Best racist stories?

best racist stories?

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When I was 8 or 9 years I remember bullying a black kid for looking like poop.

When I went to school yesterday I passed a nigger on the street. I remembered my training at Sup Forums and teleported behind him and slashed him with my katana.

I thought about calling black kids who bullied me the n word.

>But i pussied out

STORY TIME WITH MY NIGGERS

So I was at a night club chilling with the Albo crew.I am an actual ethnic fascist (Greek) but I have 2 Albo friends I really like.Anyways I was blackout drunk and I started going all 1488 on everybody's ass.I literally went over to an unknown person and asked him "Do you like Albans?DESU they do crime and they illegal they are shitty",and he was albanian.Long story short I got kicked out of the club and I realized I am actually super racist

Still hanging out with my albofriends even though 99% of albos are worthless,some are not

I hope you informed him that it wasn't personal.

Truly the Pocahontas of our generation

>go to ghetto likka sto
>weird smell in the air
>fat niggress with muffin top spilling out everywhere
>she is yelling at the poo in loo behind the counter
>he says she needs to leave
>she keeps chimping out
>he looks at me and rolls his eyes.
>she finally leaves after 10 minutes
>he tells me he hates black people
>me too
>he says that smell is crack
>buy my beer and leave

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So this video wasn't a meme?

maybe.

I have more stories.

>go to school with niggers
>in health class
>teacher is reviewing the multiple choice tests.
>D'marquishawn if you write a, b, c, or d, you have a 25% chance of getting the answer right.
>D'marquishawn looks confused
>sheeiiit!!

Yeah, and he was only a kid too.

>phoned a nigger to buy some weed
>yeah yeah I be bout 10 mins bro
>1 hour later, still waiting
Fucking niggers

I got in trouble in 6th grade for asking a black girl what her extensions were made of.
I think the exact wording was "do you have horsehair dreadlocks?"

Apparently that was (((wrong)))

I got in trouble because I asked a black girl on a school trip if they had purple vaginas. Because white girls have pink vaginas. DESU she was the only hot black girl I have ever met in real life. She was only like 1/3 black though. She looked like the hot sister from the fresh prince but thinner less jewy and normal nose.

I also worked at a place with an all black staff and no lie their was a black guy named "kunta-kentai" just like in (((roots)))

The other black staff just called him toby.

Funniest thing of my life.

2007 I was in Iraq. Hot as balls everyday so I built an "office" inside the motor pool with a window unit ac. (For our guys) One day I'm sitting in there and stand up for just a minute. This guy just plants himself in my chair. That's fine. But when I want my seat back this dude refuses to get up. It pretty much escalated to a screaming match that ended with me saying "Get your lazy nigger ass outta my fucking chair Tyus". All four of those coons stood up and got my face. So I calmly walked out. Grab a fucking axe and proceeded to destroy the office. They came running out there with purpose and didn't look back. I tore down the door. Busted out the windows. And knocked the ac out. My platoon NCO was pissed.

Don't sit in my chair nigger Tyus.

>only 1/3 black
What did he mean by this?

Maybe she did have a grape gash and that's why she got upset

What do you do now?

What's a motor pool and how do I go swimming there

> Stop at gas station
> Walk inside to pay
> Light a cigarette on the way back to car
> Approached by melanin-gifted gentleman with thick jive accent
> "Excuse me, brother. Would be be caucasian enough to give me one of those cigarettes?"

Would you be*

That is everyday I see black people anywhere.

>yo mang!!! Yew goda skware??!!
>Can I get a ride!??

I work for large oil and natural gas company. I'm currently trying to get on contract drilling in Iraq actually. It's a ton of money. For me anyways.

Didn't happen to me but after the 08 election this Egyptian kid at my high school went up to a black kid and said "Your brother won the election" then got sent to the principals office.

>Yesterday driving with friend
>stop at the lights
>huge nog gets out of his car
>Immediately lock doors
>he grabs something out if the trunk and gets back in
>Friend and I look at eachother and start laughing
>Tfw my friend knows not to relax

I got in trouble at 10yo because I asked a black girl why she was black

I once took a Korean guy's toothbrush and rubbed it all over my dick

Im working in hospital and i killed few niggers.No one knows it.

>I live in Minnesota
>Full of Somilians
>Walking with my squad to the bar
>bunch a little smellians walk passed
>they shit talk our friend in their native language
>I shit talk in french
>they come back with older ones
>they get in my face
>I'm smoking a cig
>blow it in their face
>massive street fight insues
>beat 3 of them up
>run to the bar and drink tequila
Not really eventful but it's. Race war every day here in st Paul mn.

>not locking doors immediately after starting driving
guess you guys have it really easy up there.

>Be me back in high school
>16 years old, not really red-pulled, but kind of a dick.
>black guy, friend of friend comes up to group of friends eating lunch and sits down with us
>Talks shit about how he and his nigger friends are good at CoD and Skating, and grape drink.
>Friend puts goldfish cracker on his afro hair while he's not looking
>wecrackersnow.jpg
>Everyone starts laughing and he can't figure out why
>He immediately assumes we are laughing because he is black, even though his white friend is with us
>"Yeh, we gonna change this attitude y'all got real quick.
>Runs away and grabs 10 other nigger friends.
>Comes up to us and yells "You still gonna laugh whitebois?"
>I ask "where did y'all come from, the woods." without realizing what I was saying.
> Whole group of friends burst out laughing.
>SHEEEEEEIT.
>Niggers just stand there mad
>Friends and I keep eating lunch and laughing.
>ffw 10 years and many redpolls later
>mfw
>many re

But they were both black?????

Top fucking kek

>live in rural area
>go on a walk
>see some city kids riding on motorbikes in the distance
>they are black, and coming towards me
>they start to accelerate
>ohshit.jpg
>gather inner autism power and wait untill they were 2 meters away from me
>jump with my leg pointed in their direction
>kick them off the motorbike and the motorbike falls on their bodies
>i start beating them with my shoes saying "fucking city kids, fucking reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight"
>they pass out
>i sit on them for a while and one wakes up
>he is trying to pull out something from his pocket
>i stop him and take the thing he was reaching for, an immunity image
>i say in great rage to him "immunities dont work against me because im just going to kill your mother personally if you try to post them"
>pull down my pants
>shit on them
>leave
>today_was_a_good_day.wav

this is the first time I actually had trouble reading their nigger slang

>Have a co worker
>His name is Tyrone, he's actually a pretty cool guy
>Tyrone probably hates black more than the entire collective of Sup Forums does (Ok, I may be exaggerating)
>He hates black people so much he insist that he should be called by his last name Clark. (Its pretty funny of you call him Tyrone)
>Decide to spend a Saturday hanging out with Clark, his wife just left him for some hood rat and took their kids with him. Thought I'd try and cheer him up some
>End up playing DBZ Xenoverse
>Clark is non stop dropping nigger and lynching references during matches
"Damn, this dude says nigger a lot"
>We end up going to a Chinese buffet to eat
>Place is full of Africans for some reason, loud af, smells bad, all their kids are running around causing a mess, you can tell even the employees are unhappy with the customers.
>Clark takes his first bite of the general's chicken
>Suddenly a blob of Mint Chocolate Ice Cream hits the side of the face
> chimpClark beginsing out
"God damn musty ass African control your little niglets before I put em down like trayvon"
>Clark storms out
>Meet him in the car
>5 minutes of silently driving down the street he begins apologizing for letting his primal instincts kick in
>Have to remind him I lived in the hood and I've seen bigger chimpouts for less

I have more Clark stories if anyone wants more.

Moar

Poor Clark.

M O D S

reported you to CIA

At work,a security guard i work with is the most red pilled being i know,her education was in a military school reminiscent of our fashy past dad was an American airforce who knocked her mum up and went back to america so she went to that school,she entered the most red pilled elite military unit in spain,she has more balls than most men do,she goes on purpose to deal with unruly sandniggers because she is a woman and they get more pissed,she steps on their toes so on camera nothing is seen except the sand nigger pushing her and thus getting consecuently btfo,etc etc

So one day comes some negress,for (work related)reason she tells her she need to pay,finally the blackie ends up paying and then proceeds to star shitting on my companion,she just stands there during a long long chimp out,as the blackie stops and is about to leave with a smile knowing thinking as she is working and she won't reply,but my companion asks her you know the big difference between us 2?if a gorilla entered the building right now,it will tear up my limbs and kill me,but in your case it would rape you knowing you're but one of its own.

If I hadn't been standing there i wouldn't believe it...

U

When my cousin saw a brown person for the first time he started crying. He was probably around 6 or so years old.

comfy story

now i want a hispanic wife

based kiddo

>Me and Clark are working
>We're Pest Control
>Have to meet at a huge ghetto apartment complex to clean house for roaches
>We're about 10 apartments in out of 100
>Property manager knocks on the door
>No answer, she has to unlock it for us
>We finally walk In
>Suddenly a drugged out black dude walks out with a bat
>almost hits me, thankfully my army senses kick in and I manage to dodge
>As I'm about to grab the guy Clark rushes him
>Grabs the dude and holds him in air
Clark says "Jamal I dub the knocked the fucked out" and slams him on the ground
>Dude is actually knocked the fuck out
>We finish laying roach bait
>See roaches crawl all over guy who's Knockes the fuck out
>Clark makes a politically Incorrect joke about the guy and BLM
>Uber white liberal female property manager starts to lecture Clark about Black Lives and Injustice and Slavery
>"Look honey, Slavery, death and injustice don't matter you're looking at the living definition of niggers being niggers right here"
>She gets offended and calls our boss
>Clark is no longer allowed to work on any property she manages

An american samoan kid told me a nigger hanging from a tree joke.

I've never heard his parents say anything racist that I can remember.

If it makes you feel any better Clark won the custody battle.

can confirm this, have worked for pajeet at ghetto likka sto, and pajeet definitely hates niggers

>tfw indian boss lurks stormfront

I was driving through a not so nice part of the city and a kid was throwing works bombs in front of cars while the mom watched and laughed. As I drove by I rolled down my window and shouted.
>why dont you keep your niglet on a tighter leash you fucking ape
She stopped laughing immediately. Its the only time I've revealed my full power level.

feels 4 Clark!

That is one in a million, literally unique and the most red pilled person I know she ain't qt though she is more of a Tom boy who cuts her hair short because "a fucking pony tail is begging for someone to grab it in a fight"we all thought she was a lesbian but she is married with another vet and training anot her generation of spartans (3 kiddos)
but myself I couldn't find myself a Spanish red pilled waifu who is also qt so I had to search further.

The nigger in this situation was you.

That's like a Nigerian being racist to an Englishmen desu.

Here's a story

> I saw my first nigger at age 14 IRL

True story.

Niggers and Somalians are of the same race though.

Not really a joke, but shortly after I started browsing Sup Forums I discovered my wife is deeply racist. It seems many people need permission to express their views, especially older people (based Grandma).

>smoking outside of my house
>old nigger walks by and throws his trash into my trashcan
>what the fuck
>not a big deal but he just violated the NAP so fuck him
>follow him down the road
>he gets to his house, where his own trashcan is sitting outside
>knock on trash can lid
>he turns around
>"is this your trash can?
>"yea?"
>"well... use it"
>"ayo hol up man why you comin at me talkin all bad and shit it was a cup man
>continues this hollering and screaming for a minute and a half
>"yeah... fuck you ya nigger"
>"I KNEW U WAS GONNA TAKE IT THERE BOY I OUGHTA POP U AND YO WIFE
>"whatever you old nigger"
>decide not to tell my wife so i don't scare her since he said he'd pop her
>come back in, wife in kitchen
>grab a dr pepper
>we're talking
>look outside window
>old nigger is running across my yard
>"what the fuck"
>he runs over to my (full) trashcan and flips it
>run outside with a half drank bottle of dr pepper
>bean him in the side of the head with the dr pepper bottle
>"what the fuck are you doing?"
>start advancing to beat his ass
>see him fumblling around in his pocket for his gun
>stop in my tracks
>he's a dumb nigger, but wasn't dumb enough to shoot me while standing there in our white neighborhood
>wife has come out at this point
>he starts going fucking bonkers telling her i called him a nigger
>no lol
after a while he goes back to his house
>start picking up trash while telling wifey about what i did to piss him off (minus the nigger)
>police roll past us
>"i bet he called the police"
>15 minutes later
>same police car rolls back to us
>"we got a complaint that someone was assaulted here with a dr pepper bottle"
>he told the cops that he came back and tried to get his trash out of my trash can and i ran up and beat him with the dr pepper bottle
>obvious BS since my wife and i both saw what really happened, and we were picking up a week's worth of trash when they got to us
>tell the police he threatened to shoot us both
>they go arrest him

Nigger subverted

>Talking with my future wife about Chinese colonizing Africa.
>Mention that millions of men in China are womanless.
>Consider the possibility that the Chinese might genocide millions of niggers one day for their women and resources.
>"That would be great!" says she.

Life is good.

Crorat bro

>In the grocery store today
>Buying beer
>Some nigger walks by carrying his unfolded laptop in front of him
>"Ay yo Marcus ah caw yu back I'mma go in dis coolah"
>"I said I'mma caw yu back I'mma go in dis coolah!"
He was Skyping in the grocery store on his laptop.

That was just today.

In art class we were drawing our own flags, and at the time we were learning a little bit about the civil war so, I drew the union and confederate ones and waved them around like the other kids were waving their flags. The art teacher got really fucking upset, immediately seized the confederate flag and went on a rant how much of a racist symbol it is and how evil blah blah

then the principal called my parents and made a big deal about it too

t. new york yankee

>>old nigger walks by and throws his trash into my trashcan
>he proceeds to chimpout at a old person

hahhaahah, you fucking nigger

I used to live in a big city full of blacks, went through a home invasion, attemped car jacking, typical nig shit.
>move to a small town without hardly any black people
>every time a see a nig no matter what i stare and look what their doing.
>One question my stare says "take a picture you hill billy cracka"
>"no thanks maam i can go to the zoo when ever I want"
>nig man shes with gets pissed
>threatens to kill me
>"Nice of you to solidify my thoughts of blacks"

When I was at trade school I wrote up a paper declaring myself as king of campus and everybody else as my slave. It really pissed a bunch of white people and they accused me of being racist, tried to start fights and the black kids thought It was funny as shit. My best friend at the time was a nerdy black guy who was handing them out, telling them the praise me. I'm sure I'd be killed nowadays.

kek

It's a storage place for vehicles

>home invasion
tell us

I got suspended once because I called some kid's mother, "a filthy black monkey" when I was 8.

Not exactly a race story, but it belongs on Sup Forums

>live in commiefornia
>dad is a piece of shit cheater going out with a dyke
>dad nearly hits me just because of my political views
>go to good high school, one of the few with still shop classes left.
>there's a bunch of faggots, they are loud, obnoxious, and degenerate
>they put up pro-faggotry signs in the hallway
>I tear them all down
>eventually my conservative friends join in.

Side story;
My elementary school friend and first crush turned into a SJW dyke.

Clark sounds based. Reminds me of my Jamaican friends.

>visit my leaf friend comes in aus and is super liberal
>got made fun of for being a manlet (5'7 or so)
>girlfirends family called him a faggot liberal
>girlfriend tries to get flirty while we drink at his house near surfers paradise
>year later,GF left and he comes back to leafland
>"yeah australia is full of racists and stupid bogan hicks"
>mfw i know its cause hes a fucking cuck


i fucking love LOVE aus but shit is expensive there

There was this white kid in my physics class who was friends with a black guy. One day the white kid was messing around and starting flicking a rubber band at the black guy and saying "Feel the wrath of my ancestors"

Screaming "Fuck you Nigger!" (With feeling) to a rando blacl with dreadlocks just walking peacefully

>American Samoan
>American
>Samoan
Pick one

>this dude gives a fuck of a nigger is old or not

shut up portugal, how's it feel to be eternally overshadowed by spain?

Walking through Hayward , about 20 minutes outside of Oakland on Black friday night of all times and got "jumped" by 7 at once.
First one punched me in my phone and out of reflex i hit him with my skateboard and bolted.
found some cops 2 blocks away and tried to report it , their response always gets me.
"How are we going to find 7 niggers in the middle of the night in hayward ... everyone fits that description" I couldn't get mad about it because he was right.

Commiefornia corrupts people.

my friend was made fun of for being a manlet i meant

>caring about >le country dicksize xDDDDddd lelelelele

Go back to Pleddit.

>new york
There's your problem

i think the fact that you're defending a nigger means YOU should head back bud

>Live in an apartment near the sketch area of town
>people constantly propped the main front door open
>someone left it open at night
>at night i wake up hearing a bunch of ghetto yelling in my hallway
>my dogs are going insane
>all of the sudden hear what sounds like my door attemping to be beaten in
>Open up door, allow my dogs to attack them
>nig is armed, drops his handgun when my dog grabs him
>other nig takes off running, makes it to the stairwell, slams door
>i casually call the cops and both of my doors double team the nig who dropped his hand gun
>I take my baseball bat and hold it to his face, have my wife grab the doors back inside
>nig is bleeding badly, he doesnt dare move
>cops come and they are shocked at the scene
>cops throw cuff on him haul him off, interviews me etc
>had to go to court a few days later because of my dogs biting the guy
>nig threatens to sue me
>Nig doesnt get the chance because the gun he had was used in a drive by a few days prior to the break in
>after that, i gave dog bros home made dog food since. Ground beef, carrots, peas spinach, chicken livers mixed
>love my dog bros.
>left that shit hole 3 weeks later, move to rural area.

>his wife just left him for some hood rat and took their kids with him
Is there more on this? Is she herself a hood rat?

Kek i once told a black kid that black people grow pubic hair on their heads instead of their dicks and vaginas.
I kept saying he had pubic hair on his head every time i saw hime because autism.

Fat Samoan born in America. This was the joke

>What does an Apple have in common with a Nigger?
>They both look good hanging from a tree

that's good

>unironically judging someone strictly on their skin colour
>thinks i should automatically side with the whitest skin

Learn to live in society, you fucking white nigger. You literally harassed a old person at his house because he put a small piece of garbage in your trashcan.
Hang yourself

>guy steals my phone from bar
>Call phone
>"100 bucks and I'll give your phone back"
>Tells me where he is
>Call the cops
>Cops bring back my phone
>"Was it a black guy?"
>Cops lol, yea dude
>literally high fived

im pretty sure when drunk i started accusing some guy of having jewish blood

some girl told me to be quiet and tolerant

i distinctly remember pointing towards the kitchen and tell her the whole "go sit down and shut up"

the guy admitted he was half jewish later and somehow another friend at the party ended up ripping off a fence post and hurling it at the jew kid


it always surprises me because it was before i came to /po/

>literally

ok bud

>>>/reddit/

Don't you have guns user?

Even this leaf has fucking guns

>3rd grade
>Yu Gi Oh was a fad
>Asian girl brings in rare Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon card to show everyone that day
>3 o'clock, getting ready to pack up and go to the school bus on time to go home and play vidya
>Teacher tells everyone to sit down on the reading mat
>"Excuse me, everyone, no one is allowed to leave until we find Asian girl's lost card"
>Proceeds to open everyone's bags one at a time
>The card is found in the 4th bag, belonging to black kid
>Teacher asks "how did this get in there?"
>Black kid proclaims "i dun noe how d@ got in ther"

That was when I learned to associate stealing and lying with blacks.

oh man, you sound like fun to go drinking with

>math is hard

And from that moment on, his parents kept him away from the mirror

Can attest to this.

My cousins have been tainted, and the family blood corrupted.

kek