/nkg/ - North Korea General

MIght as well get these started for when the shit inevitably hits the fan.

Come in and talk about what's going on in North Korea.

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Nothing is going on, nothing will happen as always, this is just the anual "gib me datz" from NK.

is real war can save me from economic war ?

it's nothing the thread

Former Hillary supporter here. In all seriousness we cannot let this woman near the nuclear codes

youtube.com/watch?v=nVn-yuobpfk&feature=youtu.be

Will they be on the front lines

If the totem wills it.

Going through mad anxiety from personal issues. Pls tell me this isn't another blue ball happening. I need something to numb the pain.

What if Kim's plan is to load the battlefield with nude females Norks?

No they're part of the comfort women for big strong American GI with BWC

First for nork qt refugees welcome

Just stop. This is why no one takes us seriously.

I'm so sick of the newfags who don't know nk does this shit every year like clockwork.

20 bucks. north will try to take south for fuel then hit china. russia will get involved because the battleground will be like watching a football match.

Digits confirm it's not happening.

Lmfao this is hilarious. It's like I'm in 2001 all over again

Nobody can take us seriously when we are all so sleepy. Let us all lay down now for a good night's rest.

hello alphabet agency datamining bread

That's what I'm saying, every fucking year, like clockwork.

No u

that's because it has already begun

The duality of leaf

try alcohol

You caught me user

Was getting caught a part of your plan?

sick of fags who don't stay upto date and see that this is not like the last years that have passes.
fuck off you two pieces of shit.

>BWC
I'll go with things that aren't real for 500 Alex

Screencap me in case WW3 starts, hi mom!

JUST

Even if something does happen (it won't), the conflict will literally last no more than a week. Best Korea will get BTFO'd within days. So even if it does happen, it won't really be a happening.

Way ahead of you. Xanax and alcohol. Been 3 years since I had that combination.

But blacks use rubber benors in your pornos

As soon as we knock out the government and put in our puppets i will move there and have a bunch of semi legitimate businesses.

It's like the cycle of intellect and bullshit are two sides of the same coin.

Some leaf has to post something funny for once in a while.

Need to stop this little faggot already.
It's scary because it could start a nuclear war. But, if we let this cunt go unchecked he will then continue to perfect his nukes until he is a more legitimate threat. Then what? We prevented getting nuked by shitty 1940's quality nukes only to get nuked by modern ones?
I don't know... I still say get rid of the fuck and give NK to SK

No. This situation and your reaction. Not your points or your post

>"And I always say BOB WHO??"
>"BOB, GET IT?? JOKE."

Its going to be glorious. I hope they will kill many americans in this war.

Lol, stop posting as america, SK.

Right. Whatever then.

I've been saying this for weeks. every cunt thinks it'll be fine, yeah it would be if he didn't have any nukes.
just 10 going off is enough to fuck the region maybe the hemisphere.

Yes whatever. Like this crap
>the second post

funny how this is the same exact shit uninformed fags like you say every fucking year NK has his anual fit.

NOTHING will come out of this.

Obama put his dick on their coast?

Events today proved nothing is going to happen. DPRK staged a firing drill instead of a nuke test. This is a concession to the US while still saving face domestically. Crisis averted.

i was the same as you for the last few years.
but now this cunt has nukes.
he won't give them up and china just cut off the gas supply.

While reporting at the express shows he vows to leave nobody to sign a surrender

How fucking awesome would it be to hear the scream of a hyper sonic jet, layering hellfire over the parade?

The ninth plane has flown over my house of these similar types in past two hours

Can we go save tea girl first before the place gets bombed to shit?

The nuke is still in the test chamber and preparation continues for the test detonation.
Its not over yet.

you're gonna feel so fucking stupid at the end of the next month when shit dies off and you realize NK just wasted your time yet again. People like yhou never learn.

Don't you love how nobody on Sup Forums gave a fuck about the Kim regime until the media began shilling some hyped up "crisis" shit that the norks have done time and time again? All of a sudden every post is "HE HAS TO GO HE'S AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO THE WORLD!"

Regime Change tactics 101

As he has done every year since he gained power. Iran does the same shit, hostile rhetoric towards foreign powers is part domestic propaganda.

What a bitch. No balls on that guy, all bark and no bite.

Why side on your side though. What harm done not done already by having this thread. Why would anybody believe Trump is sane? Can I ask that?

Youre on "Its nothing": The board.

Wat

Its sad isnt it?

Had anyone else became our president, you'd be right. Trump is a fucking true leader, dude will do outlandish shit in pre-emptive defense or persecution.
>you have to go back

thats the problem dickhead.

what? this has nothing to do with picking a side nor caring about what I think Trump is sane or not. This is just NK being NK asking for stuff, yet again.

No. Trying to figure out the one congressional rep in your country saying mucho evidence for collusion to steal an election on same day entire senate called for this muh beep boop iz nothing

Keep up with the memes you fucking leaf. Or do we need to tax your ass on that too?

As usual, everybody will make a big stink about it and then it will fizzle out.

I want a qt 3 . 24 16 nk refugee waifu

not really fucking cum stain. I'll still be alive.
not about being right or anything. i just want the fucking war to happen.

I didnt even read your abomination of text

I vote socialist i dont give a damn about your tariffs and my one party government

Knock it down about 13 Kincaid reading levels

Are those fucking propeller planes?

Wtf are those knockoff sonics ? It gives me the creeps

I'm still not convinced that this isn't the same shit that's happened every year for the last two decades... just with that extra trumpishness that makes everything more wacky.

>tfw no qt nk waifugee to redpill

the leafs that want to act real mature like you make ma laugh

merci

caught one in my basement. bastards don't wear pants, either.

Whatever you say chink. Thats why youre hastily replying to an american in a thread concerning americans. Or are you watching some family back home on tv? I hope we go to war with you next leaf.

>Sept 23 threads don't exist
Chaos frog. Order out of chaos. Claim you are not globalists. Now you Dance.

A country where humans eat grass isn't a threat.

Whenever there's a general board that means.... It's happening.

You lose all wars you start including with us the first time

but nothing will happen, that's the fucking point I'm trying to get accross your fucking straya cunt head. You think I don't want the fucking war to happen just like you? I've been waiting for the real happening since I read for the first time about NK 10 fucking years ago, what makes it fucking different this time around? Fucking nothing.

it's kimmy shitposting irl

Zzzzz

Should'nt you be hunting Shia or some shit finfag

>Giving your offspring malnourished dwarf genes

ALLAH AKBAR!!!!

DEATH TO THE NORTH KOREAN INFIDEL! WE SHALL SPREAD THE WORD OF THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD (PUBH, MAY HE REST IN PARADISE), AND CAST THE BLAZING SWORD OF ALLAH ACCROSS THE NORTH KOREAN PENINSULA!

KIM JUNG UN WILL PAY FOR KEEPING THE WORD OF ALLAH FROM THE PEOPLE! THE WRATH OF ALLAH WILL BE FELT ACCROSS THE ENTIRE NORTH KOREAN MILITARY! FAT BOYS HEAD BELONGS ON A PIKE!

>"أما بالنسبة للذين يرفضون الإيمان، فسأعاقبهم بعذاب رهيب في هذا العالم وفي الآخرة، ولن يكون لهم أي شخص يساعدهم"

go back to where? USA? because I'm posting from Mexico if you haven't noticed yet.
>American Intellectuals

Sept 23 is way too far away. I want to die in nuclear hellfire right now.

then we're on the same fucking side, so why fight with me cock head.
i believe it will happen this time because shit is Cuban missile crisis levels.
go fucling read the news so far you hopeless cocksucker.

If it's happening then I'm finally gonna crap this week.

You can't rush God. And a second to Him is like 1,000 years for us and vice versa

>The USS Michigan -- a guided-missile submarine -- arrives in Busan, South Korea -- 1H ago

Missiles when?

Why are they so cute? All natural too?

Gnite

>defect from North Korea
>immediately get plastic surgery

Damn she got that western decadence fast

>Insert trudeau cuck quote

Read my posts before you repeat yourself

Those are interviews with people a year or two into their new lives. Entirely possible they're given the option to receive plastic surgery from the government for protection purposes, because it's not unheard of for people to be kidnapped and brought back to north korea.

>shit is Cuban missile crisis.
Remember last year when NK attacked SK border and killed some generals and shit escalated to the point where every single newfag on Sup Forums had to start one of this threads to "wait" for the inevitable "happening"? No? well I do.

that webm is adorable