Brit/Pol/-The Croissant Edition

>Thread theme
theguardian.com/world/ng-interactive/2017/apr/23/french-presidential-election-results-2017-latest

>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-is-planning-to-dismantle-the-uks-defences-the-conservatives-claim-10847954

>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39682939

>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/when-nigel-farage-met-julian-assange

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/jeremy-corbyn-might-not-authorise-strike-against-isil-leader/

>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39685106

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>tfw no mentalist commie frog gf

areJeb!

Why is Farage meeting Assange news exactly?

The only good communist is a dead communist.

Is it Giro day Tom

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Tim 'dont like puss, get zapped by zeus' Farron

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Can we get some slag posting going lads?

Nice thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=4NXFCDgyanA

This is Jeremy Corbyn, the leader of the opposition. Say something nice about him.

assad>any of these French cucks

Tim "Condemnation for this LGBT nation" Farron
Tim "Men and men rimming is sadistic satanic sinning" Farron
Tim "Pray away the Gay" Farron
Tim "Men who love bum deserve the lead of the gun" Farron
Tim "Fuck the ass, get the gas" Farron
Tim "Like the cock, get a shock" Farron
Tim "Gays are grim" Farron
Tim "Tip the velvet? you're going to helvete" Farron
Tim "Edison's rage for every coprophage" Farron
Tim "Cures AIDS with hand grenades" Farron

>tfw no french gf

MUH POUTINE

He's never going away

absolutely disgusting

His views on nationalising the railways are okay, if he had that but kept back the other mad things he thinks of he would probably have a decent chance of winning.

Has principles. Completely misplaced but does.

There are people on Brit/pol/ voting for leftist parties. Who are you people and why don't you fuck off.

Tim
>Buju Banton is a Legend
Farron.

He's making my wish come true

>Watch before sunrise
>Now forever in love with french girls

You better watch your mouth before Jack unleashes his mong strength on you.

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That's a fucking bloke.

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Labour must fall.

>He made the Blairites cry.

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Don't remind me leaf. I left my heart in Paris.

>protest against this vote
I'm sure this can't backfire

analysis suggests tory gain is mostly in labour seats rather than seats they already own

medium.com/@chrishanretty/warning-signs-for-labour-50b6cd1501d8

i.e labour could be wiped out even worse than previously believed

What a hero you are.
>Well done lad.

You need to make the last word rhyme with Farron.

>Tim "zap the gays till they're flapping like salmon" Farron
>Tim "gays ride the lightning till they're as autistic as Trump's son Barron" Farron

Holy shit Macron and his wife, what the fuck? Is her kids older than he is?

What did he mean by this

These French tarts on BBC saying 'We don't want Le Pen, we don't want Brexit, we don't want fascism'.
Get fucked.

Tim "Touch a boy and I'll destroy" Farron

Looks like Pete Burns reincarnated.

So how come the media isn't celebrating Le Pen as the potential first female President of France? Is it because they're all misogynistic bigots...?

ewww, who knows where that wog has been? Hopefully he got that bite looked at later.

Wearin his hoodie

Tim ' Love bum, get the gun' Farron

Tim' If you get it up the shitter then I'll pull my trigger' Farron

>No.

Yes.

>i say i do hope that jolly fellow macron wins so we can keep importing our french jam and so i can still go on holiday to my french villa.

Making me crave a Maccy D's

Massive step up from his ugly kraut wife

Did you hear her say "in twenty thousand and two"? Dumb cunt

yes, her eldest is 2 years older than him

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>sexism is okay if you're fascist or right wing

I told you not to bet.

>Courtesy of some brit/pol legend on my request.

Who says so? its working alright thus far.

I love that picture, can just imagine him going 'you fucking what?' in that accent

She's the first woman to get to the second round and it's not even being mentioned.
If she was a socialist this fact would be making up 50% of the coverage.

Reminder

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she literally cucks her husband with black men. disgusting

Just dug up this beauty, can't believe I've never seen it before.

youtube.com/watch?v=uB4o5n2EGyA

>Mears currently lives in Sussex with his second wife, Ruth, and his stepson.

Lost some respect for areRay lads.

I try to zone out when I hear French accents. Always makes me think of Wenger.

BASED MUSLIMS VOTING FOR LE PEN

4 (four) fours

that 1 (one) better than 3 (three) threes, though not as good as 5 (five) fives

tl;dr witnessed

Here. Take my (You)

Muslims dont vote
But people who have to live near them vote Le Pen

I get that but too restrictive.

Tim
>Geroge Michael was against the Bible.
Farron.

Welp, France is dead.

Will Britain be the last European ship to sink? Is it our role to simply watch the others go down to our eventual fate?

Tim 'Buggers get sluggers' Farron

Someone translate this into a proper language.

How so.

Who do you want for the new opposition leader lads? Labour is wank but I'm a firm believer in a strong opposition.

I like Starmer but I'll take Umunna, Cooper or Jarvis as well.

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Mears is a bufty man

His first wife died of cancer

It's hilarious really. All that reporting during the US election of shit like "look at all the angry opposition to Hillary, isn't it terrible that so many people are terrified of having a woman in charge in the current year". Not a sniff of that rhetoric now, funny isn't it?

>KEK

SJW screeching.

I'm Voting Lib Dem to kill the Labour party

it was from me

That can't be a healthy relationship, what the actual shit. She had an affair while married to a 15 year old boy who's younger than her eldest child and instantly marries him when he's 18.

what a fucking moron

She was his Teacher when he was 17.
>He said he would marry her.
>he did.

Tim "If you bend over I'll throw you off Dover" Farron

It'll be Abbot or Thornberry knowing the momentumbots who run labour now.

Half of your language comes from French so you should understand most words

spear chucka is unironicly my favourite labour politicain desu

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Tim ' sodomites eat gelignite ' Farron

How typical of the French to indulge in such degenerate behaviour.

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I still pray for an abbot led Labour party. The gift that would keep on giving.

Course it isn't. His parents tried to break it up, so evidently she was clearly a nonce.

DELET

He secured Earth's new deal in the UU.

I'll always love Trigger Happy TV but why is Dom Joly such a MASSIVE TWAT?