How to explain to my Wife's Song why Hillary lost the election

>The Pantsuit and the Pumpkin
>Illustrated by some cuck. Narrated by a large dicked muscular aryan

A short short time ago, in a land not very far away. There lived a Pumpkin and a Pantsuit...

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Picture for ants
>you dun goofed

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Another picture for ants
>you dun goofed twice

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>it means you're the boss of everyone!
Fuck me I guess we're fascist now.

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This is one salty ass mother fucker

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I'm so pumped for Marine LePantsuit

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>she smells good
doubt that

>lmao it's just some letters lol!
Foreign agents working for America have had their cover blown and been executed because of the leaks caused by "some letters".

>The winner takes all
>It's the thrill of one more kill
>The last one to fall
>Will never sacrifice their will

>Don't ever look back on the world closing in
>Be on the attack with your wings on the wind
>Oh, the games will begin

>And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory... yeah
>It's ours for the taking
>It's ours for the fight
>Sweet, sweet, sweet victory... yeah
>And the one who's last to fall
>The winner takes all

>You don't win no silver
>You only lose the gold
>You push with a fever
>For your time keeps tolling on

>Against all the odds, against all your pain
>Your back's on the wall with no one to blame
>Wild hearts won't be tamed

>And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory... yeah
>It's ours for the taking
>It's ours for the fight
>Sweet, sweet, sweet victory... yeah
>And the one who's last to fall
>The winner takes all
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Wait I thought he was a pumpkin, now he's some kinda lizard?

This post right here

This is the post

What is Ivanka? I know it's going to be a pun but I can't think of any melons that fit

Lmao fuck Trumpkins

look deceased.

Ah. Good ol' liberal brainwashing of children into believing your politics because you are children yourselves.

I love when you leftists dont even try to hide your agenda you fucking cunts.

ban bossy

>Pantsuits running up to her
>implying they weren't just chimping out instead at DC and Berkley

Best title is best

HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE WUZ TROUSERS N SHIT?

i don't get it, is this supposed to be for children? literally lmaoing at the thought of liberals unironically reading this

>â–¶Sarah ((Silverbott))

Welcome to the new age, where liberals are going to weaponize their children as much as they can.

Love how white cucks like to portray Donald as some fat round manlet, when in reality he towers over all them - while also having quite good genetics. True he isn't in the best shape at 70 but when he was younger he put most of these fags to shame.

That's Newt. He has a nametag and everything.

>is this supposed to be for children?
Of course not, it's fucking satire.

top irony

>this time didn't dream alone
What? You mean excluding the entire democratic and republican parties?
I think Hilary is an example of SOMETIMES, no matter how much you cheat, if you're a repulsive old witch, you still can't win.

This.

Steal the flag!

Jesus fucking christ they're turning in to 1st world isis, brainwashing kids in to fighting for them.

bump because OP put in effort for once

lol we have the same crap

>And then Pantsuit said "NO IT'S MY TURN"
>All of the other pantsuits were found dead the next morning
>They had each shot themselves 18 times in the back of the head!

>a room shaped like a circle

Well he's got my vote

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Kek

tf2fag detected

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>that Putin
lmao

BAN
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wtf is this acid trip?

I wouldn't mind a centaur as a president. That's heavy metal as fuck.

>she smells good

>Hillary supporters are queen bitches, furries with fedoras and warning hair, and mindless robots
Top kek

My 8 year old loved it.

third party voting: the image.

>after all her hard work
>Hillary 'why am I not 50 points ahead' Clinton
>hard work

O I am laffin

Sup Forums edition when??

PSSSSSSSSH

derp

Thats Melon-ia

>regular-sized

These are interesting synonyms for "Rioted like hypocrites"

>Hulk Hoagie

Did anyone else fap when the pantsuit felt sad?

lol I really want to read this and post it on voocaro but my esl is shit lol