HAPPENING: NORTH KOREA TO DECLARE WAR ON AMERICA

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reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-usa-idUSKBN17L2QZ

"In the case of our super-mighty preemptive strike being launched, it will completely and immediately wipe out not only U.S. imperialists' invasion forces in South Korea and its surrounding areas but the U.S. mainland and reduce them to ashes..."

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Echo beach
Far away in time
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Far away in time
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Fire away at Incheon
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Fire away at Incheon

FANKS BLURMPF. Rothschild bank AWAYYY

DEATH TO AMERICA!!!

>Oh Look It's Nothing Part 69: Everyone's Fine

>two-front war
>no fruit pickers anymore
Why is america so stupid

It may happen on either the 25th or 27th.

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Add Australia into the mix. Japan? SK? There's only so many times you can shill man

So they made peace just so they could declare war again?

What peace

26th and you know it.

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Day of the grill when?

Nice crystal skull there solomon

Was on 1776 during a chimp out over free tea. Average life expectancy now of like 27

When??!

C'mon North Korea, be known as the last great empire to resist the prying grip of globalism.

>implying Psy's missiles will even make it to launch
Does he really think his "super cereal preemptive strike" wont be met with absolute annihilation, North Korea is under a microscope no one breaths in North Korea without China Russia and US knowing about it

Maybe they're doing it to stop greater isisrael

The 25th is another public holiday in the DPRK.

The 27th is the first day of the Hebrew month of Iyar, which is a highly significant month when it comes to the fulfillment of prophecy.

Guess you can vaporise their 8 million soldiers with fake nookes

The DPRK will most likely launch from submarines.

why is nobody talking about this?
Nuclear bomb testing over a populated city
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Good thing it's still the 26th here when it's the 27th in Pyongyang

The DPRK's missiles are not "fake".
youtube.com/watch?v=JkZgvtMfzwI

Prolly allow a russian emp to strike. Won't affect much from what i've read but who knows

All nookes are fake

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H-h-how'd it taste?

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They still don't have that capability
last time they tried it, it exploded on surface

>surface missile launch
>submarine
Yeah eh

Only because the Americans sabotaged the launch.

>8 million
It's 1 million active and 7 million on "reserve" is that people eligible for a draft or actual enlisted
Plus were talking about a military thats stuck in the cold war era but this time it won't be guerilla warfare
If they do I'm positive we know about them again there stuck in the cold war era it's not like we are going against another country as technologically advanced as us it's literally a bunch of 4 foot tall sawdust eating chinks armed with aks but there arnt hiding in tunnels anymore

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on the surface of the water you fucking idiot

the ? implies that it was a question, not a statement

minutemen interceptors being tested in California AFBs

No question they have missiles but how many are functional reliable and feasible for actual warfare

>in may

Little late?

Do it faggot

what the fuck?
im going on a holiday soon after, dont fuck me over norks

>Declares war on the United States
>The Korean War never officially ended
>The two states have technically been in a state of war since the 50s.

I am American, I want this little
Nork Hobbit to fire his missles, show
us your power oh great Kim Un!

$100 says if they "Fire a nuke" it falls
over and blows up on impact

>NORTH KOREA TO DECLARE WAR ON AMERICA
I fucking hate retards like you. You just pull this shit from your ass and post a link to an article that doesn't come even close.

They ain't going to do shit.

>North Korea can declare war on the US.
>North Korea isn't already at war with the US and has been for 6 decades.
American education.

Also, quick reminder that the Korean War is basically not taught as anything other than a footnote in history in most American schools, despite the fact that it's STILL ONGOING.

He means they were still at war with America. You can't double declare war.

They need to fit a month or two of Maya Angelou nigger poetry in. Something has to be dropped to make room. What are your priorities user?

World Wars.

War of the Roses and the impact of the Tudors.

The glorious British Empire (include the opium wars for fairness).

Colonialism and how it turned a backwater barren wasteland of a continent into something actually livable for about half a century or so.

Maybe even cover what happened after we left (e.g. what happened in the Congo when the Belgians had a brain fart and thought they could take care of themselves).

Then if we have some time left over, I'd treat the students to the entertaining spectacle of niggers pretending they can do poetry.

Omg I'm so fucking scared RN guys! What if Kim accidentally sets off a fart that reaches the South??

Shit will go down.

Before shit go down, first must puke up into Heaven
Then for cherubim to deny entry
And an escort of peace straight down on Seoul.

What. Cherubim don't carry satnav.

I think you have it backwards for how and American education works. Why do you think we embarrass ourselves here constantly? Why do you think those of us who can afford it send our kids to private school. I, myself, got to enjoy the benefits of desegregation bussing. Google that if you want a laugh.

That threat was for April 14 or 15 2017. They are uh a little late.

checked for nooks being fake

truth is there will be no happening boys we will be slaving away in this mortal coil forever

Magick isn't always 100% accurate. The DPRK did attempt a missile launch on the 15th which was then sabotaged by AmeriKKKa.

Kim can't do shit

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She hates whites.

>hated
Nigga be dead an' sheet

I'm getting REALLY tired of all this bark and no bite. Even on the US side. Someone throw the first punch already, you sons of whores.

you're acting like NK is a threat. they can't even build a computer. they need to be arrested

I WANT WAR NOW

GIVE ME WAR

WW3 OR BUST MY NIGGER

>You're acting like is a threat.
Where the hell did you get that from?

All I said is that they can't declare war on America because they're already at war with America.

If they were in any way a threat, people might have actually been motivated to end the war decades ago rather than just leave it as a cease-fire.

We are already at war with north korea you uneducated frog, make yourself useful and join the numerous other threads dedicated to helping Le Pen win instead of fucking shilling the obvious

FUCK LE PEN THAT RACIST WHORE

WAR WAR WAR WAR
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We will offer the basing of non-nuclear forces in our land for the duration of KW part 2.

You see, nuclear weapons are illegal here so NK can't use them on us. Checkmate, NK.

the ICBM "test" is scheduled for 4/26 0:00-6:00

>Guise. It's really really really REALLY happening this time.

>This thread is shit.