What should a Conservative young man do with his life?

>Be me
>19yo Male
>100% Aryan
>about 5-6/10
>live in okay place
>super depressed all the time
>hate my life
>live with EXTREMELY overbearing parents, especially my mother
>get in arguments with my parents on a near daily-basis, sometimes multiple times a day, over every little thing
>be in FUCKING ONLINE COLLEGE, because i'm apparently too spergy to go off on my own
>hate my school and major (History)
>have no idea what I want to do for a living
>my brother, who I am close to, is moving out this year
>only 1 friend outside of my brother, who lives in a different city
>have crush on said friend
>friend is already in a relationship
>fall for the nofap meme
>nofap for nearly 200 days with NO RESULTS
>got so lonely that I doxxed myself on Sup Forums, hoping for someone to prank me so I would at least have some interaction
>be apparently the only person Sup Forums doesn't want to troll
>have major OCD and other problems
>no driver's license/car
>kissless, handholdless, dateless, virgin scumbag

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?

inb4 "kys"

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overthrow your shitty government and take down the corperations run by jews

Get a fucking therapist.

therapy is a scam user, why would they fix you when you being broken is what earns them the shekels.

19? Move out and become a grown up. Get a job, go to church, stop wasting your life on your PC. Everything you listed changes.

Get a liscense first.

Damn even satan wants them gone..

Dont worry user you're nor missing much. Im 20, have a someqhat decent paying job and a few good friends but i still think about committing suicide daily. I'll prolly do it one day too. As for dating, git tinder nigger. Im still a virgin but i got my dick sucked from doing that shit. Btw this shit belongs in /r9k/ you nigger.

t. also depressed user

NoFap is a meme. Sane men can reel in bitches and still fap when they don't feel like getting up to the effort.

Work to improve yourself and build confidence. Don't be a fat fuck either. Skinnyfat is fine and you still have some chances but if you're obese you need to hit the gym.

Ask /adv/

>America
>Aryan
Its LARP time!

Rules to live by, go out into meatspace OP, it is your only hope

>get a license
>get a part time job
>lift
>cold approach girls until you get laid

Step 1. Drop conservatism. Become NatSoc.
Step 2. Go to actual college. Stay in the dorm.
Step 3. Change major to something useful.
Step 4. Start lifting weights.
Step 5. Get involved in social activities. Getting in better shape will help your confidence here. Especially with girls.

>Get a gun

>Go to closest hospital

>Find where they keep newborns

>Targetpractice.jpeg

>Gun down as many people and cops that try to stop you.

>Die in a blaze of glory.

>Be a new meme on this site that will last forever

>People will always debate if you worked alone or some liberal shill that shot up a hospital to take guns away.

Do it faggot

dont get advice from Sup Forums

I am formerly fat, now skinnyfat.

Visit your local armed services recruiting office, ignore the Marines and tell the others you're looking to get out of town, see what they got. Don't go security forces or MP.

>get tinder

Parents wouldn't allow me. They are EXTREMELY controlling and would not even let my brother have sex while he was in college. In another city. It's fucking unbelievable.

Get a trade. Make money and get a life going.

You already know what problems you have, so that makes addressing them easier.

>virgin/etc

Get /fit/. It's easy. You have the time.

>No license

Get one.

>Lonely

Get /fit/, get license, and get a trade. Then join clubs. I'm srs. I did it. Also take up sports like MMA or rock climbing or whatever you prefer. You'll meet people.

Learn to socialize. Plenty of books and instructions on it.

I was like you at 19, and if I could go back to then, the three MOST crucial things I wish I had known

1. Get "basic" life shit together - Learn to drive - Learn to do your own personal finances. Concentrate on yourself and not worrying about stupid shit, because once you have the fundamentals down it makes later life easier.

2. GET A TRADE OR A REAL JOB. Save that money. Get something you can do (like say - electrician) in many different places or start your own business with.

3. Get /fit/. Makes life easier.

Concentrate on that shit right now. If you do a 4 year trade, by 23 you'll be able to make good money. You'll be /fit/ by then. You'll have money and know how to save it.

It gives you freedom and options.

Also this, change your major, you can always read journals and books in your spare time.

Go to a community college instead of online you poor fuck.

Thought about that. I have a health problem that may prevent me from joining. Would the Navy reject me for having an enlarged kidney?

Star in cuckold porno videos as The Cuck.

You are supposed to fap as much as you want. You are supposed to not give a fuck. Stay in college for as long as you can. Finish it if it's easy. If not, drop out, get some dead-end job, and move out so you can masturbate all day long and do whatever you want. What would be the point of having more money? It's not like you'll have anything to spend it on. Food and an internet connection is more than enough for you. You'll never have something or someone to spend money on, you are too incompetent to achieve happiness. You will never be happy, you can only have fun. Give up, accept your irrelevance.

Also, have a decent diet (make sure it tastes good so as to not force yourself, try healthy bullshit and keep eating whatever you like) and try to do light exercise (like when you are listening to podcasts and feel like doing something with your body instead of just listening, so as to not force yourself) and sleep during the night. It helps get that base level of dopamine that will stop you from killing yourself. Why? Because the fun never ends if you know what you are doing. Fun things are fun, you'll want to keep doing them.

See this user? Don't be like him. Embrace the 2D and forget about real females. They are scum anyway.


Don't forget, you'll never be happy. All you can do is have fun.

An unemployed self hating conservative? What a shock. Stop hanging out on Sup Forums. Get a fucking job. Find a major that you actually want to study. No one is requiring you to be a history major, dumbass. Stop arguing with your parents. They're keeping your worthless ass off the street. Learn how to interact with people.

Oh, and I say "trade" because I assume you aren't capable of studying for a real degree based on your studying history.

If not, if you must be in college, go into engineering.

Serious. Do not fall for liberal arts memes. I know that advice itself is a meme - But I can't emphasize it enough. Go into a degree that earns you actual fucking money and is useful and can preferably give you the ability to own your own business or work as a contractor.

Most of the statements you have made are completely solvable. You just need to focus on one thing at a time and pursue/complete it.
.parents? Move out
.friends? Find some. Be more social.
.school? Pick something else.

Etc etc..

It is up to you with alot of things. Most things you stated are in your control to a huge extent. It actually sounds like you have more of a problem with depression that is leading to you not handling this shit.

So i would consider seeing a psychologist and or psychiatrist.

fuck dude. Do you have steam? Do you play dota? I mean we could maybe game a few rounds. we polacks need to help each other and networking is always great.

>falling for the college meme

Nah you're a retard. He's better off just getting some training in a trade or just taking a year to get used to the real world and just get a retail job or something, and get used to people and confrontations.

He's predisposed to asocial behavior, you think College will change that? Nah, I don't think so buddy. You're a kike to suggest getting him in debt too.

Switch to a respectable major, get a license and a car, and quit giving a shit about anything other than getting a proper education and a future.
Worked fine for me until I lost my job and couldn't afford to drive to college anymore.

You have a few options, kys aside.

1. Accept that you are a faggot and continue living a shitty life, don't give a fuck about schooling and leech off parents/family for as long as possible.

2. Don't be depressu desu and continue going to school. If you have the means to go through and get your certificates/degrees/etc,, use those as much as possible, try as hard as possible to get a job or career and learn to drive. Drive to wherever the fuck you want and do whatever you want after you've established a sustainable and comfortable life.

If you're frustrated about being a virgin and have no hope of getting any low hanging fruit from tinder, OKC, or whatever, you could always hire a whore. But that's just a band-aid to the problem, you probably wouldn't be satisfied on any emotional level afterwards.

try intermittent fasting (skip breakfast), do early morning cardio before lectures, minimise wasted time on entertainment (cut down on youtube subscribers - leave political ones and those who help you learn), go watch Actualized.org or Jordan B Peterson on youtube

Join the military. The only way to commit to something is to do something uncomfortable you can't back out on. Fuck it join the Air Force in aircraft maintenance and in six years you'll have a cushy engineering job since Lockheed doesn't care what kind of degree you have as long as you've got a maintenance background.

What is the technical name of your condition? It might be waiverable, it might not even be an issue. Does it negatively affect your day to day?

You sound like a kid. Join the armed forces if you're not a medical reject.

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also start lifting yeah

>Jordan B Peterson

I wish this meme would die already

Also, at 19, this can take care of a ton of THIS Stuff that I listed.

You can earn good money while getting a trade, then use the GI bill for a degree while using a trade to make good money (fly in/fly out casual work). You'll get fit, meet people, learn basic responsibiltities, get away from your parents. With the extra down time and money, get driving lessons (go for a manual/stick shift, it will save you headaches later) and the like.

Listen dude, sometimes you gotta say fuck what your parents think and do shit anyways. Just TRY it. Trust me i got luck of the draw. But you could too, and if you dont like it then you can fuckin quit it. Honestly tho, its a cancerous app. Women are put on a pedestal there. Even the average and below average chicks.

Nephrosis. I had a surgery when I was a kid to correct it, but my kidney still doesn't function at full efficiency.

Start doing powerlifting

I listen to his lectures and they are informative.
If you can, point out your criticism of him.

I love history and spend lots of time reading it. I know a couple of history majors, but they did not find jobs in the field besides high school teacher (which sounsd OK but they didn't like it.) If you don't want to teach, pick up something like programming, accounting, medical stuff, radiology, med assistant, etc. it's boring as fuck though. programming or medicine is the most interesting. Or get your degree and teach TESOL (english in another country.)

I don't think you understand. My parents would take all of the stuff that I own (bought with my own money) and my safe of savings and throw them to the curb if I joined tinder.

>history major
>online history major

lol i've never been to a day of college in my life but that sounds retarded. what are you doing with your life ? why are you letting others ruin it before it even gets started ?

Yup I have steam. I don't play Dota though. What other games do you play?

Fucking hell. are your parents religios? Women arent that important ,but you need to move out

You could always get shit faced and pass out. That's what i do about every night since i hate my life too.

>NatSoc

Fuck off shill. I ain't no freedom hating socialist!

I really should note I was homeschooled pretty much all my life. It FUCKED me socially and I do NOT suggest that anybody puts their kids through that shit.

Hmm europa universalis dark souls. So nopt many multiplayer games :(. Keep your head up man. Life gets better. even if its shitty for some years you will always have some spare moments of happiness. Just remind you that
hmmm.........

Before you kys convert to Islam and kill a bunch of niggers while yelling allahu akbar so we can blame muslim aggression.

Its a disqualifying condition, military is not a realistic option since I doubt they will get you a waiver but you could try.

I'm 5 years older than you, and I was in a damn similar situation as you. Take the advice in this thread, go work out and go get a trade, and if not just do your gen education courses and switch to a more useful major. Please, don't make my mistakes.

And you must get the fuck out of there.

Kek. I actually thought about doin that greaseball

Do you think they could waiver if I wanted a non-combat position?

>Posts pic of Rockwell
>Is kike
kys faggot

Seriously though, trade school may also be a good idea. It depends on what he's going to do for a living.

Do this:
youtube.com/watch?v=se-opuzre5Y

I think you should join antifa, you're a perfect recruit for them.

Every person who wants to kill themselves should hit some government stooges first not fucking joking

>NatSoc
>shill
You understand that this is a NatSoc board, right?

>NatSoc

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It wouldn't matter (also never go combat arms). You could always just try, but it sound like this is something that you wouldn't be able to hide.

Magic Google words: Nephrosis waiver, waiverable, disqualified.

Go to Church.

It's not. You sound like those cukcs that say "Sup Forums is a Islamic board" Fucking degenerate.

1.License is the first and most important thing if you live in the US barring a few select cities

2. reduce fapping, bc its a waste of time, no need to eliminate. The self control will bleed over.

3. Take a year off school, go to companies that employ non-skilled trades. Taking that hell of a job(laborer, landscaping, etc) will motivate you to truly think about what you want.

4. Buy adrafinil

5. find a 5 day diet, with some workout/cardio...Buy a Bike

This is how societies get destroyed.
GTFO your parental home.
Learn about willpower.
Exercise.
Eat healthy.
Get off your ass.
Forget about any relationship with a "friend".
Get to work on yourself before even thinking of a relationship.
STOP WATCHING PORN

>those cukcs that say "Sup Forums is a Islamic board"
No one says that.

Some people do

Btw, get in the fucking army, you asshole live in the US. i would kill for a chance to join US army, but you can join it at any moment and you are sitting on your ass. What's your excuse?

No thanks christfag.

Make it a goal to return to Mother Europe, particularly a country that isn't totally cucked.

America is the muscle of the Jews. Don't invest your life here and perpetuate this fucking system. Your soul is depressed because it knows this deep down. We have to go back.

I will direct you to this

you two should have a sitcom, my sides

1. Get a job.
2. Move out on your own or ask your brother if you can stay with him until you do.
3. Switch major and/or school or drop out or force yourself to finish (check if the cost is worth it).
4. Get a driver's license and a cheap car that's not too expensive to pay insurance for, drive and repair.
5. Give up on that crush because it'll do you no good in your current state.
6. Have a fap.

>Stay with my brother

That's not going to work. He lives here with my parents right now and when he moves he will already be married to his fiance.

You're only fucking 19 pull yourself up by your bootstraps you fucking nigger

Not an argument.

stop fappng, but watch porn every day (to train your willpower)
stop eating and start fasting (its healthy)
continue the history major (its a great choice)
stay home with your mother, so that you can save up money ( dont let her boss you around though and dont do any chores she tells you)
cut contact with your one friend, (a timewaster), but keep stalking your potental gf , because she might leave her bf (you never know)
and the most important part , do not seek any therapy for the OCD or other real psychological problems (therapist =jews)

You sound like a little bitch tbqh man the fuck up?

Then do the other thing I listed in the same sentence.
For fucks sake stop making excuses to not get off your ass. A single month of work is enough to pay for an apartment and driver's lessons, particularly if you're still living at home.

>Confront mom. I know its tough but you just got to do it.
>Ask yourself this question: What do you want?
When you leave High School you get a million people trying to tell you what to do. But ask yourself what YOU want to be. If you work hard enough you can accomplish this goal, it'll be tough, hard and at times you will feel like quitting, but thats when you ask that question again to get yourself back on track. Theres also another to be procrastination....
>WORK OUT
Get /fit/ you don't have to look like a monster just stay fit and healthy which builds confidence, testosterone, and helps your brain. In fact it can help you beat procrastination.
>GET A LICENSE AND A CAR
This is America bro, you cant do anything without a car, not having a car is also a grill-repelant
>Get a job, but DO NOT get comfortable. Try to climb up the latter, maybe by becoming a manager or quitting said job for a better one that pays well.
>Dont afraid of the outside world and try to eventually move. Mom cant scold you if you are not near her.
>For relationships understand this:
-Chances are the girl you meet and go on a date with will be your wife, so don't go crazy about trying to find THE ONE, settle with the best.
-When talking to grills be confident, be open, be funny (chicks really dig this) and dont be afraid of her. If she says no who gives a fuck, like my post above mentioned, chances are even if you score with one, its not going to last. I used to raid of asking chicks on dates, then one day i just asked, and she said yes and something was built from that. Also once you go on enough dates dont be afraid of telling her how you feel, chick also dig that.
>Also take a break from this shithole.
I know its fun to laugh about right-wing memes, jewish tricks, and trolling Shia Labouff. But dude this place is like Crack its addicting but it does more harm than good. Take a break from it and explore the outside world.

weaponize your autism

>don't fap but watch porn

What the fuck

>Don't do what your mother says

Tried that fag

>Break off contact with friend but keep in contact with crush.

They're the same person you realize.

>NatSoc
>Shill

I have a feeling you haven't been on this board for very long

>looks at flag.

Kek

Ur fuct mate; kys, maybe mommy can buy you some rope

You know Aryan means noble. You don't sound noble.

oh shit you didn't realize that post was satirical. bad sign

>Le Sweden is Islamic rape town meme
>Has nothing to do with the point

Neck yourself

>T. Jamal

You are only 19.. Do not think about what you should be doing with your life, it is way to early to think about locking down a career and planning it all out.. BE 19.. go out and have fun. You will eventually find a calling in life, or not, but at least you wouldnt have wasted your youth.

first things first, get ur license.
you still have plenty of natural test, hit the gym.

>the same meme

Seriously tell me the truth Sven, how are things over there? Do you feel invaded?

you know what to do user

>Go out and have fun

I can't man. My parents won't let me, I have no friends to hang out with, and I have no transportation.

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Stop distracting yourself with video games, television shows, etc. You are only saving yourself from boredom which in turn prevents you from discovering what you truly want in life.


Also, discover the better Sup Forumss. This one is a shitty entrance level Sup Forums overclocked with shills and whatnot and 8c han is pretty much the same if not worse.

Change your major. STEM only.
If you can't do STEM, get started on a trade right away.
Lift weights.
Train in martial arts.
Meet swole right-wing friends.
Save to purchase a gun, begin taking it to the range.
Put yourself solidly on the path toward mantling Odin or Thor, depending on whether brains or brawn is your strength.
Court your gf.
Have white children.