>work in hospital
>need to take a piss
>walking toward bathroom
>new indian doctor who just started walks out
>i walk in
>there's piss all over the toilet seat and it smells like farts
What the fuck poo in loos, I thought your immigrant doctors were supposed to be your smartest
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>can't poo in loo
>expect them to pee in loo
what
You ever tried to piss with a 1 inch micropenis? There's almost no control unless you want piss on your hands.
Don't hate on the disabled, just teach them to sit on the loo.
Indian dude got fired from my work because he wouldn't stop squatting on the toilet to shit and would always shit on the lid.
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fucking learn how to shit then
u can take nigger out of jungle but u aint never gonna take jungle out of nigger
Our college had to have a memo sent out to everyone (but definitely directed at poos) that the campus water supply was being effected by massive 'freelance defecating' around the school.
Ok you've to teach me when I come to Australia in September
>hold my hand while i poop on your lawn
your government is already doing it, go to the poodecation center
There's probably Youtube videos on it, even in Hindi!
Nah fag I want someone who's already experienced
Trust me my friend it's not easy like C++ and Java
you guys bring in poo experts from all around the world, I don't have a phd in teaching how to poo. I'm white I just know, i'ts in my DNA
I don't know if you know this but I like challenges
Sitting on a toilet is about as much of a challenge as sitting in general
Kill yourself and stay in your filthy country
You better get one cuz I'm coming for you else I'll be pooing all over the beach, kangaroo pouch, cricket pitch.
First I poo in Australia then I poo in Murica.
So much win.
Walks into public restroom complains its dirty, good one.
Kekd
i just thought of a hilarious joke guys
listen guys
PEE PEE
POO POO
ahahahahaha
PEE PEE
POO POO
LOO LOO
Should be India's new national anthem
Lolwut
Tell the story please
I especially want to know his response to being told to stop
youtube.com
It couldn't beat the actual one
I understand they squat in their home country, that's how the plumbing works there
But when you go abroad and discover there is instead a porcelain seat why would you not understand how it works?
How could you not understand?
How could you assume that you continue to squat when it is a seat not a hole in the floor?
Why would you think you climb up on it and stand on it when its a seat not a hole in the floor?
Where does this failure in reasoning occur?
Why do poos not understand how to use a loo? It is exactly the same as sitting down. How do you not understand?
a staff only restroom in a restricted area isnt public pajeet
>rupture tendon in finger
>go to hospital
>poo in loo doctor
>he bandages it
>doesn't do shit
>eventually seek out a real doctor to fix it
>finger fucked ever since
t-thanks india.
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It's because we have a habit of pooing in Indian style loo.
Squatting to poop is natural though
But when you encounter a seat why would you think it is used by climbing up on it?
Surely that must seem unusual and even unsafe?
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I don't know. I myself poo in Western loo.
Maybe they're from a very poor and backwards background.
But they're encountering a seat!
How can they think it is something to climb up onto and stand over?
>ministry of pooproganda
>work as manager at fast food restaurant
>this one janitor is such a huge faggot
>make as much of a mess as I possibly can in the restroom every time he's about to come to work
>piss all over the floor, smear shit on walls, smear shit inside toilet paper dispenser, smear shit inside hand dryer, smear shit under sinks, smear shit on EVERYTHING, throw turds as hard as I can at the walls, mirrors, and ceiling and they splatter shit everywhere
>one time I ate lots of fiber and threw an extra hard turd so hard it shattered a mirror
>restrain laughter as janitor tries to figure out who's doing it, checking restroom immediately after every ghetto trash or asshole-looking customer uses it
>he never suspects it's me
Do you try to rationalize abos? Some brown "people" have literal chimp level intelligence.
I dunno dude. Not everyone is perfectionist.
White girls are getting blacked, what to do?
Go figure, as soon as I say this This guy shows upYou should be euthanized you disgusting animal.
Top kek.
Well banter'd
You would find that funny, you fucking poo monkey.
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DESIGNATED SHITTING POUCH
Atleast I'm not getting cucked by my own own slaves.