Yoy hear a knock on the door

>Yoy hear a knock on the door
>Open door
>It's Jesus

Would you let him in, user?

Nope.

No jews allowed

*blocks his path*

Suppose you met him, how would you even know?

Yell, "Hey Jesus."

Fifteen muchachos turn their heads.

he is already in my heart

Sorry, no Jews allowed in my household

Why is Jesus in the ghetto?

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>letting a random Arab claiming to be Christ into your house

What could possibly go wrong?

Praise Jesus Christ the Only-Begotten Son of God!

Jesus spent lots of time with the poor.

Of course.

For the purposes of this scenario it is the real Jesus

jesus was literally known for hanging put with vagrants, whores and lepars.

>23At that time, if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or ‘There He is,’ do not believe it.
>24For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders that would deceive even the elect, if that were possible.
>25See, I have told you in advance.
>26So if they tell you, ‘There He is in the wilderness,’ do not go out; or, ‘Here He is in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it.
>27For just as the lightning comes from the east and flashes as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man

when he came you will know

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So you have a mummified corpse at your door?

Lawn don't need mowed this week.

Yeah.

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I already opened up the door, he's here and he protects me always :)
Thank you Jesus!

wrong jesus mate

Ask if he is a Jew. Nothing short of a yes or no will satisfy me.

If he is a juden, then kick him in the crotch and scar him on the noggin.

If not, sit down and have a nice long chat.

Yes.

Ebin xD

>Le jew stick man meme XD

>Jesus was a shitskin herd that on reddit Xdd

>the face when meme when to smart xDD

He's an Arab so no

I'd like to see him prove that he actually has magic powers (not just magic tricks like pulling a glass of wine out of his hat) and prove that God is real.

>letting a filthy vagrant on my property
Looks like there'll be a dead beggar tonight.
Considering you could find dozens of men just like him(deranged grifters babbling nonsense) walking around any metropolitan area you wouldn't.

Turn 360 and walk away.

Of course.

>Oh, you're real
>Challenge him a game of thumb war.

But then you're just going into his path

No because he was humanist and worst a fucking kike

I would demand his holy seed inside me to spawn a new messiah

the original jew isnt a certain race or religion though. its a group chosen to teach the goyim, and bring them on a better path. the (((jews))), regardless of ethnicity or religion claim to do so. they tell you they work in the peoples interest, all the politicians, media guys, bankers and all the other pieces of shit claiming to do good.
>9Look at those who belong to the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews but are liars instead. I will make them come and bow down at your feet, and they will know that I love you
these are the people he speaks about here. not those that say they are jewish but are not, but those that tell you they are here to guide and help, but lie.

moonwalk away

>Jesus
>white

>Would you let him in, user?

He tortures billions for the pleasure of hearing them scream.

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this. Hell is the most pyschotic overreaction ever invented, and has terrorized countless people. Annihilationist or universalist Christianity is based tho. Originism is based. With his infinite power, glory, and wisdom, God can mend all that has been broken and restore creation to its glorious beginnings. Day of Apokatastasis now!

The Glorious Love of the LORD will cure all on that last day. The most hardened of hearts, the biggest of enemies, will see eachother in the light of God's love and all will be forgiven.

Truly creation was Good, and the LORD will reign victorious as every knee in existence bows before the glory. Evil, pain, and suffering have no place in the long term. God allows evil to teach us lessons, not to torture us.

God bless you if you are reading this user

PS: God's love is transformative and all powerful, but humans cannot live that way. For us, attempting to conquer through love or love like the LORD (SJW, prorgressivism) will backfire. Only the power of the LORD's light can truly change men.


I'm agnostic btw, at times close to Kierkegaard, but universalist christianity is a truly transcendently beautiful idea.

Rom.5

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[12]
Therefore as sin came into the world through one man and death through sin, and so death spread to all men because all men sinned --


[13] sin indeed was in the world before the law was given, but sin is not counted where there is no law.
[14] Yet death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over those whose sins were not like the transgression of Adam, who was a type of the one who was to come.
[15]
But the free gift is not like the trespass. For if many died through one man's trespass, much more have the grace of God and the free gift in the grace of that one man Jesus Christ abounded for many.


[16] And the free gift is not like the effect of that one man's sin. For the judgment following one trespass brought condemnation, but the free gift following many trespasses brings justification.
[17] If, because of one man's trespass, death reigned through that one man, much more will those who receive the abundance of grace and the free gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man Jesus Christ.
[18]
Then as one man's trespass led to condemnation for all men, so one man's act of righteousness leads to acquittal and life for all men.


[19] For as by one man's disobedience many were made sinners, so by one man's obedience many will be made righteous.
[20] Law came in, to increase the trespass; but where sin increased, grace abounded all the more,
[21] so that, as sin reigned in death, grace also might reign through righteousness to eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.


Our will cannot defeat the LORD's will. In due time all will make sense, and every tear will be wiped. He causes each of us to suffer as much as we need to. There is no other way to create true perfection, that is why the world has been lowered into darkness. The LORD brings down and up, does all things good and evil. Trust in his power and mercy.

I'd say "what's a kike like you doing here"? Don't you understand that we're full"?

This is a metaphor for that strange sensation you feel knowing there is something more to life while lonely crying yourself to sleep at night, only to wake up and truly belief after finally asking God to come save you.

Get your own fucking heart, Jesus! Damn freeloader.

i don't know about the rest of these cock sucking faggots that eat shit and smoke pot, but i would, in fact, why does he have to come to me in physical form? isn't he god? can't he sit on my couch right now and watch me play vidya games, jerk off (even suggest good ones), and be my best friend?

yes, seriously, he can, he is omnipotent. i would rather have him on myside than try and be against him or even without him like most of you queers here.

believing an inanimate object can just up and become frankenstien or any variation thereof those fucking probabilities are astronomical that the perfect single celled dna strand would form, reproduce, and some how have something to eat, then magically transform into yet another living being that would repeat the cycle.

YOU IGNORANT ASS MOTHER FUCKING ATHEISTS.. wow.. just.. wow.. anyways, jesus is my best friend.