/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD – SHOTS FIRED IN THE HOOD EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

americanlookout.com/rahm-emanuel-wants-special-id-for-illegal-aliens-in-chicago-to-ensure-they-get-welfare/
youtube.com/watch?v=iDnEkFSMRik
youtube.com/watch?v=zoSJ5iaC0lc&oref=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoSJ5iaC0lc&has_verified=1
youtube.com/watch?v=Vbw0_YaUrNo
youtube.com/watch?v=atELVQ9aVGw
twitter.com/AnonBabble

whats up fellow Roberts

Any fellow Chicagoans lurking around here?

Chicago Weather a bit cool, forecast low of 43F tonight. No rain though.

Ahh fuck, I'm going to have to wear a jacket to work tomorrow.

>female doing drugs in a black truck

Yeah, and I'm not sure why I keep following these threads.

I was having the exact same thought.

From earlier:
>People jumping from roof to roof
>Bottle of bleach exploded on his pants
>Female blacks playing with guns
>Pushed outside moving vehicle by her husband
>Intoxicated male in front of walgreen yelling racial slur
>Paul has two bottles of petroleum
>People fighting in the alley and other people videotaping it

never lived in Chicago. I spent quite a bit time around DC and Baltimore. They're
war zones also.

>People fighting in the alley and other people videotaping it

Worldstar or Bumfights.com?

Good evening, Robert.

its dey culcha

>Worldstar or Bumfights.com?
my money on people yelling "WHIRLSTAH!"

>need a spanish translator

>amberlamps needed at Dunkin Donuts
>they won't say why

it's only going to get worse
americanlookout.com/rahm-emanuel-wants-special-id-for-illegal-aliens-in-chicago-to-ensure-they-get-welfare/

G-G-G-GENTLEMEN! How are you this evening?

Thank you for the thread, Robert. Nice job.

~witches amposta

that figures...good old Rahm

Oh, please. When you follow these threads, pretty much every day is Christmas.

~straat avenida

>8 y/o child foaming at the mouth
it rabies, shoot him

...

>FIVE
>FIVE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

just checked, only 2 killed this weekend, but 43 wounded, T-dog needs to work on his aim or get closer before he blasts a nigga

I mean, seriously.

>more loud reports heard from where the shots fired call came in

I made this last night, for you, my Count von Bodycount boys. These threads are making my memes better

Fun facts: The Left hates Rahm. He's one of those corporate liberals like Hillary who nobody really likes.

shits crazy on Sunday already and Robert isn't on duty for another 30 min

everyrobert comfy?

>this audio quality

How do the cops even fucking understand eachother?

>The Left hates Rahm
lol, I remember awhile ago reading an article about all the blacks in Chitcago getting angry with him because he was closing elementary schools in black neighborhoods because they were not operating at capacity, like they only had 50% of the possible students, so to save money (gasp!) he closed a bunch of them and redistributed the students and staff.

Sir, I am full of quality chicken parmesan served overtop perfectly Al dente angelhair pasta. I have a frosty bottle of sweet Moscato d'Asti, and fine, fine company in this thread. My comfiness level is sublime.

Live in NWI. Work downtown.

Enjoy a back streets ride up Stony Island to Lake Shore Drive every once in a while. Just to see how the other half lives.

>20 year old female just took a bunch of pills, trying to commit suicide.

;_;

Don't become an heroine Sayaka-chan!

ex-army here, I used to think the same the first time I got stuck on radio watch. it's something you learn to hear, most of the time I have no problem understanding them, I might not know what all the words mean in the context of what they are saying, but I get most of it. only thing that grates on my nerves is they don't use the NATO alphabet

Rahm is in many ways a benevolent plutocrat. I dislike most of his politics, but loves how he fights CTU tooth and nail and wants to spend our tax dollars on making the city prettier and not spending them on gibmedats for savages.

Hook me up with your favourite videos of cops BTFOing goofs.

>evicted student is on site at the dorms smoking weed on the front steps

start you off with this

What the fuck is going on here?

They need to get educated. They be all slow an shiiet.

youtube.com/watch?v=iDnEkFSMRik

Are murders even news in that city? Like, a murder anywhere in my county makes the news for over a week. Seems like it would have to be a big one for Shitcago.

Dindu arguing with another Dindu, they fight shots are exchanged, to stupid to be aware of the cops rolling up on them
youtube.com/watch?v=zoSJ5iaC0lc&oref=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoSJ5iaC0lc&has_verified=1

well im no scientist but it looks like a bunch of niggers

some Chicago anons last night said most of it gets ignored by the news unless it's a kid getting hit by a stray bullet, or it's really bad like Labor Day weekend last year

Roberts letting the dindus finish themselves off before pickimg up the scraps

>TWO
>TWO SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

It's kind of a joke around here.

>Murder
>Weather
>Sports

19% not good but better than usual

**Bronzeville**

I never get tired of this one.

>YEAAAAH OK.
I love you, Sassychan.

>One hood jumped out the car robbed two niggas with a gun
Drive by muggings? G-gotta coon fast!

Murders aren't even news inn Toronto.. Every day CBC has news of some new shooting in Toronto, and it's always the same people.

>Every day CBC has news of some new shooting in Toronto
but-but, I thought Canada had tough licensing requirements before you could get a gun? was I fed a maple flavored lie?

JUMPER!!!

Another suicide attempt?

Yup. On the tracks again

actually happened to me the other day on the blue line, it's so fucking annoying. All the trains have to stop and they have to get the asshole off the tracks. You could fuck up the entire city by getting a group of 6-7 assholes to get on the tracks on different lines.

>Male be on the tracks saying he will kill himself
HUG THE L, FAGGOT

is there a 3rd rail? or is it overhead power?

Probably overhead since it's outdoors.

there is a 3rd rail its on the far side of the tracks tho

3rd Rail. you can see no overhead PSU in pics.

track jumper in custody
fuck year

>somebody was shot through a window

yea i like to listen in, currently living in the Midway area

Nope, always a third rail. Except at crossings. The trains just glide through

>couple people shot
>someone threw a brick through the window

>salty people
>being loud on the train

I was listening last night and I guy got shot in chest, and in critical condition. Wonder if he made it.

going out lads, wish me luck and check them ma fuckin keys

watch your corn hole

Wew! lots of hooliganism tonight. Just pure unfiltered coonery

lel

Robert losing his mind with these crazy nigs.

ROBERT IS IN PURSUIT OF A STOLEN PHONE USING THE SIGNAL TO TRACK IT SHEEEIIIT!

SHOTS FIRED GRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWWW

Stolen car with phone inside. Taken at gunpoint.

6 gunshots!
Ah ah ah!

fucking savages

I repeat: SHEEEIIIT!

youtube.com/watch?v=Vbw0_YaUrNo

GET THAT NIGGER

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>needs a mental evaluation

>and it's not my partner

if I heard that correctly my laff was justified

Just got in. What went down so far tonight?

Lots of rape tonight

>husband's son is out of control

lots of shootings thefts drunks and a jumper

>husband's son is out of control
don't you ever talk to me or my husbands son again?

Black people everybody!

Ambience
youtube.com/watch?v=atELVQ9aVGw

Thanks for reminding me that I still need to have the flue serviced. It is so easy to forget once spring comes around.

>skitzo
>not taking meds
someone is going to get shot by the cops

FOOTCHASE W/ TWO MALE BLACKS

This stay tuned

>a BOUNCE in his step

maybe he broke his leg or something