American Born Indians

a little backstory on me
>Born in Cedar Rapids, Iowa (that's heartland America)
>parents are immigrants from India

Let me explain to you why American born Indians are leagues ahead of "curry niggers" and most other races

>can speak perfect Indian language b/c parents are Indian born
>no accent because I was born and raised here

This means that I can translate between curry niggerese and english

>don't smell like curry because vegetables are fresh and cheap here so we just use those
>unlike india these vegetable "markets" also contain personal hygiene and grooming kids

that means i'm not a hairy smelly fuck

>immigrant parents mean i have an immigrant work ethic and have to be educated
>i know my place in society and am not pretentious because i know i have to earn everything i have
>see how much my parents struggled and know i have to work hard to achieve things

That means I don't have the laziness FOB curry niggers or actual niggers have. Indians who have families here are some of the most hard-working people you'll meet, as opposed to Raj who's here for a 6-month H1B visa to work for HP Tech Support.

>America is for the cream of the crop, so you know you're getting quality immigrants unlike the shitty commonwealth and gulf country immigrants
>India and America get along well because you guys realized Pakistan were fucktards and we realized Russia were fucktards and got along
>we hate Muslims, niggers, and even curry niggers just as much as you guys
>Indians in India hate us, so you know we care more about US citizens than the designated shitting streeters there
>our religion is basically adderall+weed+LSD+Shrooms trip but at least we don't terrorize people

So, Sup Forums, tell me why you still don't like American Born Indians.

>I'm so totally not insecure about my identity that I made a whole thread just to tell strangers how I'm totally not insecure

POO

>that means i'm not a hairy smelly fuck

That's cute that you think so

Get rekt m8,One less street shitter to worry about.

The hot dogs at your gas station are old. Get your shit together, pajeet.

how do i get indian gf

ill take indian born gf

GTFO of my country second-generation Ganges-drinking curry-eatin steet-shittin nigger.

You say you don't smell like shit but I don't believe you. I think you are probably nose blind to it.

>Cover self in faeces
>Bathe in river filled with trash and corpses
>Rub curry under your arms
>Drink cow urine direct from the source

Now that you smell the part, get a job in IT and go to bars with groups of 10-20 other Indian guys and make perverted remarks in broken English

Profit