MEME Macron out of existence - Tiphaine Edition

We need to stop this creep Macron from cucking up Europe, Le Pen is France's, and by extension, Europe's, last hope. We've got two weeks to wipe that Rothschild-smile off his face.

The left loves him because he wifed up his old teacher, Brigitte, who is like 30 years older than him, it plays into their "muh stronk, older woman can get hot young toy boys"-fantasy. Brigitte has got a 30 year old daughter from a previous marriage Tiphaine Auziere. Wouldn't it be funny if it got out that Macron had engaged, or tried to engage in improper conduct with the young (arguably) hot daughter of his strong semi-senile wife in the past - that his wife is a woman scorned, but hush money from (((the establishment))) was doused on the matter to keep it a secret. (that last part about the hush money might be a stretch, but hey)

There have already been allegations about Macron being a closeted homosexual so the idea that he is a sexual pervert is already planted in the peoples' heads...people might buy it and that would taint him into oblivion.

Well what do I know anons, I'm just a Swedecuck grasping for straws here but something must be done in these coming two weeks and this is the best angle I came up with for now, the frog-anons would obviously have to help spread this in frog.

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bump, we need to meme this into reality

I've just gathered up a 3 GB folder full of pepe le frog pictures and assembled a small army of centipedes who will post them all over Facebook to redpill the normies

MAGA

you leafs have strong cultural ties to the frogs, you speak their language, you could be of great use

b-b-bump, I know Europe is asleep but don't you care across the pond,

intereste'd

LOL. Sup Forums should know that the French aren't as dumb as Americans.

what is the plan?

>macron in the lead
they seem to be a lot dumber at the moment

This is highly memeable. A vote for Macron is a vote for his banking masters.

Building this narrative using memes, articles, imprinting in the french peoples' minds that there is something untoward between Macron and Tiphainie and that he is a CREEP who is lusting after his poor wife's daughter. Only meme magic can save us, the french would have to help translating and spreading in appropriate places of course

Conservatives are uniting against the Nazis. You guys have no chance LOL.

Some might, it's worth a try.

Yes
>Establishment candidate
>Banker

Who lusts after his wife's younger daughter even though he has a stronk beauuuitful older woman already at his side. He was seen groping her at a party organizing meeting for example

She works for the campaign and is a (((lawyer))), campaigns can get, cult-like, lots of alcohol at celebrations, Macron couldn't help himself, something happened, and the French people ought to know....Macron Et Tiphaine

LOL this is pathetic. And adorable. Keep going.

This really the best you got?

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> sample size

Not very bright, are you?

just a fledgling idea, but something has to be done, avaunt leaf.

Does France have the balls to start a civil war?

I don't know, they seem pretty docile

where are u gonna spam that?

Well he doesn't have any friends on Facebook, so probably Sup Forums.

dude, what are you doing in this post if you dont agree? We got you are with the globalist, get out now, we are ignoring you.

Sorry. I'll give you a pity bump.

Black Lily does. They'll initiate a military coup when they feel the time is right.

Le Pen is not Europe's last hope, and neither was Trump, Brexit, Wilders or any other "right-wing populist" movement. We must think longer term and look to non-political solutions. Western Civilization is heading toward collapse regardless, the question is how we respond to events taking place outside our control to build a revolutionary movement and reshape our future. We must think creatively, employing every tool at our disposal. Learn to homestead. Marry an Aryan women and have at least 4 children. Homeschool them and live in a self-sufficient rural community. Learn to grow your own food. Lift weights, read books, and join right-wing armed groups. Drive into the city whenever the Left threatens violence and retaliate accordingly (the Battle of Berkeley was just a preview of whats to come). When the civil/race wars break out, we will control the rural areas, i.e. the food, fresh water and raw materials. We will have more guns and physical training. When the global economy comes crashing down and we are forced to return to the basics, we will have the upper hand. The future can be ours, but we must have to employ every tool at our disposal to seize it. I look forward to fighting alongside each and every one of you who is willing to lay down your life in the name of securing a future for White Christian civilization. Sieg Heil.

Highly emotionally charged stuff is about the only thing that could have any effect just two weeks out.

>White Christian civilization
Christianity is a pacifistic religion that is basically a ancient mystified version of anarchism. Read Leo Tolstoy's The Kingdom of God is Within You.

>Sieg Heil.
Hitler, Rosenberg, and Himmler hated Christianity and national socialism (or at least the Hitlerist variant) is a stupid and hateful ideology. I'm glad that you're encouraging people to care about their heritage, have big, happy families, buy guns, and get healthy but national socialism is bullshit...except for maybe Strasserism. I'm not a fan of the Strasser bros but they're not as bad as Hitler.

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Who ist she?

This photo makes sense. Something to start memeing about

how likely is Le Pen(cil) to win the run off?

Basically, not at all. It's not the same as with Trump.

Except some major terrorist attack comes and Macron does some cuck move

Think this is powerful stuff.

Most of you fags don't know France.

Le Pen is putting them in panique, because elections are on Sunday on a big weekend, because nobody's working on Monday.

Every media channel says that Macron will win, but nobody will be in Paris to vote.

Meme the shit out of Macron, and we win...

ITT: Americans projecting their puritanism on people who are nothing like that and calling it memetic genius.

You guys are in for a sore disappointment.

>Most of you fags don't know France.
Indeed, that kind of stuff literally doesn't matter.

Everyone knew DSK was a chronicle cheater and nobody gave a fuck.

He had to be caught on camera attempting rape to be removed from campaign.

Chiraq was known as mister 8 minutes for how he made quick stop to fuck women and come back to his car.

Sarkozy's wife had an affair with his campaign manager right in the middle of his campaign and nobody gave a fuck.

This isn't America, French don't care whether or not their leader are faithful as long as it's consensual. They can separate the bedroom from the job. Something you should definitely learn.

Have trying this angle of attack. You'll waste your time on something pointless. shit,I am almost considering not making that post so that you donot consider redirecting your energy to an actually more effective strategy...

Ditto.

not sure you need to make shit up, just post memes of him with his fucking grandma of a wife. this is even more twisted than homosexuality. even those retarded niggers that break into homes and rape the 90 year old grandma don't wife them up after

Who the hell is that banshee photobombing Macaroni?

>Conservaitives

Neo-cucks, who cares is Lepen is socialist, she's a, dare I say, National Socialist.

>long list of alphas cheating like alphas do, plus sarcozy getting cucked like the cuck he is
giving alphas a pass for cheating is one thing, but this guy is literally eating out the decrepit snatch of a 65 year old grandma and walking around with a shit eating grin on after. know the difference, frogs

Lost Hope on Sup Forums means last hope under civil terms. No sane human would accept defeat knowing death and despair plague their future simply because they lost the vote.

He's already won, you whiny faggots. Do you honestly think the 19% that voted for a fucking communist are gonna vote for le benis?

Revolution is practically a birthright for the frog-eaters. They just have to get back to their roots.

looks like marylin manson

>just post memes of him with his fucking grandma of a wife.
seeNo one care.

I mean, we have a literal dude who fucked his teacher when he was 15. and he ended 1rst in the 1rst round. You think it will matter now? France literally doesn't give a fuck.

Show them who they hate the most the white male patriarchy

Considering La Pen is a socialist they might.

Real feminists would vote for a strong female leader. That is unless they're hypocrites.

What do you think Macron is? At least he's a reasonable centrist and doesn't spew out populist bullshit

seeAll of France know and they don't give a fuck.

Also, unlike Sup Forums who meme cuck without reason. France actually know that a cuck is someone whose wife got stolen from him or whose wife cheat on him while he is okay with it/try to ignore it.

Macron is seen as an alpha 15 year old who stole someone else's wife and got his lover to maintain and provide for him at the same time than her kids.

this plan doesn't even make any sense. suggesting that he's sleeping with his wife's daughter would actually make him look better than being faithful to this withered old bag does. what kind of man wifes up a woman 25 years older than him? he's either in it for money, power or he's got some sick fetish

>what kind of man wifes up a woman 25 years older than him?
A 15 years old one.

I am really embarrassed for you so I will help you out:

britannica.com/event/National-Socialism
jacobinmag.com/2014/04/capitalism-and-nazism/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strasserism

He's a EU cocksucker. The hardcore Commie and his supporters hate him. As the snail-eaters have said he's like le pen but an attempt to fix france "nicely".

A good 19 % of the vote, his votes may but Le Pen on even grounds with the neo-cucks support.

It was a joke leaf.

>a 39 year old man fucking a 65 year old grandma is seen as an alpha
hahahahaha europe YES. I know germans have some deep dark sickness when it comes to sex but this is just hilarious

Leave to sweden to spot an incestuous relationship.

>He's a EU cocksucker.
Good.

I am Belgian.

You are what?

Fight feminism and reveal the liberal hypocrisy at the same time. Why do feminists that hate the white male patriarchy voting for the white male patriarchy? I must be internal misogyny.

lel so when he was 25, at the peak of his opportunity and sex drive he was going home and banging the sloppy wrinkled snatch of a 50 year old woman whom he had wifed up and europeans see that as alpha

Don't you think that Macron and Le Pen would be a perfect couple? He's into blondie cougars after all.

Macron is gonna win. Good, good. EU remains stable and strong. US and Russia can send us their explosive sandnigger allies, but it won't crush us. Fuck you and your silly deals and trade agreements! PAY US MONEY OR GTFO...

>home school
Home school doesnt give kids a chance to realize what the real world is like, sure educate them yourself but adversity faced in schools is crucial for character

>check out my hot new french gf
t. le chad

Nice use of google translate you fucking idiot.

Fuck off. I don't speak frog.

>Good
We have a salty remainfag here.

its france, hed probably get 20 points from being a pervert

Probably better to make it look like Pro-Macron memes.

> Strong man, strong leader

Something like that. Subtle enough to pass as Pro-Macron but will activate the almonds of the women/feminists/SJWs/cuckbois

Focus on wife as power minded pedo that will be very active in gov. He constantly says people are electing "us" and uses "we" when talking about the presidency. Portray her as managing him a la Korean mess. Also, she has prenup to protect her assets in chocolates

A FUCKING INVESTMENT BANKER

If one of them passed away in the next two weeks, what would happen? Would won if the candidates behind them both be eligible or would Macron / Le Prn outright win?

*one

Another possible slogan

> Real Men Lead
>
> Macron 2017

God that would rustle the jimmies hard. It's not gonna flip any Le Pen votes but it'll anger the snowflakes enough to maybe not vote.

Le Pen won

>Macron being a closeted homosexual
you can't navigate around the fact that he married his former HS teacher. that just doesn't set off any wifebeard vibes with anyone

Can you re-do it with the caption:
"Don't let a Woman do a Man's Job: Vote Macron"
I think that would rustle em harder

How about a pro-feminist one?

the backstory doesn't matter. merely putting him in the same picture as an ugly wrinkled old hag and implying he eats out her flappy roast beef snatch is enough to get anyone's bile to rise up into their throat, or it should be. maybe the french are just fucked in the head

> "Don't let a Woman do a Man's Job: Vote Macron"

How about this? Too obvious?

Make feminists hate that he's a white male and they need his(our) help.

This is over. The French people are cucked. Macron will win. This fucking piece of shit who actually worked for Rothschild is going to be our president.

First to the post doesn't mean having the majority.

I guess these could vary from stuble to in your face, as long as enough people saw them.

The blatant ones would look like they obviously made by a bunch of cocky men. The subtle ones would cause the SJWs to nitpick "well a WOMAN can do it too!"

I think it'd be better just to meme that he's a faggot with an old hag for a beard. Whether it's true or not doesn't even matter, it'll get everyone to start asking the right questions and at the very least hang a cloud of perversion over him. even if the french don't care, everyone else will look on with fascination and disgust. eventually they'll care about that

Remind them they hate banks and establishment but are voting for a RothsChild banker.

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She won the electoral college vote

>enemy of the republic
>fascists
Fucking Christ calm down

>Whether it's true or not doesn't even matter, it'll get everyone to start asking the right questions
That has already been tried and it didn't work. France don't give a fuck about those kind of stuff.

>She won the electoral college vote
ahah.

where is the street? I want to take a shit PAJEEEEET

Not knowing basic statistics...

Yeah yall dont understand, France does noy give a fuck about their leaders personal lives. Like Belgium said, you basically have to be a felon for the French to care. I admire their ability to realize that what their leaders do on their free time does not usually equate to how well they govern. That being said, i pray that le pen wins

Last year Hollande was Mr 4%, the most unpopular president. Might also work.