Some motherfucking Risk

Here is Planet Risk with resources. Put your resources in your nametag or it won't be counted. You have been warned.

Legion Neuschwabenland, Argentina, Grey

Since this is Colonization Risk, so you can place another territory anywhere on the map, where will it be?

South Africa then.

Republika Srpska
Balkan Wine
Blue above the dark blue

extra T's to diamond in australia

players that start in Europe only receive colonies elsewhere.

Mupdate

Blue
England
Anglo Kingdom
Colony in northwest central China

Roll to move into France

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Take the textiles to my west in Europe, spills to take gold in Australia.
OP pls fill in the circle for resources so we know if we have them

Grab the wine and sugar.

Joan Reborn
Red
South Africa

Add my name to the map, too

Mupdate 2.

take textiles in Italy, spills to take spices and coffee in indonesia

What, why didn't you count my roll? I'm out.

Dark red
America

Get resources

Aw, shit.

Head up the eastern side of Africa

The New Mexican Empire
Green
Mexico

You forgot to add my territory in China. Move south

Republic of Alabama
Alabama
blue

roll to get resources

Faggot

Alliance? We'd do well together.

hmm?

Yes, sounds good.

Blue already in use, get dark blue instead.

THE SOUTH
DIXIE
GREY IF ITS AVAILABLE. IF NOT, ANY COLOR

mother fucker

Great! Let's occupy Europe fully to make sure nobody else can start there.

name

thats cool

we should ally or nap

CAROLINAS AND THE NE US FOR ME OR ITS WAR

I'll take everything west of Germany and north of Denmark, you can take everything else in Europe. Sound good?

SEE

Understood. I'm to take Germany, Eastern Europe, Balkans and Italy? Sounds just fine.
Will you take Iberia?

Mupdate 3. If I forget something, let me know and I'll fix it immediately.

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Yes, I need it as a route to Africa.

Attack Dixie

KILL THE YANKEES INVADE NORTH

Go for the Turkish Coffee, filling all of the Balkans. Spills to Italy.

OP you forgot to fill me in but I guess keep filling Mexico?

WTF

D U B S, spill resources i dont already have

Bulgaria
Warm Color (red yellow orange whatever)
Colony in South America or Africa on a coffee resource.

Take those two territories I almost have in China then move into France

ALLIANCE?

KINGDOM OF EGYPT
YELLOW
EGYPTIAN COTTON

Continue advancing on the east coast.
Try to grab the elephants then the gems.

Alabamians do not respond kindly to threats. RIP hombre

IT WASNT A THREAT NIGGERHEAD

I will count you previous roll.

roll tide motherfucker

I'm coming your way...
Would you wish to ally?

ROLL DAMN TIDE

lol neve rmiknd op,ccn i moveosmewhere where i wont get raped because i just joined? i'll move to syria
and roll for te rest of it

yea nig africa pride

i think my grammar just commited suicide, but pls op. i have no chance if i start in bulgaria.

JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU FUCKING DRUNK??

palis confirm

Bulgaria inaccessible due to occupation by another country. Choose another location.

that actually gave me a good chuckle
thanks user

come to syria and get raped

Wonderfull!
The African Alliance it is!

start in extreme north west south africa

FUCK never mind nvm tahts taken too
start in UAE

bruh

NAP?

yea deal

roll for rest of UAE

gotchu senpai

Give me Red or any other color.
Harambe Nation
Start in Peru

that wouldve been a hell of a first roll holy ass

OP I AM KILL USE THE SAME CLR AND ADD ME IN JAPAN

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Harambe is a dead meme. Fuck off, Redditor.

Mupdate 4.

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Reddit actually is pretty dank, Harambe isn't even iFunny material anymore.

>muh secret club lore

you are the reddit homo

TAKE TEA, SPILL TO KOREA

OP how is Dixie still alive? Kill Dixie, spill for furs then sugar cane in cuba

Keep filling Mexico and Maybe spill into Texas?

Roll for Yemen, Travel North towards Silk and Slaves.

Move into Spain

YOU CAN HAVE IT FAGGOT

ENJOY YOUR NIGGERS WHILE I GET TO FUCK qt3.14 LADYBOYS FROM SEOUL SLUMS

Take Madagascar.
Any spills moves North East

any remainders go for the tea in Iran

Keep going for turkey's Coca Beans. Spilsl to fill Balkans, Italy, and Greece.

OP is taking a shit.

Take more resources

head west to Morocco

bonus update
it's time to get srs

OP doesn't like OPing. OP abandons thread.

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EPIC

y

good that was a shit roll anyways

SOMEONE OP, I SWEAR YOU WILL BE REWARDED