ANOTHER REDDIT IS SHIT THREAD

You are going to call me a stupid redditor, but I got this as a top comment in a thread worried about right-wingers using the cliche phrases to control the narrative. I tried to make the irony as obvious as possible and they still thought I was completely serious.

boomp

>Agreeing with people like Bush and McCain
Didn't they both oppose trump in the election?

i just....
just literally cant understand this....
this...place
like
how??
ive been here for almost a month now and how do you people do it?
always being racist, anti-semitic and hating women
is it satire?
or are you "people" literally this ignorant and jaded....
unbelievable....
and now false flags? good job
good job assholes....

>agreeing with people like Bush and McCain

>been here almost a month

Stop lying user, the pill would have taken hold in that amount of time. Lurk for a few more days and see if we all seem so crazy.

I have seriously thought about making a gender queer trans resistance account and make insane posts like this. Is it worth the hassle of should I just keep calling people goy on twitter?

>Democrats fall in love
with Hillary, oh my sides, oh that hurt

This is a shit thread and will be saged, but let me say this:

"whataboutism" is a dangerous phrase. It undermines someone bringing up an example that counter's what you're saying. Pointing out inconsistencies is important, even when it hurts your point. You have to handle those outside factors one way or the other.

Once a month I go to r/politics to get a refill on frustration and embarrassment, I specifically remember one time seeing someone describe "whataboutism" as a classic soviet propaganda technique. It's like...everything has gone so backwards. The liberals are terrified of an imaginary red menace.

kek

>wrong side of history
Why do they say this? What does this mean to them? Are they simply fools?

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8am PST

One day you will understand

>The liberals are terrified of an imaginary red menace.
user, they are the red menace. liberalism>socialism> communism. Its that mind fuck thing they do unironically

When you're audience is brainwashed, it doesn't matter. Especially with a majority american audience, who are essentially cattle. They literally can't comprehend not purchasing things they don't like, so to get them to give up something that's free?

not possible.

I don't know, it's entertaining and fascinating though to go on r/politics. It's like observing the actions of people in an insane asylum.. no one holds each other accountable.

Also this old guy replies to me with this super long winded ramble and gets gold. It's so hilarious watching this all unfold, gold sticker for you!

kek says do it

Take it a little further.

Talk about how Donald Trump appears to be winning a cultural victory as well as a political one.

"We had just started to see media the way it needs to be. More representation of trans* people, more representation of Jewish and Muslim people, more representation of interracial couples (Happy Endings should never have ended). I grew up with movies about nothing but straight white people, most of them Christian, and while I don't want to exclude anyone - frankly, we can wait a few years without new straight white characters to give all the other demographics time to catch up.

"I worry that Hollywood is just so corporate, all the actors so divorced from consequences, that if we don't raise awareness for this then Hollywood will bow to cultural pressure in order to make money and undo all this progress. We say that 'everyone knows' Hollywood is liberal, but the Oscars were still white, because their commitment to social justice ends when it means one of them might not get an award or a paycheck."

The offhand mention of Jewish representation invites people to point out that Jews are overrepresented in Hollywood, but that's just a side dish. Main course is getting people to openly agree that Hollywood should just exclude all straight whites from the industry, then attacking Hollywood for making money. Make a follow-up post asking them to raise awareness (use that phrase) that even if a Hollywood actor is liberal, it's not enough, they also have to #StepAside for the Movement of Media. In the off chance the hashtag catches on, watch a bunch of actors sperg out about being told what to do.

Anyone who uses the phrase "wrong side of history" is a Marxist. They believe that Communism is the final stage in the economic development of a state. They believe there is an inexorable march towards a communist world. This is obviously a ridiculous belief, but the phrase "side of history" is an obvious red flag and warns you that the idiot talking is commie filth.

Why does Reddit think Sup Forums is pro Republican? We've been pro Trump, pro memes and pro lulz. I think many of us are only Republican because they are the "right" party in the US, I mean they're

>pro immigration
>anti weed and free speech
>pro Israel
>pro spying and militarization spending

Yeah on an ideological level that would be a fun way to subvert. The whole point of my original comment though was to put in as many cliche annoying reddit-tier phrases and then end it with "We can't allow them to have cliche phrases!" They can't even get past one layer of irony though.

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sometimes you feel like things are getting better and then you remember people like this are out there. millions of them.

I like this copypasta.

These 7's say Reddit is about to get some satire

Kate Upton is disgusting. Her tits are flabby as fuck and she has no curves.

I'll give a bump babe.

>Talk about how Donald Trump appears to be winning a cultural victory as well as a political one.
Trump's cultural battle ended the night he bombed Syria and sold his mandate for reform to the deep state for a half week of favourable ratings.
Trump is floundering and by the end of the year it will be clear to all that he will have failed. If you thought things fell apart under Obama, imagine what Trump's failure is going to do.