>be american
>get shot
Be american
Ryder Wilson
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Ayden Hughes
>be canadian
>sodomised by a giant pink dildo
I'd take the bullet any day of the week
Andrew James
>Be canadian
>Live pointless and worthless life until you die of old age with nothing to show for it.
Henry Johnson
>Be bong
>Sodomized by Ahmed's dick
Jaxon Young
>Be Canadian
>live in a country where you are only known by virtue of the fact you take up so much land mass for so little importance, that and you're next to the states, which is your only claim to fame.
Daniel Nelson
>Be canadian
>have a prancing faggot as your leader
Nathan Peterson
>iceland
only thing you guys are known for is bobby fishers gravesite
Landon Stewart
>Be American
>Have a guy who's never been in political office as President
Adrian Perry
>be Canadian
>economy crumbling
>send $800M in aid to already dead Syrian children
Yeah we really are winning aren't we?
Juan Harris
>be canadian
>will probably be annexed by America once your country falls apart thanks to diversity
>become american
>get shot by diversity
Eli Hughes
>Be American
>Start Wold War 3
Jason White
>be american patriot
>
Wyatt Cook
>he doesn't understand that they just won
Eli Fisher
Dominic Flores
>be canadian
Thomas Taylor
Literally best day of my life.
Austin King
Be Italian
Be in war
Surrender and change sides
Thomas Evans
shouldnt that be a crime, why the person isnt in jail for that
Adam Moore
I don't know
Leo Hall
>be canadian
>has contributed nothing to the global stage in the history of its existence aside from maple syrup
Luke Ward
>be american
>can't drink
>get sent to shoot at some dirt hut persons
>die like a dog
>government gives your mom a silly medal
William Gray
>be Canadian
>be gay
Gabriel Butler
>Be leaf
>Get banned for making Sup Forumstard thread on Sup Forums
Henry Gomez
I'm pretty sure this is better than being shot and walking with a limp for the rest of your life you stupid mother fuckers. Lool
Michael Miller
cuck
Camden Cooper
We helped you name your President's house. Every time someone in the world says it they are paying homage to the savage cuckery to which the loyalists subjected the yankee scum.
Kevin Hernandez
>be mexican
>climb a wall like the fucking monkey I am
>get deported back to Mexico
>get my hands cut off
>get my feet cut off
>get decapitated
Oliver Moore
>be leaf
>be completely irrelevant
Wyatt Foster
>being pimped for dead children is better than dying
What kind of mongrel are you? You could at least remember the time when Bostonians were willing to die over a tea tax which is far less egregious than a false flag tax.
Lucas Morris
It was us you larping Cancuck
Matthew Hill
>Be Canadian
>Be outnumbered by Asians in my own nation within my lifetime.
Bentley Wright
>pimped
Better than carrying a shit again because Tyrone shot you.
That was easy.
Benjamin Smith
My chances of being shot are extremely slim since I don't live near niggers or mexican gang bangers.
Try again.
Joseph Reyes
Yeah, how could I forget. You burned it down then sailed six months back to the crown because you were just pretending to be settlers.
Liam Martin
>be spanish
>wake up, all 35 roomates already used my small appartment's hot water
>fuck it, won't shower again
>go to work
>oh that's right I have no job
>see news
>what the fuck? I won't be able to work in England now!
>get back to my cave to shitpost in Sup Forums
Charles Clark
I think you're the cuck. You'd rather live on your knees than die for your freedom.
Camden Murphy
Same here but, what's your point?
Eli Clark
>name calling
Well, you're not denying what I said was true.
Luke Morales
I'm sorry what navy facilitated the entire assault? The Royal navy or non existent Canadian navy?
Nathan King
>be a leaf
Brayden Thompson
The only people who will be shot and walk around with a limp are either poor people who live with niggers/gang bangers, or niggers/gang bangers themselves.
And the latter aren't Americans so no one gives a shit. So what's the point of your initial post?
Kayden Sanders
>be leafnigger
>try to start a caliphate right on america's border
Hudson Hill
>be me
>good goy American
>wake up at 6:00 in the morning for work
>brush teeth with toothpaste filled with estrogen
>wash out mouth with flouride-filled water
>work at Walmart from 7-5
>spend most of my time cleaning up after 600 lb shart-in-marts
>get off work, stomach rumbles as I haven't eaten in five minutes
>check phone to see how many good goy points I have
>10 good goy points, enough for some chicken tendies from McSteins.
>Drive over in my 5 mile-per-gallon truck
>"Oh sorry goyim, tendies are 15 points now"
>I feel my heart shatter
>have to settle for 1,000 calorie bacon ranch salad
>shart my pants on the drive home to my $1,200 a month apartment
>after changing pants I relax in front of the computer and make an anti-semitic joke on facebook
>sirens go off in the house
>the goy police flood in and tackle me to the ground.
>I pee pee and poo poo all over them, to no avail.
>the punishment for being a bad goy is -1,000,000 good goy points and 5 years in prison
>mfw
Andrew Martinez
the risk of randomly being shot at all times is simply the price we must pay for freedom
Anthony Sullivan
> Be american
> Get to shoot people
Burger is best.
Benjamin Robinson
The only people who will be shot and walk around with a limp are either poor people who live with niggers/gang bangers, or niggers/gang bangers themselves.
You just described 65% of Sup Forums lol
Also, you're not Canadian or the OP? So what was the point of ever replying? Kek
Connor Hill
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Christopher Nelson
>be swede
>get ran over by truck
>be german
>get axed on the train
>be french
>get blown up concert