ITT: Prove you are white

ITT: Prove you are white

I like tits and have a dog

i have white cum

I have a job.

my palms are the same colour as the rest of my skin

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that Garrison Keillor is a hoot

I like tea and bacon

>i have white cum

that you sucked out of a white man, no doubt.

Lmaoo what a gay coloured couch. Only a bud-bud would own a couch in that colour

At work

On a Sunday

Making double time

Blond, blue eyed and 6ft tall /nordic/ here. Can't get whiter than that.

I have yellow fever.
Is that enough to prove im white? :3

Not really. You're Brazilian, you'd wax anyone's arsepipe

It's a bean bag faggot.

That is not white. That's a light shitskin.

Whiter than fete cheese

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>bean bag

You're digging yourself into a hole here..

Japanese becomes black with tan in summer

* feta

Nordics arent white

Prove you're not a shill.

and stop your retarded kikeposting, lol

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>trying so hard to be someone else.

>work
>on sunday
Disgusting

Gross

I own a jar of vegemite and love mr putin

>is poo
>thinks hes white
>sits on gay beanfag chair
>calls others gay

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>Do 23 and me
>Apply nuremberg laws

Anything else is stupid.

Just check my flag

turn your hand so that your palm faces towards you, now hinge your hand as far back as possible so that the skin on the inside of your wrist becomes tight. do you see a network of blue veins? congratulations, you are white.

My cock is about 4.5 inches.

I can't dance but I can swim

Asian's skin with no tan is whitish brown, not white

:^)

chris?

Look, I'm white and european.

Got my results a week ago.

Mountain jews aren't white.

I still have my great great great etc grand fathers ivory cane from his time in India. does this count?

>100%

I am not Chris.

White?

Potato nigger here

i have sour starbursts right now
i drive a yamaha motorcycle from time to time
i hate Arizona sweet tea

t. Robert McOwen

>fallout new vegas
good taste my friend

>good taste my friend
On fucking xbox?

>fell for the playstation meme
at least we can get decent mods on xbox one for F4

Im a filthy slovak... so i cant.

You shouldn't be playing it on any console, period, you fucking pleb

Get off my board darkie

Here it is. Anyone else have relics of another era? forgot to put my polo's into shot aswell

>talking shit about consoles when aussie PC are a fucking joke
hows that 4 KB internet? careful now, our argument might cap your data

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I'm on optic fiber. at least you tried.
Pleb.

>fiber optic in a continent made of dust
have fun

White boi here

what happened to your fucking finger?

get my board cripple

He ran out of burgers.

Ayyeee sexy.

You both have to go back

Nice tö meet an english bröther :D

Atleast I'm not a Southern Nigger.

oh sorry argentina that's a worn out joke.
looks like you go without money for another month

but you'll always be indian

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Oh shit, hey Chris

It got circumcised by a blind jew. Oops, silly Goldbergstein wrong appendage

Heck yeah I always wanna be an Indian.

What is it with poos and skin shade? I was watching an indian movie and this couple were like "we can't you have lovely pale skin and I'm poor and dark"

Heart kek

Guess I'll stand up on my own two feet and walk out, good sir

Fairer skin is associated with beauty. It's a common trend.

How horrifying did you pass out in the snow?

I didn't know that. Thanks for telling..

you can't define ''white'' as it isn't a real race.

Caucasian is the race, and it's a spectrum of different skin complexions

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I'm as white as white can get right now.

Stop biting your nails

I thin I am not white.

Nothing cool like that. My mother got street fighter kicked when I was young. I got off lucky, could have been an arm or my face.

i like working sundays too
i like my job and have nothing to do at home other than shitpost and play vidya
plus i get double the cash so its worth it

I am eating user leave me alone with your nails fetish

My dad bought me a bike.

LMAOing at all the wristlets ITT

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I'm Italian therefore white, duh.

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Did you mean forearmlets? Your actual wrist has the diameter of a 14 year old girl's

Pretty eye

>Reply
thick, solid, tight

10/10

cheers mate, may london never fall

I like nature

>be anglo
>try hard to be masculine so builds himself up
>would still get battered by a scrawny paddy

Cmon france!

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i-i like turquoise...