*Sips beer*

Well?

good day for Aus

why cant i buy a house?

How's the broadband, mate?

burgers will deny this

Why is your internet so shit?

delete this

Day of the Emus soon

fast enough tell a spanish cuck to go eat a dick

Australia is an overegulated nanny state shithole, and we were exposing that until Sup Forums banned regular Australian users from making threads they were threatened by reality

How's the 'leccy prices, mate?

10mb/s download. Not sure about upload.

This is such fucking bullshit. What part of the real world do you live in.

>STREEEEEYA CUNNT

I'm runnin' - 300 mb semmetrical, mate.
You'd wanna sort it out.

Why would you need that?
And how can we be expected to get that country wide?

got that sweet NBN mate 100mbit's to shit post with

I was the original person who made that HDI copypasta ama

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>tfw want to travel but neet

Paid shills have taken over and banned us from making threads

We already won

>use
Pornography. I watch ones with stories.
>roll out
I imagine they should just cluster is around NSW for a start.

gr8 b8 m8t

That murder rate ca't be right, Americas is like 500 per capita.

if we are 1 - 5 ratio of murder rate per capita, Australia is doing far far worse than the USA if they are only 5.

What he said

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i just love our high violent crime rates and the bad internet with increasing control

You're trying too hard, need to half arse more.

Try getting plastered before work and workin on yer bantz.

100mbps is shit?

Fuckin semites.

>I imagine they should just cluster is around NSW for a start.
Yeah we were going to but muh "principled conservatives" voted in a mongoloid (pic related) and we got pleb tier internet for double the cost in half of the area.

What? Are you telling me that I can't make a thread now if I wanted to?

You tell me, mate.
Aussie cunts describe Spain as 3rd world, yet have a third of our standard broadband.

It would be like comparing your water supply as only as third as good as Spain's. how d'you feel now?

no but I assume most aussie's have less than 1mbps

who cares you aren't white

>every bogan within 20 km gets home at 5 pm
>internet stops working until midnight

Most Aussies believe in communism.

Ignore them.

yeah. how about that internet. how about that overpriced house/vehicle/airfare/new pc/anything modern electronics
how about all the god damned mudslimes & chinks you've imported
how about that second amendment haha

funny you bring up water (I used to live in Spain).

I would probably say our water IS 3 times better than Spain's, which would you consider more important?

Regular Australian users cannot make threads anymore we were pumping out too many red pills on Australia

Sure thing Ching Chong. You enjoy a nice place of hoo flung dung last night?

canada is such shit. ya leafs chirp on your internet cause that's all we fucking have to do with our lives in this worthless frozen shithole of a country

>live in tower
>dense population area
>don't get this problem
?

Don't know mate, I only drink bottled stuff. That's why I brought it up.
It's not me who has the inflated ego.

I'm in burgerland right now, we think internet is shit in australia because they keep telling us, and it is half shit.
But my internet and LTE experiences here have been pretty bad. Speed is better but connectivity sucks all round.

"guys I browse 4chin so I heard about this Aussie Broadband meme lelelel >>>"

literally everyone who doesn't live in a cuckshed^10 does get that problem.

when was my ego ever on display?
>bottled water drinker

You fuckin idiot I'd rather have snow than have fly's and mosquito's buzzing around my face 24/7 and that's the least thing to worry about. Fucking Australia has giant hopping rats and chickens the size of dinosaurs from Jurrasic park.

>intelligent
>handsome
>muscular
>tall
>huge penis

what makes Anzac genetics so GOAT lads?

keep talking about your bottled water mate, your ego can recover

Hope you liked Spain.

Tap water , to my tastes is shite in Spain, fucking loaded with bleach because of the heat. You know, to stop that whole third world shut you fat bastards got in Flint, Michigan.

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You cant handle being an animal at all can you?

yeah going to the beach and checking out hot chicks all year round sounds so terrible. i'd rather freeze my ass off in a parka and tuque for 8 months a year. this country is shit. wages are shit, jobs are shit, life is so expensive, taxes are insane, debt is insane, govt is cucked, FUCK CANADA

this idea we live in fly/mozzie filled areas would be akin to all Canadafags having problems with seals on their property

So glad you asked. Now we've cleared things up

offended by a fact? (with zero bragging attached)
man sounds familiar
is that you antifa?

Two weeks of holidays a year too, lad. I felt bad when I read that. I got about 35 days standard all in.

I'm actually an Aussie so IDK what the Flint refference is.
About water, Pheonix has the worst tap water I've ever tasted, probably because Aus tap water is so good, much better than spains, dont take a dig you cant win with cunt.

>yeah going to the beach and checking out hot chicks all year round sounds so terrible
this country sucks. during the summer all girls wear short shorts and it's 35C so you can't help but look like a pervert, and during the winter girls tend to rug up so you can't get your perv on.

canada sounds better. you would probably acquire a fetish for winter clothing after a few years there.

I'm 110% positive that there are fly's and mosquito's all over Australia year round. In Canada, they are barely noticeable.

Any cunts here live in Mackay? Is it white?

Sorry, mate. Meant the op's ego post.
Not offended by a fact. That's why I used it as the description. Have broadband as third as bad as ours is pretty shit. If you had water a third as bad as ours you'd be outraged.

When I live in Australia I didn't drink the tap water either, so can't really compare. But ours is definitely loaded with chrlorine.

>yeah going to the beach and checking out hot chicks all year round sounds so terrible
>this country sucks

What the hell were you trying to say?

Fast internet turns people into soft pooftah cunts
Less (((gamers))) = less degenerates

>it's too hot

jump in a swimming pool or in the ocean

35C sounds damn good to me. sick of this frozen hellhole

Cause you're a dumb poor faggot who should get a better job or sell cocaine..

re-read that post, I don't think you get it

i live in malay and i can tell u it is not white friend

I know fellas from Mackey, no

Try going up north in the summer. The mosquitoes speak French

I was a soft degenerate at 520 Kb ya poof.

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Australians are more pretentious than brits but i still appreciate when they use big words they dont understand

low standards, easily pleased, cheap beer. of course you's cunts are happy as a bunch of pigs in shit

*Sips tea*
So, we have a designated tap for both of the distinct water genders, not like your degenerate non binary gender fluid mixer taps.

The Aboriginals all live in northern towns up the QLD coast.

Rockhampton and Gladstone have heaps of them too.

now imagine you had no internet so you went outside, developed skills and made friends.
You would be happier too, instead of the good goy you became.

Don't know, lad. Water tastes different depending on the city, in Barcelona it tastes like dog shit because of the volcanic reservoir, but in Galacia it's A-1.

try to check out women when you're sweating like fuck without looking like a creepy cunt.

i can't stay in a swimming pool 24/7, sorry sorry.

(you)

from colloquial experience 90% of aussie gamers are racists
also most of them watch tranny porn and go on Sup Forums

Public fonts are cool and all (convenient, historical, cultural) but ye, tastes nastay

Good luck washing your hands in warm water you faggot.

Nawwww Spain is so cute tryna fit in and shit post huehuehuehue he's all grown up !

Couldn't agree more. I'm unironically cutting my home internet in two weeks because of this. Life has become a meme,

if you can't handle flys and mosquitos at all, then dont fucking go to aus, the culture will just shit on you because of your accent anyway.

>can't buy guns
country discarded

How does it feel to be second best, cunts?

>Top-right quote
When was this? 2005?

This cunt is an Aussie larper with a Spanish VPN.
Ignore the faggot.

World's most Alpha Sexy Stud male here.

FUCK YOU CUNTS.

which is why they should have slow shitty internet where they can't game and tranny porn takes 5 hours to load.

>you would probably acquire a fetish for winter clothing
Yes.

Deffo, I'm come to Aussie posts to up my shot post skills. Burgers just spaz out.

you're gonna go down the drain fast

your levels of irreligion aren't viable in the long term

Aussies are the worst.

Ha, I wish. I'm a Spaniard, spicing direct from source. I did live in aus for about 9 months during Uni.

This country would be so great without bogans, druggies and wogs