does it beat this

>Wake up to sound of cows and hens

>Head out to the barn and spread the hay

>Spend my day fishing, shooting and tending to the animals

>so called work

Now that is pretty solid but does it beat this

>Wake up to sound of cows and hens

>Head out to the barn and spread the hay

>Spend my day fishing, shooting and tending to the animals

>so called work

doing manual labor and fishing is (((fun)))

>work on night shift from 24 to 8 last week
>get home for siesta
>wake up at 14 and go out to get my cigs at the estanco downstairs
>they're closed because it's official siesta time from 12 to 17
>get back at low energy to my room because or the lack of nicotine
>forced to do have second law enforced siesta
>wake up at 18 get my cigs and get comfy shitposting in pol je all fresh and motivated from all those siestas while smoking fine tobacco and having a glass of best wine worldwide la rioja (fuck french wine)
Beat this

Beats sitting in an office all day making no money and paying horrifying inner city rent prices.
Over here you can get a 4 bedroom house with a pretty nice sized garden for about 80k

>Wake up
>Serene music from the Temples
>Incense sticks lit up by mother
>Positive vibes yeah
>Tasty aloo parantha with butter. Hell yeah
>School: watching crush from a distance and she watching be back.
>Having great time with friends by usual slurs and harmless banter.
>Comes home.
>Goes outside to play with friends
>Dad brings IcrCream and Samosas in the last evening.
>Panner butter masala in the night.
>Studying
>Love and care from the elders.
>Goes to sleep.

>thinks i work

Burger also include ears internal organs and low quality meat and tendons you twat. Why do you think they mix all the shit to unrecognizable goo if the meat it perfectly fine and can be sold much more to begin with.

Ah so you're one of them NEETs

Saudades dos "x-saladas" brasileiros.

:>{

Your clock is broken.

We all are kek. Why would a functional working man spend time on a timor este fingerprint artwork forum when his time is worth gold?

>Great weather.
>Beautiful views.
>GREAT cultural places to see and visit.
>Pretty hot girls (sadly too many SJWs but well).
>Beach near my place.

>beat this

Okay
>be a member of civilized society

>actually work without being so lazy that I have to stop halfway through my day

>beat this

get money for doin nothing

>Burger
>not surrendering to superior 24h format
>using am pm like an autist kid
>boasting about it
Why are you all so special on the other side of the atlantic? We didn't pay that italian fagg to ship all the way there for you to pretend you are different in any little thing to us.

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How can American bois even compete?

Fuck off. Sexy siesta time is best thing I have and my only incentive to work. Enjoy your sunless souless life. Meds Master race confirmed.

>Iceland took the lambpill and doesn't really do much beef
>Lamb everywhere
>Lamb sausage deli meats
>Safe
>Midnight sun
>Hotsprings
>Hammer of the gods doesn't have to drive our ships to new land
>Pistol whipped UK to death in the cod wars
>Neftobak
>Much else

>Why are you all so special on the other side of the atlantic?
Because it's our world and you're just living in it.

Nah mate I think you all live in an alternate reality where there are 37 genders and jesus is scandinavian and mounted raptors. The world is jewish owned at best, soon to be chinese owned. The us never really held any real power like the anglos besides muh dick and heavy cultural influence, still countered by euro counter culture and contrarian systemic movements.

Lazy bastard

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I've heard the cost of living is pretty bad though

Think about it when you were muh conservative we came up with skins (liberals to begin with). When you turned liberal economy and immigration wise with reagan our youth counterculture turned to natsoc skins. When your fathead faggs copied that and made it uncool we came up with antifas. Now you copied those and turned them even gayer with muh i love cuckoldry mindset so we turned right conservative, see what young people vote for in France spain greece or hungary for instance. We never were quite good goys to the US jew.

Kys Australian and South American cows are better.

I have some ideas for myself as well, Also I thoroughly enjoy alot of the countries of the people who are here

Isn't your country the one that makes any crime towards a woman into a sex crime? Fuck off, you filthy Spaniard, even your own colonies don't want you.

>get over 20 000 NOK(2000 euro) each month if unemployed
>hot women
>get every possibility in life handed to me
>best fish ever
>got a fuckload of oil
>impossible to majorly fuck up or get homeless unless you try very hard
>atleast im not Sweden