Let's get started with an early edition. >BUT WHO IS ROBERT? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE >>CPD Dispatch Stream: broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
From earlier: >Daughter trying to drink household products >Male in a basement with one eye open, refusing CPR and... gripping his pillow tight >Teens with bluetooth speakers causing a disturbance >Guy taking suggestive pictures of a 12yo in a back alley
Ryan Reyes
I usually start them around 7 on weeknights and IT'S FUCKING SATURDAY
it's the wildest night of the week in chiraq
Elijah Wright
I'm starting to like these threads
Ryder Reyes
Well the Male Blacks usually come out like pack animals as soon as the sun goes down.
Brayden Russell
>Transporting /yet another/ female
ladies night in chicago
Jacob Russell
>someone broke into her apartment and replaced her working microwave with a nonworking one >caller sounds elderly and confused
Carson Perez
>call 911 cause someone stole your microwave and replaced it with a non working microwave >caller is elderly >caller sounds confused
Jack Robinson
"wants her /so called/ fiance out of her apartment"
topkek
Christian Jenkins
>wants her quote "so called fiance" out of her apartment
Benjamin Turner
>tfw cancelled cable 5 yrs ago >tfw just found out Live PD is a thing
Xavier Lee
Harassed by a man who lives under the bridge
Christopher Adams
Interesting crime statistics
>Interpersonal violence tends to go up as the temperature increases, and property crimes tend to go up as the temperature declines, said Dr. Bill Reese, Professor of Sociology, Criminal Justice, and Social Work at GRU.
>Scholars have also studied the temporality of crime, or the pattern of crime over a 24-hour period, such as time of day, day of the week, and month of the year, said Reese, who teaches a class on juvenile delinquency, or the crime of persons 17 or under, which includes the issues of temporality.
>“Delinquency is at its highest level the hours before and after school, highest on school days, and then it goes down when school is not in session,” he said. “If you look at crime data plotted out over a 24-hour sequence, crime peaks the hour before school begins in the morning and the hour immediately after school lets out.
Jeremiah Morgan
>two car accident
Gavin Gonzalez
God bless you, Robert. Let's get this bitch rollin'.
Live from Chicongo, IT'S SATURDAY NIIIIGHTT!!!
Jacob Ross
>MALE WHITE
Owen Smith
>heroin AND crack
Christian Adams
Currently, he's shooting heroine and craaaaaaaaack
Carter White
>chiraq
I wish you niggers would get over this retarded ass Spike Lee bullshit; it’s not towelheads shooting up the place. Chicongo is far more accurate.
Jack Hall
It's a pun implying its a dangerous place you autist.
Fayetteville, NC is often called "Fayetnam" but it's not because its filled with vietcong setting traps in the lush tropical jungles of North Carolina
Liam Cox
...
Angel Young
>shell casings and bullet hole in a window
Alexander Davis
anons who listen t this daily..what is the craziest thing youve heard?
Brayden Perez
Nothing has beat that nigger hiding in the storm drain grabbing women
Carter Gray
>It's a pun
Chicongo is better.
Dylan Murphy
Same. I only just got onto these, and now they are my favourite evening entertainment. I usually listen to whatever CKUA's got going on for accompaniment. Not a shill, I swear (and sorry, they have a drive going on right now), but CKUA has got some amazingly eclectic music and brilliant DJs, and it so often makes a perfect soundtrack to the violent rhythm of Chicongo.
Charles Thomas
>SQUAD
Leo Moore
I think you mean animals in packs, user.
Adam Hernandez
I don't are about your opinion
Gavin Anderson
Keys checked
Chicongo Saturday Night OC
Tyler Jenkins
the saga of the stolen microwave replaced with a non-working microwave continues
Nolan Cooper
I've listened to my local police on my own scanner for the last year, but I've listened to this for 15 minutes and it's already beat the shit out of the best stuff I've heard.
>This fucking microwave
Xavier Diaz
Male blacks stealing telephone pole wires and all
Wannabe Poseidon male blacks bailing into the river after high speed chase, stereotypes prove true again, CPD divers have to rescue
Female Hispanic ding dong ditching by pissing when the door opens
Banana peels in the gas tank
Male black with Freddie Kruger mask driving around in a van pointing laser pointer at people
Ryan Moore
strap in Robert Saturday nights are always a wild ride
John Long
We went through this discussion last year. Both names are well deserved for the windy city.
Jack Nelson
...
Aiden Green
>Male black shoplifting
Caleb Parker
Was the 75 shots fired last night the new high score?
Evan Gomez
Your concern is irrelevant. It's still niggers fucking up the city, no matter what PC term you use to polish the turd.
Cameron Bell
no >theyve had like 30 murders +50 wounded in the summers
Jordan Wood
I mean on 1 shots fired call
Kevin Lewis
>no matter what PC term you use to polish the turd
thanks for proving my point, retard
Isaiah Hall
I'm unfortunately in Halifax right now, and Nova Scotia just moved to encrypt police communications, so it's dull as fuck here.
Also, please don't anybody move to Nova Scotia. It is a silly place. Seriously, this province. It's like 1950s Arkansas.
Jordan Barnes
>it's like 1950's arkansas
The KKK is lynching colored folk and everyone's p. much a hillbilly?
Juan Baker
...
Wyatt Wood
>five shell casings in the street
Kayden Wood
There is no KKK, but everyone knows that coloured people are the problem (not joking, the number of black criminals that originate from around here is truly staggering considering their tiny percentage), and yes, pretty much everybody is a hillbilly, but in Nova Scotia's case, the hillbillies have been fucking their cousins or sisters for generations, hence their low IQs.
Christopher Flores
>the hillbillies have been fucking their cousins or sisters for generations, hence their low IQs.
oh it's the same here
Charles Parker
PS if you ever want to watch a great flick about American hillbilly's watch the documentary The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Michael Scott
...
Owen Hill
>neighbors fighting >hispanics >armed with sticks
Daniel Clark
Sometimes it disturbs me that we are the dominant sub-species on the planet. Sometimes I feel that... there must be more...
Lincoln Miller
>ex girlfriend will not return her property >intoxicated black female swinging firewood at people
Adam Hall
>speaking spanish and some form a martian I believe
Not to go too much into it, but I am legit related to them through marriage. They're so dumb they might as well just be niggers.
There is nothing "wonderful" about being robbed three different times by their meth addicted cousin. Then when you say your going to call the cops, their baby momma threatens to not let the grandmother see her grandbaby if you do, so everyone blames you for all of it.
Fuck white trash families. After that I got the fuck out of there before the marriage.
Learn from my mistake, never date someone you went to high school with
Adam Sullivan
They speak spanish and some form of martian i don't really understand. AYY
Kayden Garcia
ayy lmao
Could you imagine if the first contact et's had with humans was them landing in the middle of Chicago on a Saturday night? They'ed nuke the planet
Ryder King
Unless "they" came to earth in search of entertainment
Daniel Morales
Chicongo = alien cockfighting
Noah Nelson
Damn user that's pretty crazy. If it makes you feel any better that film most certainly does not portray the family in a positive light at all. But it is a captivating flick.
yeah I'd probably avoid family reunions too if I were you
>drinking >having suicidal thoughts >having a seizure
Somebody's having a hell of a night
Jaxson King
And a mere 150 miles north east of Chiraq, I listen in the quiet comfort of saturday evening twilight as my neighbor runs through a couple of mags of .45.
Aaron Scott
Pleased to ride along, Robert. Cheers to you.
Jose Clark
Christ, listening to these cops and dispatchers trying to figure out this shit with the guns with the blood on them....
Jackson Myers
Oh, I can imagine it all right.
Kayden Phillips
Damn, everyone's so sassy tonight. Glad to see everyone has some energy.
Stay safe Robert!
Landon Mitchell
>large crowd on the street fighting
Cooper Wilson
"hallelujah....oh lawd he's in the watah"
I love my city. Cook county jail is horrible though if you're white, I've seen a lot better.
Leo Gray
>call the coast guard
KEK
Jaxson Wright
>2-3 males fighting in the alley, ganging up one one person
Kevin Thompson
reporting for duty
Nathan Flores
Negroes are fucking amazing, but not in a good way.
Bentley Sanchez
oh shit, those chimps screeching in the background
Easton Harris
>"HELP ME!"
David Sanchez
...
Isaiah Myers
>neighbor burning something in the back yard
Jeremiah Turner
>it smells
Gabriel Mitchell
>son says somebody got shot by the bridge ten minutes ago
Anthony Adams
7 shots heard no descriptions
Oliver Baker
>SEVEN >SEVEN SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Isaiah Rodriguez
>nearly 1 burger until RRH >already over 800 listeners on the stream
must be Saturday
Jose Flores
And yet more shots fired.
Adrian Parker
>Good night >Have a good day! >10-4 thank you
cute, CUTE!
Bentley Cooper
>MALE BLACK
Cooper Ortiz
>now she says she's cutting herself
gotta be a white girl
Jackson Cook
>6 (SIX) SHOTS FIRED
Ian Williams
>her female partner was told by CPD not to return >she's standing outside holding the caller's belongings
That's what, 3 lesbian domestics tonight?
Ryder Phillips
but are they hot?
Blake White
The rates of domestic violence among lesbians is higher than the national average for straight couples
Dylan Lee
wew we got ourselves an OD
Eli Anderson
Yup, but I'm an asshole for pointing it out.
Lesbians are super violent
and rapey, they don't tell you that part
Gabriel Miller
>drunk male pounding on door >described as black >my shocked face
Isaac Richardson
Male Black sure is active tonight. When will he be stopped?
Leo Sullivan
/cpd/ what are your favorite law enforcement-related television programs of past and present?
>COPS >COPS 2.0 >Live PD >American's Most Wanted >Police Women of Broward County
