Brit/pol/ - Silent Pools Edition

Today’s Articles

> May refuses to rule out personal tax hikes after election
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-may-idUKKBN17O0D0
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4435074/Theresa-arrives-speech-Dudley.html

> Don’t believe Theresa May. The election won’t change Brexit one bit - Guy Verhofstadt
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/22/dont-believe-theresa-may-election-wont-change-brexit

> U.K. Conservatives Prepare for Election, and Social-Media War
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-21/may-s-conservatives-prepare-for-u-k-election-social-media-war

> FT: The diary of a Labour strategist: a master plan for poll success
archive.fo/MvhkX

> FT: Labour manifesto set to swing to the left
archive.fo/J7efd

> Former EU judge blasts Brexiteer’s ‘INVINCIBLE IGNORANCE’ over European courts
express.co.uk/news/uk/795184/brexit-theresa-may-former-eu-judge-european-court-justice-invincible-ignorance

> EU’s tough Brexit stance leaked: UK will have to keep European court… & foot the bill
rt.com/uk/385546-brexit-negotiations-leak-court/

> Why does the French Presidential Election matter to the UK?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/does-french-presidential-election-matter-uk/
> How Marine Le Pen could win the first round of the French election but lose the presidency in the second round
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/17/hold-different-second-round-scenarios-would-play-french-election/

> How does the French political system work and what are the main parties?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/does-french-political-system-work-main-parties/

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 50% (+4)
LAB: 25% (-)
LDEM: 11% (-)
UKIP: 7% (-2)

(via ComRes)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/855871512510963712

Just bought this, anyone got any ideas of a private plate for it?

'toff' or 'snob' are always split up by numbers annoyingly, and the closest you can get to sir is '5ir'.

Can't be too offensive as it's parked on the street, otherwise I'd have 'WO65 OUT'.

mobile.twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/855893564911472640

SHEEEEIT, instead of using universal national swing(UNS), if votes go like this:

2015 Labour voters
>65% stay Labour
>15% vote Tory
>15% vote Lib-Dem
>5% don't bother voting

2015 Tory voters
>95% stay Tory
>5% vote Lib-Dem

2015 UKIP voters
>50% vote Tory
>40% stay UKIP
>10 don't bother voting

2015 Lib-Dems
>80% stay Lib-Dem
>10% vote Labour
>10% vote Tory

And 25% of Green voters to Labour

This gives a national popular vote of
>Tory 50%
>Lab 23%
>LD 14%
>UKIP 5%

pretty close to some polls right now

On a UNS of those figures then Labour would still hold 131 seats(Tories 431), however using this vote-distribution and calculating each seat individually Lab would only get 85(Tories 480)

Night lad

>that image

I am Preuße's life

why did you buy that absolute piece of shit user?

>I am obsessed with Preuße
y-you t-too

>Have a younger brother
>Our mother died when we were young
>This came on the TV and I had to leave the room

In the event of London separating from England, where should the new capital of England be?

I am the sincere hope that he will finally end it all.

Brighton

But seriously, the obvious answer is Winchester.

Because muh 4.0 V8 will allow me to overtake poor people in supreme comfort and style.

You're not doing good Theresa, everyone else is doing shit.

Very nice. Probably best not to draw attention to yourself with a potentially-provocative plate m8, so go for 'FR3DD05'

Winchester like the old days.

Where were you?

Will that autistic acting old man be king when Elizabeth dies

Cry God for Harry, England and St George.

Happy St George's, lads!

>Labour in complete freefall

How can anyone argue that Corbyn isn't a Russian sleeper agent? There is no way this is not intentional.

Scotland.

I can't even remember the exact thing I said that sparked this poor attempt at an anonymong uprising tbqh.

It's not autism, it's royal inbreeding


youtube.com/watch?v=9e_GoHngOIE

Don't talk shite about Charlie he's deadon

No, he'll die before her probably. Just before.

newcastle

...

my foreskin is worth me than him

Here among my mountains wild I have serenely smiled
When armies and empires against me were hurled
Firm as my native rock I have withstood the shock
Of England, of Denmark, of Rome and the world

Read more: John Mcdermott - Scotland The Brave Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Id be fine with it being Winchester or York or something

Left for a couple of days, said I'd be gone for longer but I prefer doing things my own way.

Been doing a little 'soul searching' and I'm not done yet.

>tfw It's my birthday today
>tfw no work today

Fucking hell lads, my local council election the other day just had a 12% turnout and Labour won by a tiny margin.

We just can't stand you to be honest..its more of a cumulative thing.

Another method for you. Please consider options carefully but do please use one soon.

What did he mean by this?

Sunderland.
Joking.
Durham.

>12% turnout

Fucking state of that.

Good book that. The one about Fatal Attraction is the best.

York

kek is with us

>Not just devolving England back to the anglo-saxon kingdoms in that event
>Not just further devolving the anglo-saxon kingdoms to the native tribes
The Dumnonii will rise again

Barrow-in-Furness since it's the whitest part of England and they build nuclear submarines.

What's to be sad about m8? You say you're fit and healthy and I seem to recall you saying you were getting a new comfy flat for yourself or something?

Fuck off back to outer/pol/ mate

Which episode was this?

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It's better than I ever expected

>giving the danes a chance to conquer us again

>Liverpool

Stop them complaining about the lack of money being spent on them

GET YOUR OWN SHITTY ENGLISH VERSION OF Sup Forums TO POST ON YOU FUCKING POMMY FAGS

I identify as British though. We're strongest as a union.

I am Preuße's Polish mother

White nuclear powered Cumbrians

Not bad

My personal favourite. Please do consider

At the end of the best series desu

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Problems

I am Preuße's gym

Why do you care so much? It's not like Sup Forums is a Yank board. It's about as diverse as your nation.

Would give good vibes of old Empire days too.

I know that my attitude, and my 'tales of success' tend to spark up hatred but I really didn't expect so many of you to be affected by this, really makes me feel like there's something you lot share that leads you to react in such similar ways when hearing of someone else's success, a r9k tier mentality let's say or that I did infact say something that also played a major part in deciding the anonymong's feelings towards me but I'm not sure what it might've been, to me it seems like it might be the latter but I could be wrong.

We have a natural-born right to colonise everywhere we go.

Go fuck yourself you sharting civic trumptard.

>whitest part of England

youtube.com/watch?v=BhmLtkWd5AA

Seems a little high-class for Pruss.

I am Preuße's Prussian sister.

Cumbrian Empire soon

You're mostly just extremely boring and regularly have poor debating abilities coupled with a frankly vomit inducing and entirely misplaced arrogance.

I am Preuße's birthday party.

Those buildings a beautiful- drive past them for work in the morning in great sunlight

>most likely knows quite a bit about the positive things in my life
>yet claims to not know the negative despite the fact that I usually can't talk about one without mentioning the other
Really activated my almonds desu

>implying you need to be sad to do a little soul searching

...

You should identify as English first. British second. European third.

Either York or Winchester.

>Supporting the corpse emperor

They're big white elephants though in reality. They're very pretty, but completely useless, and take up a lot of space which would be very valuable if you could do something with it.

...

Additionally I have seen a number of well posters with legitimately successful efforts and lives. They give help and assistance to their brother anons.

By your usage of a trip and me vs them mindset you deliberately make your self a general annoyance. Your personality makes you a cunt.

>who you think you're talking to

I've got Scottish parents and I've always lived in England though. So I say I'm British.

>who you're actually talking to

You should identify as British first, English second and European never.

You always act sad, allude to some nebulous backstory elements then go quiet. Just wondering what's actually up m8, as there's no point dancing around the subject during feels hours

Preuße with friends at the local footy game

>You're mostly just extremely boring
Am I here to entertain you?

Honestly never got this meme, I know that I tend to not go into detail when discussing personal matters but that still doesn't change the fact that I'm unequivocally the best shitposter on here.

>and regularly have poor debating abilities
Really? Because from what I recall I haven't 'debated' anyone on Sup Forums in months since I've been refraining from talking about politics for months so I wonder where you got that from.

What's with all this low quality bait lads? Step it up.

>I've got Scottish parents and I've always lived in England though.
>tfw Scottish mother and Irish father but born and raised in England
>consider myself English before anything else

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/22/ukip-pledges-ban-burkas-outlaw-sharia-law-partys-election-manifesto/

guess i will vote pookip after all

Who we think we're talking to

Who we're actually talking to

...

What pol/ thinks of Preuße

You're forgetting labour gerrymandered the system to fuck

i think we can put aside our differences and fight the exnos hordes invading out countrys. even if the false emperor is a bitch

What's the feeliest feel you ever feeled?

>with legitimately successful efforts and lives.
Cheeky.

>They give help and assistance to their brother anons.
And I don't? Just because you see me as a cunt which leads you to stray away from my advice doesn't change the fact that I do give good advice.

>always
I've partially explained it before and like I said I'm not the kind of person to go into detail about personal matters. I feel as if it's been discussed enough already.

That poem last thread gave me some pretty good feels.

>he says despite the fact that I have more (You)s in this thread than he has posts

When the ape died in Project X.

What was that called, do you know?