Nobody should listen to bill nye because he only has a bachelors degree!

>Nobody should listen to bill nye because he only has a bachelors degree!

Guess what?

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but that's not why no one should listen to billy

I took a shit today, but that doesn't make me a plumber

how much would it cost to buy the hair he has now?

>An argument given by absolutely nobody at any point.

Where are you trying to go with that OP?

Elon Musk is a faggot also. He's never done shit except scam people. Only faggots from reddit love to jerk off Musk and Tesla as if they're gods or some shit

hmmm

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Depends on the country you go to.

5 to 10g's.

Dear god he lost a lot of hair. Someone needs to make a "just fuck my shit up" meme of him, pronto.

>buys expensive hair transplant
>doesn't start a company to help regrow hair for poor people

I hate billionaires.

Elon Musk is a fraud.

I'd do it if I had money.

His fan base is not a bit more real than the trumpcucks or hillshills. Standard fare astroturfing operation.

Musk is a scientologist trying to implement project blue beam. Scientology is just a CIA front.

He gets government gibs because he is government asset.

>Nobody should listen to bill nye because he disagrees with us

Dont act like this isn't true. If he said something racist that scientists generally didn't agree with everyone would be saying our guy/the scientists are wrong or similar

how to scam billions by claiming youre going to space. When in actuality you blew all your money on space flight only to find a dome over head, and so you wont tell anyone about the dome nasa pays you off and lets you in on the space flight scam they already ha going, lending credibility to private space travel.

wa wa wee wa

Did he also get chin implants?

What's with the psy-op against Elon Musk?

>trumpcucks

Where are you people coming from?

>implying he does anything other than advocating stuff that he sells

why the fuck do elon musk threads get like 300 posts every time its kinda funny

There you go, making the mistake that science is honest by default.

"If someone thinks that something will save them, they won't work to save themselves"

Personally i hate musk and i'll push any lever that pushes Sup Forums and musk farther apart. For the good of humanity.

Must've pissed off some Kike somewhere.

My dad works at Carl's Jr. He said Elon came to Carl's Jr. one day and he was a real dummy

It's easy.

>Guy is literally a self-made billionaire ("hurr but he was loaned 10k")
>Has never lost a single time in his entire life (Sold his first video game at age 12, Zip2, X.com/PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX)
>Has done shitty labor (cleaned boilers at a coal plant)
>Came from a shithole (Souf Afreeka)
>Is a turbo autist who was bullied in school
>Is White
>Is 6'2"
>Is swole
>Went to Yale
>Has five sons
>Treats women like objects and not people

He is quite literally what everyone on Sup Forums secretly wishes they were, but can never be. And since Reddit has latched onto him, they immediately try and lump him into the same category as Chris Pratt (who by all definitions is someone Sup Forums should like but can't because he is better than everyone on Sup Forums, and Reddit likes him).

As a result, when someone posts about Musk it throws the particularly weaker elements of the board into a frenzy and reducing them to an almost spasmatic state where all they can do is shout out uninformed memes.

My dad is an aspiring Mall Goth. He said Elon came to the Hot Topic one day and he was a real dummy

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Nobody should listen to Bill Nye because he's a disconnected retarded faggot.

He's a cheerleader. There's not a metric of critical thinking to be found within the decrepit cunt.

My dad works at Hot Dog on a Stick, He said Elon came to Hot Dog on a Stick one day and he was a real dummy

Great post.

wtf I hate interplanetary human existence now

This nigga gets it

I don't even have a bachelor's degree :'(

nah you shouldnt listen to bill nye because he encourages the whims of people with mental illness

Fucking this, how can I fix my hair like his. I look like a young mr. Burns and I'm only 30.

I got around 40 grands on my bank account, will that be enough?

>It didn't work.

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Look up minoxidil and finasteride for hair recovery, try those for at least 6 months / 1 year, then do a hair transplant procedure.

Minoxidil and finasteride are fairly cheap and they'll save you some money on the procedure, the cost of it is calculated based on the amount of follicular units being transplanted in your head.

he's fucking amber heard and we aren't. that's basically what it comes down to.

>finasteride
dont do this, it will ruin your dick

Then do minoxidil only, I'm not your doctor, faggots. You need to research everything down to every detail, the side effects vary from person to person.

It's not bad advice, just try to regrow that shit with a small investment and then do a full transplant procedure if you're not happy with the results.

40k is definitely enough, considering that what you should actually do is buy yourself some $20 clippers, shave your head, and resist the temptation to be vain enough to drop five figures on having pretty hair.

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Anyone with a brain knows he's an idiot

>divorced the same wife twice
>has to pay her millions of alimony
>smart

No one should listen to Bill Nye because he's spreading degenerate shit.

all you fucks posting he's an idiot - he's an idiot with $10billion. you're smart tho.

14 billion

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

money really isnt everything, and neither is social status (to score normie points you have to be a huge cuck and degenerate)

enough to live with a hobby and a vacation a year is fine

I don't understand how a man with so much can still look like he is afraid he is about to get shoved into a locker in every picture of him.

Nobody should listen to Bill Nye because he opines on subjects out of his field (which in and of itself is fine) but then behaves as if his unsubstantiated claims deserve to be treated as if they were coming from a fully accredited scientist from said relevant field.

Also he's incorrect and dishonest about it, so you shouldn't listen to him because of that.

He isn't anymore.

(((paypal)))

If she was asian and you told me this was a picture of a thai sex tourist I'd believe it.

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No, no one should listen to him because he's a retarded shill just passing on "education" to the goys.

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>Divorced 3 times in a decade

Doesn't matter, got five sons.

>up to your knees in alimony

No he isn't. He crushed Justine and Riley in court because they signed air-tight agreements. Even when Justine claimed emotional abuse she only got a few extra million for her trouble.

>marrying another gold digger who fucked Johnny Depp's shit up

Doesn't matter, even with the whole "he beat me" shtick, she only got less than 20% of Depp's networth. That's right, even with a supposed physical altercation she got shit. I've seen regular Joe's who are cheated on get taken for way, way more. Also, they aren't married.

>nobody wants to buy your gay electric car

Except everybody. The pre-sale of the Model 3 is the single largest pre-sale of a product, ever.

>regret selling paypal

He didn't sell PayPal. He was ousted from his position by that closeted homo Thiel, and then forced into selling because he didn't have the controlling interest. If Musk was still in charge of PayPal, we would have had an electronic currency way before BitCoin and an true Internet Banking system. Not this abortion we've got now. Thanks Thiel.

>rockets keep exploding before they leave the launch platform

1 rocket. Two RUD's for a 94% success rate, with over 30 launches four years. Delta from ULA (the closest equivalent rocket) has had just as many failures, and just as many launches, but it has taken 13 years to launch that many times. No wonder SLS has taken two decades, and still isn't getting anywhere.

>company can't turn a profit

Which company? SpaceX already does. Tesla doesn't need to because they're working on a loss in the same way Amazon does.

>have to live off government hand-outs

Neither company does. Musk has stated he is willing to forego subsidies, so long as his competition in the car and energy industry does as well. Surprise-surprise, they won't and so he won't. If someone handed you a Benjamin, would you throw that shit away? Nope.

>He is quite literally what everyone on Sup Forums secretly wishes they were, but can never be

yes, he's also part Leaf

Bald tranny pornography.

JUST MUSK MY SHIT UP

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twas a good thread

Except Musk isn't telling the world that there are 6 gorillion genders, which puts him ahead of that faggot Nye.

Elon musk is exactly the same as Bill Nye, just with more money. A retard who just happened to make some money and become a meme on reddit.

>Being pro Jew
fuck off JIDF

>wish we were a Jewish conman

Sure thing

My dad works for Tesla and says that Elon is actually a really smart guy who is secretly working on personalized jetpacks as a way of future travel

>is secretly working on personalized jetpacks
I want to believe.

All of his companies would immediately go under with even a mild recession. They are meme companies riding a bubble. Sustained only by investments from tards and the government.

>>>/gas/

except he isnt selling himself as a science expert, he is a financier to science projects and innovation that hold his personal/professional interests.

he doesnt need to know the math, he has the money to buy the people who do

this, i might add lifting and eating right, goes along way to enhancing your appearance and gives a great confidence boost

dont mod your body for vanity user, be the best you your genetics will allow

You shouldn't listen to le electric sports car man, either.

how much did that hair cost him
i seriously might end up getting that at some point

a bachelor's in mech engineering is harder than most PhDs

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>youtube.com/watch?v=Rayxew89NyE

>youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8

>Nobody should listen to Bill (((Nye))) because he's a subversive kike who does a leftist political parody of science

Ftfy

>>Is swole

that shit came out pretty good

They're scared

Any idea for someone who just wants their hairline a bit better? Thanks in advance Mexibro

Hair transplant, steroids/hgh, jaw/chin implant, nose job, eyebag surgery.

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Nah, just started sucking more dicks.

no you will need way more than $40k to be mr burns

Pic is a balding con subsidized by government money. Bill Nye is a dumb cuck also subsidized by the government (started on PBS). Both with trifling education and overrated status.

He belongs to the Seagal Hair Club for Men. Home of the magic advancing hairline.

he's a billionaire and she's a mediocre actress

relatively speaking the same principles apply here as they do with an average western businessman and a thai hooker

Just like in fucking 2008?

The only work Musk has had done was his hair, the PayPal picture was taken around the time he almost died from a respiratory infection (IIRC) in South America when he went on vacation. He lost like 80 pounds and everyone said he looked like he aged 10 years.

Look like a wig, so nah. Elon's better.

Haha reminds me of that spray on hair.

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Seagal wears a wig and uses entire cans of spray. He claims that he was able to regrow his hair through meditation. Seagal is the biggest memester of all time.

AUGMENTED

'sup Muskrat, is it true you can smell Heard's diseased pussy from another room with the door closed?

But what's the point of spray if he wears a toupee anyway? I'm thinking it's transplants + this powder: youtube.com/watch?v=5A3vyUEfR84

try
>nobody should listen to Bill Nye just because he has a bachelor's degree
now, the reason people SHOULDN'T listen to him is because he doesn't know what he's talking about and is injecting his agenda into everything he says. The degree is an indicator of basic expertise but is a guarantee of nothing. He knows more science than the average person but seems to lack a basic grasp on scientific fundamentals

>He claims that he was able to regrow his hair through meditation
Along with some Chinese trad medicine: youtube.com/watch?v=E_KXaHJuS1o

Seagal is a riot.