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Straya please share your best stories about Aboriginals.

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I have never come into contact with one in my life

are abbos even human ? they certainly dont look like it

The only time I talked with an australian aboriginal she wasn't black at all just brunete and looked good so I think she was like 25% abo but she was a huge abo-boo and would have offended her if I asked if she was mixed.

The experience was meh. It was all appearance. I don't think she had any culture at all.

>abo asks me for a ciggi
>say no
>tries to glass me
>I dodge it
>cop sees this go down and tackles the cunt

Feels good man

Aaw come on. I want to hear some stories about gang fucking chickens etc.

yeah i was in australia once and i said to some aboriginal: "hey nigger u cant be here, its white only area" he felt ashamed and ran away.

Watch this Abo "Creation Myth". It doesn't explain jackshit.
youtube.com/watch?v=koxp_q46z0Q

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>Lazy nigger lays around all day, breeds and completely wipes out a species.

Checks out

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50-year old tranny singing with a couple of abbos. Beautiful!

youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

btw, if anybody has the version with subtitles, pls share

This is what happened to me/a friend:
>Be me
>be 18
>have friend that's still into fucking scooters even though he's fucking 17
>he buys some $500 scooter a couple weeks prior to the following:
>him, some other friends, and I are playing basketball down at a local court
>some pack of Abo kids walk over ask to play
>we start playing despite my protests
>he has his scooter to the side of the court
>one of the apes, probably 9 years old, starts using it
>he lets them
>I walk off, and have a drink
>watch him run off with it
>friend surprisingly runs of after him
>"it was just a joke; a prank; a meme; etc" the abo states
>friend accepts it as truth
>finish off game, and we go out separate ways
>we go to a local woolies, he leaves the scooter out the front
>buy some drinks and come back
>the fucking scooters gone
>see the pack of Abos run off with it
>I laugh
[a month later, or so]
>friend messages me to say he got his scooter back
>ask him how
>apparently he was going for a walk, saw one of the Abos riding his scooter
>abo bumps into another abo
>Abos started fighting, and threw scooter behind themselves (toward my friend)
>he grabs it and runs
>they don't see him
[few days later]
>friend gets message request on Facebook
>it's the fucking Abos
>they said, and I quote (minus spelling/grammar mistakes)
>"Give us your scooter, or we'll burn your house down and murder your family"
>it wasn't an empty threat
>over a fucking scooter
>gives them the scooter
>never called the police during any of it
>he was literally too much of a cuck to call the fucking cops
>Mfw during all of this

pretty gay desu

and this is the abbo couple's daughter, doing her thing as well

youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A

Kekd. MOAR!

can someone give me a slow walk up on these creatures? i hear they rule austrailia with an wooden fist

>Not sticking up for your retarded mates
What a cunt

Idk what that vid has to do with abos, but;

>mfw iwn have qt slav wife to sing me tales while I drink vodka and play accordion before we go to bed

I'm bored enough.
So I work with a PMC Group based in Australia who has ties to the government. It sounds flashy, but really, we're just glorified security guards for hire, basically lazy ex-military who don't really want to work.
Because we have ties to the government, we often get a lot of work from the government. A lot of our people usually only work in main cities, Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne, Canberra etc. etc.
Me though, I ticked the International Travel Box, so I usually get all the jobs that involve lots of travel. Again, sounds flashy, but it really isn't. In fact, it's usually pretty fucking awful, and 9/10 times revolves around protecting snotty leftist leaning researchers, scientists and doctors.
Sometimes, I'll get work guarding doctors going to remote communities (Aboriginal Only). The first time I took one of these jobs was the first time I really understood the crazy fucking stories people tell about Aboriginals, and unfortunately, I got a tonne of these fucking stories.

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>first arrive in Aboriginal Community
>there are two main streets, looks a lot like a old western town
>doctor tells me this town is government funded
>ask why it looks so bad then
>not enough funding (later learn this is a blatant lie, I'll explain later)
>get to our hotel
>it's got bars on the windows, walls made out of 6 inch thick bricks lined with rebar
>looks more like a prison
>same thing with all the official shops
>hotel owner tells me that alcohol is banned and you can get drug trafficking charges dropped on you for bringing in alcohol
>we arrived early so doctors get to work straight away
>set up a mobile medic center
>I stand guard whole time watching because it's my first time doing a job so it's interesting
>at the end of the day learn that at least 90% of them have some sort of STD
>tonnes of inbreeding
>kids as young as 12 pregnant by their brother, uncle or father
>doctors hear story of a girl in labor in one of the abandoned houses up the back of the community
>escort doctors there after locking everything
>house is fucking destroyed, but still looks somehow new
>turns out Abos get free housing built purposefully built by the government, they don't clean and even shit in the fucking houses, practically destroying everything just because the government will give them a free one later on
>house smells like utter death
>garbage, dead animals and shit and piss fucking everywhere

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>girl around 10-12 years old completely naked with a belly as big as her
>8 fucking hour labor at like 12 at night
>I gotta sit there for fucking 8 hours watching this underaged girl give birth to make sure none of the family or elders interrupt
>can't take her outside of the community because fucking Aboriginal communities practically live under their own rules unless the State itself is directly involved
>completely null to all the fucking insanity happening out here now
>doctors go to sleep
>I can't sleep so I sit out front of their rooms with my fucking gun out just watching the main street
>suddenly a fucking all out street brawl out of fucking NOWHERE
>later find out that two different gangs named after 80's metal bands leaders were fucking the same woman and wanted to fight for the right to monopolize her
>Aboriginals full on death brawl
>they have fucking hatchets and machetes
>call police but don't interfere and decide to just watch it in the exact same place, sitting on my chair right infront of the doctors rooms with my gun out
>one guy lost an arm
>some guy got his skull caved in with a cricket bat and turned into a permanent retard
>one guy died
>police arrest everyone
>later find out the woman the two gangs were fighting over were was the head of a completely different gang called "The Celine Dion Sluts"
>she now rules the town
>doctors wake up to a fucking crime scene, blood fucking everywhere and me sitting on my chair with my gun out
>their faces when

Anyone have the link to the abbo tribal practices which involve cannibalism, rape, genital mutilation, and incest?

>The Celine Dion Sluts

What did they mean by this?

i've never seen black human in my life

Holy shit. Thank you Straya for sharing.

He didn't want any help, I even said I'd walk into the fucking police station with him and report them. But he was still too scared; he can't even order anything at the fucking shops, he always gives me the money and asks me to.
I don't really have many other stories, I tend to try and avoid these creatures.
But this happened during my first year of Highschool
>be me
>be 14
>in woodwork
>have a relief teacher, so everyone's taking it slack
>bunch of Abos sitting at a table by themselves, talking jibberish no one can understand, but they were loud and annoying
>playing games on phone
>don't do any work
>suddenly relief teacher gets up and tells everyone to show them their books
>oh_fug.jpg
>show him mine
>sees literally nothing
>see him rise up in anger
>fucking screams at the Abos "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IF YOU WEREN'T BEING SO LOUD, AND WERE DOING YOUR WORK, THIS YOUNG BOY COULD HAVE FINISHED HIS! GO TO DETENTION!"
>Abos go apeshit
>start screaming at the teacher that they were doing nothing wrong
>one throws a fucking chair
>hits the qt jap grill
>being edgy asf, I laugh
>Abos storm out of room, and slam door shattering the glass on it
>teacher apologises to me, and tells me to finish the work, now the Abos are gone
>mfw I do no work
>mfw abos get told off for it
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Abbos are an archaic human subspecies

You lucky fucker, I live in southern America and the nogs are everywhere

Moar please, really entertaining story so far.

The abos did your friend a favour. Hopefully that was the last faggot scooter he ever bought.

call police but don't interfere and decide to just watch it in the exact same place, sitting on my chair right infront of the doctors rooms with my gun out
>one guy lost an arm
>some guy got his skull caved in with a cricket bat and turned into a permanent retard
>one guy died
>police arrest everyone
>later find out the woman the two gangs were fighting over were was the head of a completely different gang called "The Celine Dion Sluts"
>she now rules the town
>doctors wake up to a fucking crime scene, blood fucking everywhere and me sitting on my chair with my gun out

Fuck ! tell me you're making that shit up. this is hilarious

I envy you

I worked in the Canadian Arctic doing Air Ambulance for the abos/natives up there and could tell a 99% similar story.

This has got to be a joke m8. You're just having a laugh right?

Upload a better version of this, retard. Still can't read a damn thing even when zoomed.

An aboriginal set fire to an atm near the shopping centre in my city trying to get money but theyre too retarded to realise that money burns when you set it on fire, im actually convinced they arent human they dont contribute anything to society and the only time they come close to doing so is when they are 60-80% white race mixed. I shit you not they just walk into shops take what they need and just walk off without saying anything. Then they have the audacity to fucking bitch and whine about ebil whit man taek mah land even though they themselves didnt believe in landownership

You haven't seen shit. I'm praying the Straya from a couple days ago comes in and tells the story of them stealing to save up for a hot chicken to fuck and other things. That user inspired me to make this thread.

Do they speak like humans?
I've never heard an abo speak before.

Sadly not, he bought another, and still fucking rides it.

I imagine they are like the US natives.
>first in line at the welfare office
>off to buy liquor and drugs
>pass out on the side of the road
>rinse and repeat

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_subincision

What in the actual fuck?

" subincized penis can be penetrated by another penis, provided the latter is sufficiently small. In some Australian cultures, one traditional practice involved the penetration of an elder's subincized penis by the unsubincized penis of a young boy who was usually under age 7. Some authors have theorized that this was the original purpose of subincision."

What always perplexes me is who was the white man who bit the bullet and fucked one of those animals? Who would seriously put their dick near one of those things?

>they have fucking hatchets and machetes
It's generally a mistake, and violation of the prime directive to give primitive beings access to technology and weapon they cannot build or comprehend the dangers of.

In the natural order, those primitives would just have beat each other with sticks, and that would be that.
Now you've given them much more dangerous things they don't have the IQ to understand.

What's really confusing is that the pic is of a white man? Did they force him into this? Was his family killed by emus when he was a baby on a trip through the outback and he was raised by abos? I must know.

Their voices aren't low pitched like niggers, they have high, gurgly voices, kinda like gungans (except high pitched and a bit more raspy) in the phantom menace. It's a bit hard to describe through text, and they're all a little bit different to each other.

WTF? Hahahaha
Let me pray with you to summon him then.

For the same reason the bestiality happens, I assume.

Probably a leftist looking to connect with abo 'culture'

100% Truth. I honestly wish I was lying.

Alright. I probably won't be going to sleep tonight anyway, so I'll tell a few more of my experiences.

This happened last years in the Northern Territory. So a bit of backstory, in all the places I've worked, I've made it a mission of mine to make friends with the locals. I say locals, but really it's just cops, lawyers and other military guys.
This is more of a funny "I can't believe they're that stupid"
>in Northern Territory
>I had just finished a basic security job for some officials
>meet with a friend of mine who used to be a cop, now working as a private investigator
>He has a job to find out who stole the valuables of this rich family
>rich family didn't really care for anything other than their family hand me down jewelry for sentimental value
>he finds out that among the items stolen was a phone
>so he gets the phones information from the family and connects it to his computer and gets a location
>him not being a cop anymore can't storm the place, and I definitely can't, so we take it to the police
>the police storm the place and let us tag along because we knew the person in charge
>we get there and there is about 30k in stolen property and a bunch of Aboriginals
>but, no phone and no jewelry
>so we do it again
>different property, different aboriginals, another 30-50k in stolen valuables
>again though, no phone and no jewelry
>so we track phone again
>same thing happens
>this happens about five times wracking up roughly 200k in stolen valuables before we caught the guy
>fucking aboriginals didn't even know to turn off the fucking phone or take out the battery

Ive never had a "conversation" with an abo but from hearing how they speak to their abros im confident a six hear old could speak more proper english

im swede.. but im transabbo.. ask me anything?:)

>on the train as a kid
>abo bitch and what looks like her son get on the train with bikes
>probably not theirs
>abo bitch bumps into a pram
>grandmother with the pram asks her to watch where she's going
>abo bitch flips out
>tries to grab the grandmothers walking cane out of her hands to beat her with
>not strong enough to wrench a stick from an old woman
>other commuters start yelling at her
>one guy yells "YOU'RE A DISGRACE"
>abo replies "I'M NOONGAR CUNT" (noongar being the name of the abo tribe where I live)
>they get off at the next station

fucking abos

Can you post a pic, even an anonymous one, to substantiate your """claims""" of being a """private security contractor"""?

Fucking gold.
Fuck of Sven, this is an anglo thread.

From the youtubes I've seen, it's generally short bursts of words.
Simple words. Never too long sentences.
Most of the time accompanied with high pitch and anger.

Just think of 11 year olds. That's a good estimation of an adult Abo's mental age.
intelligence-humaine.com/australian-aborigenes/

Hahaha i remember that one
>each of them take turns fucking the chicken
>abo girls disappear for days at a time and come back knocked up
>robberies every day

YES!!!! LMAO I should have screen capped that shit.

go tell that anglo story to the pope..we all now that you are Irish rape children of the Romans..

Damn
Thanks user, unbelievable but somehow believable

Go home krisprolls you're drunk

Uncle Remis?

found dis, have you told any other thread this story? or maybe another witness?

youtu.be/Nt0NcaxmGHo

It's my go to Abo Story when with friends. But that's not me. I haven't told this story before, at least on Sup Forums

Well documented user.

nice, at least your friends are spreading the Abo awareness. I feel lucky that the niggers here can at least use multi-syllable words

D E S I G N A T E D

S L E E P I N G

S T R E E T S

Lmao!!!

There are a ton of quater (or less) Aboriginal sloots around here. They're pretty hot. They're also pregnant by 16 and on permanent welfare.

They all dream of marrying boxers, rugby players or coke dealing tradies and having a brood of halflings and teaching them how to best get gibs when you have blue eyes and blonde hair but can still kind of rock the flat abo nose just enough to look passing.

At least abbos act like white nationalists whenever a nigger or any race encounters them right?

We tried learning these in school. Even the teachers just kind of breezed through them because they were fucktarded and pointless.

>Where that river come from bro?

>Look like a wiggly line, like a snek or sumfink

>Big snek done made it bro

That's about it.

Saw three in a row pissing out front of a museum once.

Gross, you actually have abos in school? How is this allowed.

My wife's neighbors (when she was a kid) complained to the police that the Aboriginal neighbors had killed their cats. Turns out one of the sons was already in and out of court for robberies and animal mutilations. This got him in even more trouble. They came home one day to find all their windows smashed and both their cars burned out.

My next door neighbours are Abo and the main suspects for stealing my mates ute and tools.

Nevertheless when they came banging on the door one night screaming for help I did the right thing and performed first aid while waiting for the ambulance to arrive.

In a drunken argument one of them chopped his brother in the head with a machete.

After the cops arrived I started taking photos for keks.

How are we supposed to read that shit burger, it's like 2 pixels and a butchered benis.

Hyperterritorial and ready to fakkin FITE cuz U BLOODY WHITE DOG WHATR U LOOKING AT ME FAWH ILL SMASH U CUNT

Post the pics. This thread needs some abo gore.

>They all dream of marrying boxers,

and some dream of being the number one tennis player in the world.

Don't worry, they never stay long.

This post made me feel bad for those abos tbqh. They got told off cause of your lazy ass.

I work with an Italian guy.

Complete fucking degenerate.

He told me a long, boring story about how he picked up an Aboriginal prostitute. I thought he meant an actual prostitute, but he explained further and it was literally just some drunk creature like the one you see in the OP.

Said he got her in the back seat of his car for the root, gets the jeans down, and she had "maggots" in her "cunt".

I THINK he was confused and he was looking at crabs or lice. But...You never know...

Basic as fuck, sleeping, eating and reproducing. I wonder if religion affects people behaviour?

Kabayan. I'm glad the Spanish. Came to ph. At least we aren't halal. Like Indonesia. Filipinas. Has igorots. Similar to abos.

what would happen if you got into a fight whit them?? can you make theme back of by fear or are they sneaky sneaky will come back.. what would happen if you attack there communities

I watched an Abo at woolies screeching that he didn't get his dole check, so woolies owed him whatever it was he was stealing/eating. Then when the security tried to drag him out he kept screaming that you can't kick people off government property.

I really don't think they've fully come to terms with the whole private property meme.

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They have high pitched, staccato like voices. Short. Clipped. Half words.

youtube.com/watch?v=SaO1TyU3RGY

The Irish.

In large numbers.

Anglicans skipped over Australia and decided to take their chance with the man eating Maori in New Zealand because the Irish/Aboriginal cross breeds were "beyond salvation".

I don't have a lot of pics of the actual gore mostly just a bunch of cops standing around.

Maybe a couple more

>Be on balcony with my friends
>Drunk
>Hear Aboriginals across the road arguing
>The female Aboriginal accuses the male Aboriginal of communicating via facebook with another woman (that I assume he was cheating on her with)
>YA DUMB FUCKING MUTT, YA KNOW I CAN'T FUCKING READ N WRITE!

Laughed too loud. That made them start yelling at us.

>she had "maggots" in her "cunt".

you know they use maggots to clean wounds because they only eat the dead flesh and leave the living tissue alone, so it could be an ancient medical treatment.

I hope he didn't try to eat her and gobbled up all the maggots so that her vagina festered.

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They hardly ever showed up to class, are frequently suspended, and drop out as soon as they can. So they basically don't, except in rare circumstances.
We'll they were pretty noisy, if I was actually doing my work I probably wouldn't have finished it with them there anyway. But it was funny as fuck, and my friends still bring it up from time to time. They're probably in prison by now anyway.
Fuck

Normal drunken fight or ice fueled?

>ancient medical treatment

Kek.

Pic related.

They are half denisovans, a sub-species of humanity that died out (unless you count the abbos themselves).