Aus/pol/: Julie Bishop tells N. Korea to fight me cunt

skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2017/04/23/north-korea-threatens-to-strike-australia.html

straya

How will Kim deal with Emu problem?

if he cant ride them its only because hes a fat fuck

Adding more radiation will only make things worse, the British nuclear (((tests))) of the 50's and the yanks crashing skylab on us created the Emu menace in the first place.

they weren't bulletproof before then

Don't forget the Japanese gang nuke test.

yea I remember Grandaddy telling me stories about before the Great Emu War that those cunts would go down to a couple of well placed slugs.

But that was from before the bombs fell...

First for fuck party politics.

We need to start metapolitical lads. Our views are not mainstream and we don't need to be mainstream. If anything, we need to work on ourselves to overcome our weaknesses and make ourselves great again.
I see so many of us are weighed down by booze, depression, etc. WEll sorry if I sound like a heartless wowser but unless you pull yourself out of these ruts (and that includes reaching out for help, you've got to make the first step and have an ongoing program to sort yourself out), you have no business in a serious discussion of politics.
No wonder most of the threads are circlejerk shitposting.

Now then, for the patricians of aus/pol/, name the most influential political book you've read.
For me it's probably 1984 by George Orwell.

Pence was in Sydney today. He stopped on the Harbour Bridge and lay his hands upon it, imparting it with a nuke deflecting charge.
Any nuke fired at Sydney will now hit Melbourne instead, as it should be.

for me it was a book of short proses by D.H. Lawrence, there was one in it called Democracy.
I cant remember the quote exactly but it goes something like this
>we must strip away the pompous pageantry of government and expose it for what it truly is; a business.
I interpreted that as tax in is cashflow and public/social services are expenditure and we need to learn to live within our means.

bulletproof feathered emus are the biggest cunts. i was out hunting a few weeks ago and i shot one, the cunt gets up after 2 seconds like nothing happened. So im like wtf and empty a magazine into the fucker. it gets up again.

so we drive over to the piece of shit and typical emu is ready for a fucking fight. we get maybe 10 metres away and im like

>ay davo mate stop here ill jump in the back tray and find the heavy artillery

so i jump in the back and shit you not this bulletproof emu cunt starts slowly circling the ute. im standing in the back tray watching this thing prance around my ute like it ow s the fucking place. felt like i was in a tiny kayak being circled by a shark. i go back to rummaging for a weapon I can use, but nothing seems like it will work. so i see the flare gun and i'm like ok too easy ill burn the cunt alive
>hehe emu-jew
i shoot the flare and it lands in its feathers and sticks. hoo roo i shout in celebration, then i turn to find the flare is still going and this emu is just fucking standing. fuck me, a bulletproof and flameproof emu. parents must've interbred or something, it was fucked.

anyways this cunts still here circling the ute, my mate davo is in the front laughing, but also kind of alarmed. he starts yelling at me to just kill it.

so i look in the ute and all i can see is
>gatorade bottle
>fire extinguisher
>some tools
>boomerang
>spare fuel tanks

so ofcourse, i fashion the gatorade bottle into a bong and while staring at the boomerang then get an idea

>holy fuck cunt abos have been hunting these birds for a while this is the weapon they used

so i rip the lid off the spare fuel cans and throw it at the emu... just as I planned a tribe of atleast 30 abos come charging across the sand. they can smell the premium unleaded. problem solved.

(we made sure we ran over every abo there when we left)

Oh man so fucking glad i bailed joining the army.

No user it meant the (((World Bank)))

kek
I was driving next to a mob of them once and I dunno if you guys have seen it but they do this thing with their heads where they swing it like one of those spiked balls on a chain (I dunno what they're called), so they run at 60kph then start swinging their heads about. mental creatures. it didn't hit the wind screen which was lucky

he was a lefty fag apparently and probably meant that but I interpret shit like I do
>wrong

yesterday pence said that the US would take 1250 refugees in exchange for Mexicans(not sure how many) but I think it was a bit of loosening us up to the idea of fighting in their wars.. again

Politically? Huxley's Brave New World. Yea I know it's a meme but fuck me did it really align with some of the shit happening today.

Also our political position isn't as uncommon as you thing. Some examples:

> Be early 2016, during the rise of Trump
> Air con breaks down in my new house since the previous owners didn't maintain shit.
> Get Repairman around to fix and as he finishes up start talking about Trump, completely unbidden
> Completely in favour of Trumps policies, thinks he'll be good for the US
> Says we'll need someone like that in Australia
> mfw we spend 30 minutes talking Aus politics (Which I'm not charged for since he was a bro)

> Leaving old house
> Get painter in as part of the rental agreement
> Guys a Leb
> Whatever, get to talking while he's painting
> Starts talking about the problems with Leb causing issues and that they never get off their ass to work
> They either think they are Gangsters or Islamic warriors
> Thinks they should be sent back to Lebanon since he and his family left Lebanon to get away from this shit

and many more, mostly Tradies.

Seriously blue collar workers are red pilled as hell.

KEK
wasnt sure what you were referring to at first, so i envisioned a mob of aborigines running full speed flailing their heads around from dizziness due to inhalants.

yeah a lot of tradies are pretty right, although most of the ones I know get bogged down on one idea and think its an answer for all problems. my cousin thinks everything is illuminati, he is pretty on point with his ideas of whats fucking up but I dunno 9/11 shit and why dope is illegal is boring for me these days
most lebs ive met have been tossers but I met one who was a top cunt, he was a druze, had a good attitude in the respect of each to their own and don't be a cunt or force shit
lol tripper

recently read Lady Chatterly's Lover. Was expecting it to be shit, from the sensationalist reputation it has, but it was a quite heartfelt meditation on the alienation and destruction wrought by industrial modernity on the English countryside and class system, as well as being a profound exploration of authentic sexuality.

What interested me most politically was his 'A Propos of Lady Chatterly's Lover', and afterword in later editions. A lot if it is decrying both the old puritanical/Victorian view of emotions, and the modern glib one. But also praising the institution of marriage as true freedom in relations between man and woman. He also says that Christianity's greatest contributio to social life and freedom was marriage.

"Christianity established the little autonomy of the family within the greater rule of the State".

Anyway, it's clear that he was a romantic and much more concerned with emotional truths than cold hard science and reason, but he was certainly no commie.
I'll have to read some more of his works.

...

What are some redpilled careers?

Lads, I've met a beautiful Norwegian girl and I'm selling my house, moving to Svårlbad to become a professional seal clubber, going to produce as many white children as possible to ensure continuation, living right near the International Seed Vault, which seems entirely fitting.

>alienation and destruction wrought by industrial modernity
>true freedom in relations
hmm, that sounds interesting
what are some other of your book recommendations? they don't have to be political

we were just having fun mate, no one actually thought anyone would be autistic enough to write a page about it

anyone dumb enough to think NK could actually nuke australia should be put on the front line when we eventually have our next major war

I lived in coober pedy when I was a lad and one of the first real headfuck things I saw was the older women putting infants heads in the tin to stop them from crying.
I don't think they're all fucked and I don't think that the rest of Aus is obliged to do something but fuck me, they have some issues that they need to sort out

living the dream

christ we need another stolen generation

their furthest firing nuke can only just reach Darwin and there are plenty of boats around S korea and japan that would do something, although I don't know what they do, whether they just shoot it out of the sky or they can disable it somehow as its in the air.. but yeah, its not going to happen

Not IT, I can tell you that from experience. Granted there are a few of my colleagues that enjoy this forum on the sly, but in general it is pretty cucked nowadays.

Used to be fun as hell though, you'd to live it up fucking Vegas style, unlimited booze, strip clubs, etc. whenever there was an industry meet. Now it's about "diversity" and outsourcing to Pajeet.

Most blue collar jobs are red pilled, anything outside and physical mostly, but factory workers are pretty red pilled too. Since it's Australia and most of these guys are Unionised, the pay is sweet too.

Agriculture

every time they test their fucking missiles they fail, not to mention all of the anti missile systems

if they were white or in a city the kids would be in social services custody, they live on a reserve there and the issue is too wide spread. the fuel stations don't even report the theft of petrol because by the time one does it the next black fella would be knocking some off

8/8 m8

how do they fail? don't they detonate?

You're right about BNW, it's more relevant than 1984, I'l give you that. State control through entertainment, mass media, alienation from nature. It's all coming true, apart from that one part about the different classes of humans (was it the alphas, betas? Something like that.

And yeah its surprising how far towards the truth some people are- it's a combination of our native Aussie distrust of politicians and the breakdown in horizons and authority since the social revolution of the 60's.
Solzhenitsyn is a great russian author. The Gulag Archipelago is a classic but I foundhis fiction great too. The First Circle for instance.
Dostoevsky is a heavy read but rewarding.
Marcus Aurelius's Meditations if you're of a certain temperament- they can be read like a devotional, and very calming.
Recently trying to get into new right and 'ironpill' books, for example Rene Guenon, Evola, Junger, and newer ones.
Have read New right vs Old right by Greg Johnson- comprehensive view of WN metapolitics more oriented to yanks but generally applicable.

they usually explode when they get launched

>their furthest firing nuke can only just reach Darwin
I'd be worried about what that would do to the abos, what would the radiation mutate them into? This Kim cunt sounds serious.

Honestly, it is our fault but not for the reason's that the left will have you believe. We tried to civilise them when they are literally incapable of it and how we have this hot mess of a tribal people trying to work in a half civilised state.

The only way to fix it, is to give them some land away form us and allow them to live as they previously lived, with any of the smarter ones welcomed to civilisation and helped from there.

I mean seriously when was the last time you actually saw a black fella graduate Uni... most of them are halves or "Indigenous" by 4 generations.

i honestly wouldn't care if we gave them some land and just let them roam in the bush, it'd make for a great tourist attraction

> give them some land away form us and allow them to live as they previously lived

We already do this, problem is they just shit there killing and raping each other while demanding the same level or services you'd expect in a major city. They then get their ((lawyers)) to complain anytime the government takes their children away to stop them being raped and beaten.

i think he means for them to go live out in the bush not in the shitty houses we gave them

>saved your list
i'll try to get around to it but I don't read anywhere near as much as I used to or should. thanks.
we've given them a lot of land (pic related) but they don't manage it properly or sell it for pennies. they sold a shit load to rio tinto
a bunch launched their own mining operation a few years back, south west QLD I think and hire a majority of abo workers.
they have a culture of sloth, sadly to say. my mate's work has a thing where they hire 10% indigenous workers but he actually has to hire 20% of his workforce as abos because of their high rate of not turning up. they even get a bus to pick them up and drop them off from work and still don't turn up.

Close, I mean we create a great Aboo proof fence and leave them to their own devices. They organise their own society as they see fit, deal out their own justice, etc. and we have nothing to do with them and treat them as a foreign country. If they want to live in westernised parts of Australia then we treat them as any other immigrant.

yeah no worries mate. Just really starting to get serious into this right wing thing, trying to branch into real life. Feel free to drop me a line [email protected], or any other Sup Forumsacks in SA.

Don't have a solution to the abbo problem, but more laws aint the answer. pay em to stay the fuck away from us maybe.

that's how Kakadu runs, if you commit a crime there you get charged with abo law, need a permit to drive in there and its a tourist hotspot.
they take in a fair few younger black fellas who are drinking/smoking etc. too much and make them clean up. most of them end up going back to the grog etc. though

That's such a cool bird! I want ten

by a lot of peoples standards I'm rightwing but by most of Sup Forums I'm left.. really I'm a centrist. I am in SA but I don't want to meet anyone through this site, its just good for shooting the breeze and brainstorming

nk cant do shit to us. we could blockade their entire shithole country alone. i wish this fat little nork would just do something already. id love to hunt norks in the deep desert

kek

fair enough m8. I wouldn't want to meet some of the scum from this site either. At some point I got sick of being a spectator in the political arena, but I've painted myself into and ideological corner where Sup Forums is the only place I'll meet people with similar views.

I can understand the wish not to define yourself by other peoples labels. There's a whole lot of irrelevant baggage that goes with left/right.
I do have ideals, and believe in hierachy, and eternal values, history and tradition. But yes I'm also against many rightwing things like (((free trade))).
Not really a fascist but you could say fascism is very centrist compared to capitalism vs communism.
My guess however is you're more influenced by that wonderful Anglo 'via media' meme. You can see it even in the Fabian 'socialism through evolution not revolution'.
Ethnic solidarity > class solidarity >>>>>>>>>> dumbed down global consumers

implying nk can reach australia