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NOT A MUPDATE
I only fixed Virginia's roll

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Fill missouri, defend if attacked

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OP, does nuke take 2 bonus from each state it hits or just the nation being attacked?

bit scared I have no allies desu

you always have Pinkie. everyone does.

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hmm. Reckon border nuking shouldn't be allowed.

Your Christian missionaries have successfully converted the pony savages of New Mexico Pueblo

Help for Americans too

reckon deez nuts

fuckin sad if americans cant name all 50 of their own states

this game should be like all geographically instructive n shiet

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Fixed my mistake in Virginia, so now Virginia is winning the war against the Amish

Do not defend if Nigger attacks me in Oklahoma.

Attack and fill Arizona.

Fill Michigan and take over Wisconsin without crossing the river. Also please answer my question about nukes.

Dubs

1 spill

Continue filling Alabama, when spill go to Florida. Full defense from all enemies.

Attack reno(not across the river)

>nuke take 2 bonus from each state it hits
This

wew nice pali

Put it in Oklahoma

keep pushing for hawaii

Request nap/ally
Fill south Dakota

Nigger if you attack me, could you leave a section of me to the East for the time being so I can revive there if necessary?

Priority take Red against WA border, pacific coast afterwards, begin annexing Cyan commiefornian lands as he is AFK from Bay Area

**ANY FURTHER ANNEXING OF CYAN CALIFORNIA LANDS IS A DECLARATION OF WAR**

me first huh? I understand

Don't worry, that's your land. Californiapony was afk and I had nothing to do but take his Arizona.

take a few of the single row purples in oklahomo, attack some kansas so ASAC loses his bonus.
Stay beneath the river in kansas, proceed in oklahoma

I will NAP if you do not move into minnesota

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How about this, I'll let you stay in Hawaii.

I can agree to this

Okay NAP is official then.

>Oklahoma
damn jamal. Why are you not annexing nebraska? I'm already laying some fire on kansas, why don't you help there?

Nigger, I'm going to need you in the middle. I'm afraid Dude Weed is going to make me his bitch.

You aren't going to make me your bitch are you?

yeah but if you take nebraska under the river at least, it will cost him 20 points to attack you over the river

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No Amish or Virginia

Ally? help me take Southern CA and i'll give you the rest of AZ

Attack ASAC. Defend if attacked.

Continue taking Wisconsin

Fill Alabama. When spill go to Florida and defend my territories at all costs. Also check em

I have all of AZ, but I'm open to helping you. But why do you need help in South CA? He's afk right?

Forgot to add my bonus. +8

6 spills

conquer kansas under the river,
fill oklahomo until full,
spill back into kansas

Attack autism. I can't afford to be trapped on an island

Can't believe i waste dubs for this

Roll, Take CA, defend against Red if possible

Spill goes to new jersey

invade deeper in PA

Attack reno, prioritise territory in washington then push into oregon

I was thinking take and cede but too late now.

Still willing to ally. Lime is creeping me out man.

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Fill south Dakota spills Nebraska

Okay then. I have a NAP with Nigger and Autist, but we can ally. It'll make us safer.

ARE THE AMISH STILL HERE?

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Don't think so

Confirming Ally with Purple CLP

Take New Jersey then move into Indiana

fill oklahomo, spill into missouri

I knew it was a risk, but I was dead if I didn't act. attack autism.

Top kek! Got Alabama at the perfect time! Continue Invading Florida while defending my land! And make sure to check my new bonus too!

Attack ASAC. Defend if attacked.

Roll, Take NE Oregon, defend against Red. Any spill take Cyan CA territory

Too many people AFK, if anyone is lurking you should take up a nation. Not Minnesota though because I'm about to gobble that shit up.

Fill WV , spills NC

I forgot to apply the -20 attacking across river penalty for Alaska, so Alaska shouldn't have any T's beyond that river this turn. Sorry.

as long as we're larping as a nigger, I might as well roll a fat one...

Op, can I give Ponka the Florida keys to be nice while still taking the bonus for Florida?

See this and tell me how you'd like to use your roll.

Sure

you can have kansas dude, but why are you not taking nebraska under the river before he crosses the river?

Ok sweet. Hey Ponka I have some good news for you!

Retake territories in washington if I still don't have them, spills attack reno

I possibly should have, but it's not too big of a deal. When nations are bordering it's easy to steal the bonus and render that land obsolete anyway.

Attack Reno in Nevada, and take 1 tile in each Oregon and Utah

Same basic strat in original roll. Push up, push hard.

aahaha you bitch

Cyan fucked me hard. goddamn ponyfucks can't stick with a campaign for shit.

Beside leaving me in the game to eliminate later, what purpose does leaving me two tiles do? Even if I swim to hawaii and get the plus 4 at that point I would be facing down you with a plus 24.

Things are about to get ugly

I'm going to fight with you. Take out his bonuses. At the very least he can't kill you and we'll just be deadlocked for 20 turns while someone else wins.

YOURE UGLY

capitulate to your masters, big strong british lads

Malian Hawaii
Teal
hawaii

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Aye lad

Seward's Folly is gonna earn its name

Added, roll for last turn and separately for this turn

Keep him partially present in as many states as possible. That way he can't invade me or you and can only defend.

Finish Indiana, spill Minnesota

Unless that rule doesn't apply...

Continue on with my rampage on Ponka. Defend still.

Roll, Retake Nevada, Spill into Idaho and Wyoming

keep annexing missouri

Fill hawaii, annex alaska

Attack Southern Wyoming on both sides of the river. Push him back behind the river in the South East Corner if possible.

GETGETGETGETGET

his bonus is 0. First reclaim my territory in washington then attack reno in oregon

I'm sorry new friend. full scale retreat back to hawaii
Is it because I'm pink?

second roll for