Cured peyronie's disease with an electric toothbrush

>cured peyronie's disease with an electric toothbrush
>cured acne by not eating anything with milk in it

wtf I don't trust the medical system at all anymore
how possible is it that they already know the cure for cancer too?

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>peyronie's disease
>electric toothbrush
I looked it up and just wat?

also modern medicine is good for some things but shit for others.

I improved my asthma and increased test with a bottle of Saw Palmetto/Pygeum Bark. Anti-inflamatory agents work well on the lungs.

Why would they want to cure you? Or let alone prevent you from becoming ill in the first place. Doctors make money of patients. No patients no money. Simple. We're not talking about altruists but medical entrepeneurs.

Yep

That reflects perfectly why the monetary system must be replaced.

I didn't say that. Besides that it's not much better in communism either because if you ever had an eastern european doctor you would know they apparently have no incentive to be excellent. Don't know how to fix it but personally I think doctors should be watched harder and lobbying should be verboten.

The last 3 issues I've had doctors didn't do shit for me but researching them online and trying different methods eventually lead to resolving it. Health insurance is a jewish lie.

Once went to a doctor and told him the symptoms and then fucking guy just went quiet for a moment or two and started typing something on his computer. Saying the doctors probably just google too, but make slightly more educated guesses. If they don't just send you to a specialist.

>>cured peyronie's disease with an electric toothbrush
What, i googled it. How did you do it? Its not like my dick is that fucked but like most peoples its not 100% straight either.
>>cured acne by not eating anything with milk in it
This is mainstream knowledge though

>Go to dentist yesterday as I thought I fucked up my tooth
>Poking around, listing things which may need to be done (outside cleaning)
>One thing he mentions is braces, which literally no dentist has ever told me I need
>Asking him what the next steps are
>Weird awkward pauses
>Realized he was basically making a sales pitch
>While paying for visit, it's mentioned they have some sort of "gold plan" for discounted services


Man, fuck the mdical field.

Find another dentist lots of them are like this.

While there are problems its not really that simple. Doctors that cure people might not get to suck the same patient for more cash but he will get a good rep and more customers.

Its like with the automobile industry. There is obviously planned obsolesce but a mechanic that fixes your car is going to win in the long run over some one who doesn't.

Pretty sure only his assistant was the only truthful one saying I didn't chip the tooth, but buildup had came off. I had a fucked up shoulder a while back and the doctor I saw told me just to stretch and buy a Swiss ball. They also did a blood draw which seemed completely unnecessary and only to bill my insurance carrier more.

My granny got literally gold injected at some point against her rheumatism. Later in her life she literally had to take about 100 pills a day and like 100 euro shots once a month. Not even what the insurance paid, just her share. The average doctor doesn't give a fuck and is an accomplice of big pharma. The only real treatment you get is if you have private ensurance. Generally they don't want to cure a lot of stuff, or at least don't try to, but just want keep you stable enough to spend on medicaments the rest of your life. And even if you're about to die you better not go to the hospital because they will sequeeze every second out of your body. My grandma literally was terrified of going to the hospital because some of her friends were suffering for months half dead in some merchant limbo state before they could die. It's horrifying.

Yeah its pretty scared desu, i trust and respect the surgeons though.

I don't. My father told me a story when he woke up during operation and the fucking doctors talked about what they did during the weekend until they realized he was consciouss. And last time I was in the hospital I heard the doctors say shit like "on the street I would totally fuck that blonde" after they entered some little room like it's a scrubs episode. They are drug addicted fuckups who somehow managed to get a medical education. Partially because they a priviledged out of the ass. If anything I would trust good car mechanic more than these guys if you gave him anatomy lessons and a list of symptoms. Fuck, even the old nurses know more than many of the younger doctors who are acting high and mighty.

just use the backside of the electric brush on the plaque in a circular motion for like 5 minutes

it brakes it up and its noticeable instantly

congrats on your straight dick

You got plaque on your dick?

The Jews run the West's medical schools now.

Inside, it's caused by injuries.

peyrones disease is plaque you dumbass

that's what causes the slight bend

>They also did a blood draw which seemed completely unnecessary

FWIW- I think this may be required by either law or malpractice insurance.

Some nigger went to a doctor for a hangnail or some shit; doc didn't do a top-level blood scan. Turns out he had the AIDS from screwing dirty-needle crackwhores. So he sued the doctor, and won.

There was one guy on the Rogan Experience who had some sort of brain thing and because he looks a little gayish apparently the doctor said, well looks like you have aids. Later the guy spend two years in bed because his brain inflamation almost killed him. Then he cured it with surfing after the doctors gave up on him.

>cured acne by not eating anything with milk in it

Holy shit, are people becoming redpilled about cow rape juice? I thought I'd never see the day

Dairyfags BTFO

Wait you put the eletric toothbrush inside your penus?

What cured my acne was eating as much meat as possible, as well as fasting every other day.
I agree with OP on the milk though, we don't need as much as we think.

>mfw GP pushing me to try birth control after wrecking my guts with antibiotics

>And last time I was in the hospital I heard the doctors say shit like "on the street I would totally fuck that blonde"

Are you talking about yourself? If so 1) tits or GTFO 2) Stop being a cunt 3) what do you fucking care what the surgeons are talking about?

If you're man, holy shit take the nearest train to Reddit cause you're a turbo-cuck.

>how possible is it that they already know the cure for cancer too?

I doubt that they have a cure for cancer. What normies don't realize is that "cancer" is really a large collection of diseases which all result in the same fundamental problem: run away cell growth which leads to tumors and death. This is why it's such a perplexing problem to solve.

That said, I firmly believe that the medical community has ignored all avenues of cancer research which are not profitable (i.e. cannot be patented and sold). Prior to World War I doctors were focusing on using other diseases and induced fever states to kill tumors, and they had at least as much success as modern chemos but with far less long term damage. There have been very few modern studies on using fevers to fight cancers because you could never patent such a technique. But the few studies that have been performed were very promising.

tl;dr - it might be possible to kill off cancer cells by knocking the patient out and inducing a 107F fever for an extended period while protecting the brain. But we'll never know because you can't patent that and sell it for many shekels.

You just have to find a good white doctor ask around about it usually there is one but I have some dentist stories as well.

>My father told me a story when he woke up during operation and the fucking doctors talked about what they did during the weekend until they realized he was consciouss. And last time I was in the hospital I heard the doctors say shit like "on the street I would totally fuck that blonde" after they entered some little room like it's a scrubs episode.
Who cares? They are workers like every one else, they have to be allowed to make jokes like every one else.

Pretty common for people that deal with death through their work to have fucked up dark humor.

is the milk one true?
like really?

Because I'm the one under the fucking knife. They should concentrate on their work not their burning cocks. Besides that I suppose you enjoy being conscious during operation. But I suppose shit just happens, right?

>is the milk one true?
>like really?
Yes, lots and lots of people have cleared up their acne by just dropping lactose and/or sugar.

No acne here but can confirm a lots of dairy always gets me greasy unclean skin

I've been desperately trying to get away from sugar because I just feel so disgusting after eating it.
I've never heard of the milk one before. Is it because of the hormones they put in it or is it the lactose?

Cancer is caused by viruses.
This has been proven.
They've known this since the 50s.

how'd you use an electric brush to fix your dick?

There was some shit about them claiming you could fix or contain cancer using vitamin shots direct into the bloodstream.

>They should concentrate on their work not their burning cocks.
>what is multitasking

And they're not retarded enough to just blabber on and make a mistake; there are times in which they're not really doing anything, so they talk meanwhile. Some get good at talking and doing too. Operation rooms have blasting music sometimes, this is what keeps the group focused.

So again, are you a roastie? Cause it feels like it.

Don't know, just know that some people get acne from milk. Also heard a lot of things about homogenized vs non homogenized milk with the later being better. Know a guy that is lactose intolerant but he can deal with non homogenized better.

If i was a burger i would be more worried about HFCS though, you guys have it fucking everywhere, even bread.

Watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM

Stop projecting dude. But I suppose whatever floats your boat. I don't want to be operated by some bro dude listening to lil wayne why "multitasking" about the time he got his last std. Let alone listen to him as he does it.

All milk has hormones, that shit is literally cow growth formula. Not even talking about injections or anything, the milk has to have hormones naturally and fats for the calves to grow pretty big pretty fast.

Then you didn't actually have acne if you "cured" it with that technique you fucking idiot, I swear morons on here think having a couple of blackheads means they have acne, fuck off you normie cunts you'll never know what its like to have extreme pizza face all your teenage years and still having it years later

m.youtube.com/watch?v=CBgOhMdmCSE

Also watch this and some of his other videos.

no

I just massaged the plaque

Intermittent fasting prevents and heals cancer supposedly.

can confirm i drank shitloads of milk growing up and i'm in the top percentiles for height, weight, stature and bone density

seconded on the peyronie's disease + toothbrush

wat

Acne can has multiple cause, but the basic gestalt it's to reduce fat cells.

There's also gastric cleaning treatments that help with it, particulary liver and kidney diet based treatments.

maybe you should be the one that does something about it

who knows
you could be mr. dude that cured cancer

Are you serious? I've had a slight bend ever since I was like 14 from jerking it too hard once during an 5 in a row fapping spree

If this fucking works...............

I sense bitterness.

if you're still struggling, see

I cured my allergies with Greek yogurt. Modern medicine is a Jewish scam.

Stop drinking sugary water, stop eating candy, stop eating processed food, stop eating sauces you can buy at the store, stop drinking juice.

Eat fat, protein, carbs and fiber. Vegetables > fruit. Fruit is ok because of nutrition and fiber but it still has lots of sugar on it so don't think you're being healthy if you eat 5 apples a day.

I cured my cavity with vitamin K2.

yes. I had extremely bad acne and tried all sorts of creams and crap

cut out dairy 100% (even hotdogs have dairy) and no new acne will appear. you'll be 100% clear in a week if you are strict enough about ingredients

I hope your mother dies in her sleep tonight

patient.info/forums/discuss/unique-self-treatment-cured-my-peyronie-s-disease-526065

I don't eat pork, avoid Canola/coleseed oil, fried foods and soy. Went from fucked up painful joints and acne ridden skin to to looking healthy and lifting 6 times what I used to in just a few years.

What's the matter anglo? To hard to drop hedonistic habitats and make healthy life choices?

Don't eat banana's

Maybe the vibrations of the toothbrush broke up some of the cartilage and eased the joints?

Thats like the only thing I could think of.

Except you're the one who would be bitching on here with a circlejerk army in tow that puts Reddit to shame if it was about how white guys have the least satisfying dicks.

If you get acne from milk, it just means you aren't white and you have nigger admixture. Master race thrives on milk.

Do i have peyronie's disease if i can't erect?

>bone density

I might want to stop drinking that. Enjoy your future osteoporosis.

how do you locate the plaque?

its the hard bump where the bend is located

no you have erectile dysfunction, aka probably psychological issues

Yes every last doctor is in on it. They never give a damn about healing their own family - even themselves! Just as long as they have shekels

About the doctor? Not at all, would love to be him tho. That user was just being a cunt, or maybe 8/8 bait

>I don't eat pork
>Went from fucked up painful joints
Aye, get a feeling in my joints if i eat a lot of pork, especially things like sausage. Not painful but just an unpleasant feeling, could be worth looking into if you have joint problems.

>Maybe the vibrations of the toothbrush broke up some of the cartilage and eased the joints?
>joints
user... that's not how the penis works.

I swear to God if this works you fucker...

that's literally not true, but ok

Nah, cancer can be cured with a combination of certain common drugs and fasting.

Theres no reason it wont work, you're just breaking up plaque with vibration

tfw bloody shit

High dose vitamin C injections helps with cancer.

see

hahah, its also in the joints of the hands and toes. Atleast thats what bing said.

Maybe he shoved the tip of the toothbrush down his urethra?

we should have more of these threads more often

You're all so much better than the gay fit retards

Also,

>le huWhites can into milk meme

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rxnBDDqXSjk

If they know of one you'd see rich old jewish fuckers making miraculous recoveries from cancer. The more frightening thought is that they really don't know jack shit and in a hundred years things that are commonly done now will be viewed as barbarism.

Exactly what I said. Some mongrelized skraeling couldn't handle the nectar of the gods. If the impure try to consume milk, the gods curse them with boils for their hubris.

>trusting /fit/
>ever

Jajaja those turbo-Manlet faggots know about health and fitness as much as Sup Forums knows about quality posting

They apparently shit on a vegan bodybuilder (Cory McCarthy) for his "poor" advice yet he's more ripped than those fags. Look him up, he's redpilled on niggers too interestingly enough.

most threads are about lack of finding success on /fit/
which I think is the problem


good luck

try out your dick after and if the difference isn't big enough just to it again

That isn't science (cherry picked evidence) and that jewish doctor is an idiot.

>No striations on deltoids
>No vasularity on arms
>ripped

Vegans have low standards

I'm pretty sure I have Peyronie's disease, but my quack of a primary and the urologist he sent me to deny it up and down, even though they haven't actually checked for it with any level of thoroughness. The urologist just looked at a picture of my erect dick, told me I shouldn't have any trouble penetrating during sex, and told me not to worry about it.

Fuck the American medical system.

if your dick is bent you have peyronies disease
thats all there is to it

They aren't bad people the drug companies just manipulate them. When my dad was practicing till he retired in the 1990s drug companies were giving him free cruises and catering at his clinc and everything.

most dicks are bent

You do know the most dairy-consuming countries are scandi, right? watch

See

Care to explain the flaws in the study, or some other form of evidence?

because of plaque

you aren't born with a bent dick

How do I fix my bent dick

Curves like 20 degrees to the left

Should've said swole. Here's a better example.

Photoshopped and the guy has cuckface.

>my quack of a primary and the urologist he sent me to deny it up and down
Because they have it too.

It's like how circumcised doctors recommend circumcision.