Convert to homosexuality, Bill Nye the Science Guy commands you to.
Convert to homosexuality, Bill Nye the Science Guy commands you to
Brody Mitchell
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Cameron Peterson
N O, I've lost all respect for him
Mason Hall
Bill Nye the Science Goy
Justin Rogers
>Convert to homosexuality, Bill Nye the Science Guy commands you to.
>youtube.com
>youtube.com
Kayden Reed
It's disgusting. It's truly fucking disgusting. This is not science by any stretch of the imagination. It's bullshit and faggotry.
Jace Richardson
Fuck you jew kike
Leo Roberts
Thanks for this
Eli Young
>Bill holds up an Erlenmeyer flask. The audience ooohs.
>"Now this might look like water, but it's actually an aqueous solution."
>Audience starts clapping
>Electronic dance music starts playing
>Adam from the mythbusters comes out on a scooter with colorful beakers and a lab coat.
>Bill and Adam start dancing with beakers, audience cheers
>Record scratch, music abruptly stops
>Zoom into Bill's face, "Now let's get serious folks."
>"Can you believe there are still people who believe in God, and not climate change?"
>Audience erupts in laughter, more applause
>"Folks we have a very special guest here today to tell you why space is WOKE!"
>Neil DeGrasse Tyson comes out in a space suit
>Audience furiously clapping now, can barely contain themselves
>Tyson: "The potential for life is everywhere in the universe, Star Trek and Star Wars could be real!"
>Audience hands are now bleeding from all the clapping.
>Bill: "Well that's all the time we have today, join us next week when we tell you more about why science rocks!"
>Electric guitar solo, audience starts chanting aggressively "Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!"
>Their claps are now full repetitive nazi salutes.
Chase Stewart
Can I at least still fap to traps?
Evan Jones
Extra points for that, goy. How progressive of you!
Nathan Hall
Bill nye is my hero now GO BILL!
Carson Harris
I exhaled sharply through the nose. Well done.
Jayden Foster
Just doing my part Rabbi Goldstein.
Zachary Morgan
>white people ruined yoga
What the fuck is this shit.
Jews ruined television.
Jonathan Cooper
>Jews ruined television.
That's an understatement. This garbage show is only scratching the surface.
Tyler Parker
His face is fake
What if a jew doctor sewed it together, i dunno
No humans dont look like that
Do you think we should burn him
Untermensch
Noah Butler
When will you goys realize that Muhammed was right after all?
Caleb Green
What did he do to make you lose respect for him?
Xavier Robinson
that's how (((they))) kek!!
Brandon Phillips
Already gay, his Beaker looking ass had nothing to do with it that's for sure.
Xavier Rodriguez
SUBMIT BEFORE THE MAGNIFICENCE OF SCIENCE
Carson Jackson
Mr. Wizard could've totally kicked his ass.
Wyatt Wood
Ryan Nelson
Beakman's world is superior!
Luis Watson
But how can I be gay when he already convinced me I'm a gender fluid pan sexual blood elf? Do you know how hard it is to find other gfpsble's, pretty fucking hard.
Carter Reed
only have a BS in MechE.
Nicholas Harris
>with a crackle of raw power, a black hole opens on the stage as bill nye collapses into being
>the crowd fall to their knees in worship of this physical avatar of Science
>"monogomy... is anti-scientific... an outdated relic of Christianity... a lie told to us by the WHITE MALE" he booms, speaking telepathically to the crowd through a tesla era device as electro music booms through the speakers
>the crowd roar their approval in ebonics
>"and gender is a construct! Just like the flat earth theory, I will personally debunk it!"
>Bill tears off his jacket, revealing himself to be visibly pregnant, an ace of spades tattooed onto his swollen gut
>"climate change deniers BTFO" he howls as he begins to give birth, his audience masturbating to the display
Thomas Williams
Just started watching the designer babies episode. He just artificially inseminated a sand dollar. (Or for eurobongs sand euros hurrrr)
Thomas Perez
lol. i love these
Julian Allen
don hebert!
Nolan White
What the fuck? I know he's not an actual scientist, but he should be smarter than this. I loved watching his PBS shows as a kid but this is just plain shit retarded.
Gabriel Myers
>the year is 2030
>It's time for the Bill Nye Saves the World Season 50 premiere episode
>Broadcast from a stadium that holds 100 million obese adultchildren constructed just for the show
>It's five minutes to showtime
>Bill Nye briefly considers the false molar containing a cyanide capsule, but now's not the time
>He checks over his charts from his seat in the dressing room, everything looks good
>For decades he's been the Science Man
>It's four minutes to show time
>Bill knew that the Jews would pick someone to do their dirty work, so why not him?
>After all, Bill could be patient. He had waited decades after his engineering career failed before he got his start in show business.
>It's three minutes to show time
>The last of the mobility scooters have parked in their designated 950 000 handicap spaces
>The roar of the crowd outside is becoming unbearable
>A lion-presenting pandakin opens the dressing room door without knocking because knocking triggers pandaself
>"Xister Nye, are you ready?"
>Bill sighs
>"I'm always ready for Science"
>The pandakin erupts into applause as it seizues up and chokes on its tongue
>two minutes to show time
>Bill puts on his Science Clothes
>He glances down at the goddamn lab coat and bowtie he's worn for decades
>"Fuck it."
>It was so easy for Bill to do his work. To travel the world claiming he was doing Science.
Aiden Thomas
>Bill walks on stage two minutes early
>thousands of transblack thinkins begin pissing themselves and moaning
>Bill's head is being projected onto the upper atmosphere so that all of the Earth can see
>"I thought I'd give you guys a treat today. It's never too early for Science!"
>one minute to show time
>the second-to-last white man alive shoots himself
>No one wanted the things anyway, they were GLAD to give them to Science. It was too easy, and much too hard.
>Packs of rabid muslims begin tearing apart the white womyn in the crowd
>"Today we're going to learn about the Holocaust."
>Jews begin screeching and howling at the moon
>Sarah Silverman herself materializes out of the miasma of period blood suddenly squirting from all through the crowd
>The detonator burns a hole in Bill's back pocket.
>"It never happened."
>Millions of jews begin summoning Moloch
>Every German muslim kills xerself due to transcestral guilt
>"But it should have."
>Bill pulls the detonator from his pocket and depresses the button
>Thousands of strategically placed thermonuclear weapons around the world explode in time with low moan of the crowd
>The World becomes fire
>All of humanity is vaporized
Nathan Roberts
Hey, don't go dissing Tesla. That autistic guy did a lot of good for the world.
Anthony Kelly
>loved watching his PBS shows as a kid
Has anyone even been as far as to try watching the old show to see if it wasn't liberal bs propoganda too?
Angel Cruz
polyamory is so great for babies and young children!
Joseph Bailey
GOY! GOY! GOY! GOY!
Chase Peterson
>That ice cream analogy
>They all get in the same bowl and melt together at the end
GROSS
FLAVORS
SHOULD
BE
KEPT
SEPARATE
Justin Bailey
You can watch them on youtube, there's nothing political about them.
John Sanders
Beakmans actor is openly gay and his adopted daughters middle name is israel
Blake Jackson
how bout this guy?
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Connor Evans
kek
Remember when KikeStein ruined science forever and created "thought experiments"?
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Landon Jackson
I know this is probably fake, but after I saw the shit from his new show I don't think I can put anything past him.