Foods you wish your country had

Why don't these exist in England ;_;

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how about you learn cooking

making these things isn't hard dumbass

theyre fucking disgusting bruv

ordered some the other day from some roleplay american place in brisbane. absolutely disgusting americans are fucking gross cunts hey

cheese steaks are literally just hot dog buns with mince meat and cheese in them lmao

i got a dr pepper and the shit tasted like some dirty arse medicine

got some onion rings which were pretty dece, but i got some ranch sauce and ranch is fucking putrid. all in all americans are fucking slobs and this is food for peasents and niggers

no white man should ever eat that nigger food

Make your own gayboi.

I eat one twice every day, no I'm not kidding.

They serve them at my Uni's cafeteria and it's the only decent grub around, they're fucking delicious.

cheese and meat in a baguette? bread in cheese?

why don't you fags make it yourselves?

>Cooking a burger and putting toppings on it makes it taste exactly like a big Mac

Lel

Thats definately not what it is, sounds like you got ripped off.

i'm lazy

philly cheesesteaks are good but overrated.

provolone > whiz

i do like having a whiz steak once in a while though.

Sorry your country's food is arguably the worst among developed nations.

I do enjoy a good English breakfast, though.

i wish i had a foreign friend to share food with

>Not having nandos

Pleb

Home cooked burger is better than fastfood

What shit are you mixing in the tea?

Ayo my ID almost says NIP.

I just came. Fuck I love brisket.

England doesnt have that? A baguette with beef, onions and cheese is too hard to come by on your entire Island?

Try making it following the following recipie;

>Cut open one baguette.
>Cook 200grams of beef and add onions towards the end of the cooking period.
>Add beef and onions and also whatever cheese you feel like (looks like cheddar in picture?)
>¿¿¿¿¿¿
>profitt min neger.

There you go.

You niggers eat green salty spread on toast. Get the fuck out of here.

Ur a fake nip tho, worst korea is a west puppet.

Nandos is shit mate

You know how Chinese restaurants aren't actually Chinese food? Well I'm sure it's the same with American food. A proper Philly cheese steak is fucking amazing.

Oh and ranch is fucking disgusting.

none America has them lmao eat shit rest of the world

They do.
cheesesteaks.co.uk/

>franklins
my nigga

them and la bbq are the only good things in austin.

>Can't find real icecream.
Lol nope.

>tfw everybody is too poor to afford good quality street food

>Australian cuisine

>real ice cream
p sure we can retard

not everybody is a pro chef like you

agreed

I had one in Philladelphia. was disgusting. they put vinegar on it :(

you can make philly cheese steaks better than some street vendor easily bro

I've always wanted to stuff my face with BBQ meats when I go to the US, some day. Then probably go to a shooting range.
Is Texas my best bet? Kinda worried about the amount of spics.

wiz wit, that's the shit

We best food tbqh

read a cook book you nigger mc donalds is trash

you use shitty process cheese

FAGGOT NO.

You cook the onions first with teriyaki sauce, THEN cook the beef or its fucked.

Listen up lardass, I'm gonna whip you into shape starting RIGHT NOW:
youtube.com/watch?v=I2QE_ryswh4

Itt: people too unskilled to cook their own food

I mean, if you like those yoga mat patties then yeah, you've got a problem, more than one from the sound of it. But the sauce, lettuce, tomato, and bread isn't exactly hard to come by, and everyone worth their salt in the kitchen can make a hamburger.

DIY faggot

that's the real shit

You don't like "Indian" curry or "Chinese" food?

Bruh...you gotta cook the onions first. Fuck out of here with that pansy shit.

Anything American. Specifically Twinkies alot of brands of cereal and cereal bars. We have them, but because its import the prices are sky high.

>ywn drink a refreshing original cold kompot in a summer day at the weekend in the sunset

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the only thing I'm actually jealous for is fresh seafood.

If the bongs invented vindaloo I'm cancelling my trip to Mumbai

I can't do dish washing m8

better to die hungary

Finland's gift to the world.

Any :(

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That looks like disgusting cheese wiz

W-whats that.

It looks sour and sweet at the same time; forgot pic

Cat food does exist user

Trust me, it's overrated

I wishe we had more american dishes in Pooland

Poop!

you wish Austria had junkfood to go?

lol sounds like you got a "Philadelphia-style steak sandwich" at Applebee's or something.

>i got a dr pepper and the shit tasted like some dirty arse medicine
Dr Pepper is the most vile soda I've ever tasted. How can people willingly drink a whole bottle of cough medicine?

Missouri has best bbq imo. But there is way to many niggers. Texas is probably your best bet.

lol Nandos is where chavs and niggers eat.

>Complains about American cuisine
>Meanwhile slathering vegemite on a piece of toast
Get the fuck out of here you roo fucking, bogan faggot lol. Cheesesteaks when made well are godly.

Are you watching the diet?

I'm a Brit.

Why don't we have milk in bags like canadians?

>Amerishart "cuisine".

There are no whites in Texas. Just Mestizo goblins.

Go to North Dakota.

...why didn't those take off among you people, actually? It seems like a perfect fit. Beef--y'all some steak and roast eating fools, you're all about that. Cheddar--you literally invented it. Bread--longstanding empirical data proves that you've mastered the art of putting shit on bread.

The Philly Cheesesteak seems like traditional English grub that just happens to have been invented somewhere other than England. I can easily imagine it being a hallmark of British cuisine, right beside your Bacon Sandwiches. Which are good by the way, don't let anyone tell you different, the recipe does not need to be more complicated than you typically make it.

>ywn experience that deliciousness of American cuisine.
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Except thats just a stupid thing to say.

It's pretty good, anywhere south has great bbq. The north has great seafood too.

The only people I know that drink soda are foreign

There's no way that's not a box of baby shit.

Five Goys is expensive and overrated. Literally a meme company made to appeal to liberal urban types.

>Applebee
can't remember the name. it was inside the airport. it tasted vile and disgusting and the fries were soft and pale like german tourists.

I've seen them in Sainsburys lad for 1.10

Texanon here, meats great and the guns are plentiful. Don't worry about the spics either.

i'm fine
thank you

A proper cheese steak is a thinly sliced sirloin sautéed with onions, green peppers, and mushrooms served on a French roll with provolone cheese and LTM. Sorry you got tricked into paying $10 for meat paste and cheese whiz.

>American cheese
DISGUSTING
SWISS OR BUST

Texas, Kansas City or Memphis are all good bets, but leave Memphis before it gets dark.

Actually, fuck it, go to Texas. It's pretty safe. Just stay out of places with a lot of niggers.

go to KC
>t. KC resident

Well, shit. Now I'm even more confused.
I'll probably stay for about a month, touring route 66 with some mates.
May go out of my way to drive to Austin or something.

It's rye pudding you uncultured swine

porridge made of water and malt. usually eaten at easter. Mämmi is the name. I don't like it.

Red meat, white meat, cereals, dairy products, grains, vegetables and fruits

I love Dr pepper... it's the only cola I'll drink other than Jul-Must:,)

I've made my own kompot actually, pretty nice and easy

dont go to texas KC is the renown american BBQ city, those posters are texas cucks.

I'm an amerifat but even I am appalled one of my fellow countrymen had the audacity to put cheeze-wiz on prime rib.

Dont believe the spic meme, I lived 5 years in Dallas and is crowded with my kind in there, but believe me 90% of pochos/chicanos that I met there were good people, just dont get any close to south texas, people down there are savages no matter their race

Also stuff your face with delicious meat is a MUST in your life

underrated

do you want some antibiotics with your order? :^)

If i remember correctly the original recipe for it, the one you'd get at the pharmacy, had like cough syrup, prune juice, and a couple other things. It's delicious.

Mein negro

>tfw Pagano's Cheese steak master race
>tfw risk my life to traverse Ogontz Ave. every time I visit my family in Philly
>Worth it every time

North Dakota doesn't even have bbq... soo. Good luck? Lol