Hey pol I'm in NYC, I live here, and have my entire life. Almost Everyone I know and love is in NYC, what's gonna happen tomorrow? Will I die? I don't want to die. I'm only still in my teens. You know, if I die tomorrow at least I'm not a virgin. My name is Jack, I'm not a racist or a sexist, I just visits this site when I'm bored. Please Remember me if I die tomorrow. Thank you.
I'm scared, I don't want my whole family to die. I don't want my entire life to evaporate from a bomb.
APRIL 26 , spare me nigga.
Jace Anderson
Bump for comforting
Lincoln Gomez
If you're on pol youre a virgin
Anthony Perez
>If you're on pol youre a virgin
Dylan Diaz
I thought it was a dude from the thumbnail fuck you OP for making me look at that
Juan Diaz
this
Alexander Sanders
Non-virgin reporting in. FAKE NEWS!
Owen Torres
Do farts that come out from stretched butt cheeks sound the same?
Elijah Bell
poorfag edition: if that worried, grab a blanket, buy some plastic for a tarp and ground covering to sleep under tarp and some granola bar, take a bus into jersey or upstate and camp in the woods. if bomb, you live (a bit at least), if no bomb, contemplate nature. learn how to walk on dirt instead of concrete.
spendthrift version: go to a fucking b&b up the valley and shop for bad antiques. retur and post your tchotchkes, or burn them for warmth as the world ends
Logan Martin
disgusting roastie, delete this
Leo Myers
...
Alexander Green
I want to lick that butthole vro
Parker Smith
congrats on having sex with one person
James Ross
At first I thought her labia was a hanging ball sack and it was a trap.
Camden Robinson
What a pathetic insult.
Easton Anderson
>tfw im in nj and just far enough away to watch the blast without being vaporized
this is gunna be comfy
Camden Nguyen
congrats you had sex for the first time in your dreams
Michael Hughes
MOAR NOW
Noah Nguyen
t. average italian highscooler retard
Carson Cruz
Esatto e scopo anche
Ethan Watson
Sticazzi, sei entrato nel mondo degli adulti, bravo cucciolo!
Dylan Diaz
Grazie caro bufu
Brody Ramirez
That was so fucking weird I thought you had a dick from the thumbnail but when I opened it you didn't.
Joshua Clark
Wait what's supposed to happen tomorrow?
..is this supposed to be a warning?
Jackson Bell
Autism doesn't stop you from getting laid
Caleb Young
Fuck you. BURN IT ALL
Jackson Butler
Is it now, well it shouldn't easy though
Kayden Long
be*
Jason Stewart
NYC is a hub for kikery and also one of the most multikulti'd cities in America. Coincidence? Absolutely.
Carson Perry
its just the roast beef making the thumbnail an illusion
Jason Rivera
...
Ethan Price
>get excited to see some trap ass and balls >it's actually just a roastie fuck you OP
Easton Walker
would sniff/10
Chase Parker
Stop these fucking LARP threads.
Jaxson Wilson
yeah women are disgusting
Benjamin Williams
I have a child on the way
Adrian Rogers
Penis between your pasta
Leo Robinson
>canadian roastie worship
Lucas Bailey
You must be from new york to be that dumb.
Jacob Sanchez
girl's asses smell like shit.
...almost always.
Owen Brown
>This level projection Speak for yourself buddy, sex isn't particularly difficult to come by in modern society, theres sloots left right and centre. Even seeing sex as an achievement says a lot about your character as you have to have a very specific level of autism to not get laid.
James Gonzalez
I can never tell when something is real or fake.
I think OP is talking about operation Gotham Shield
Gavin Gomez
Bumpfort for comfort
Joseph Jackson
faggot no they don't, they smell musky which is basically pheromones
James Johnson
what the fuck is this thread?
Henry Gray
Leaf
Zachary Ross
Same here, what a disappointment
Noah Wilson
You'll be okay, Jack. Nothing will happen. Even in the off chance it happens, we will remember you
Long Live Jack!
Carson Young
FLLLLLLLLLLRRRT
Matthew Gray
if get kek swallows NY in hellfire but spares commiefornia, which becomes the bonafide containment state for jews, darkies, and lefty whites
Isaiah White
Don't worry, Jack. As long as you remember the basics of CQC, you'll be fine.
Christopher Foster
You should go check out the MetLife stadium tomorrow, there's free candy.
Andrew Jones
It just sounds like a soft puff of air. There's no skin for the sound to reverberate against
Brayden Peterson
>tomorrow
it's not happening until the 16th of May, relax
Owen Lee
Ugh, I was thinking this exact same thing. Wtf has the internet done to me, seriously. I'm married with 3 kids for christ's sake.
Ethan James
LET IT HAPPEN
Christopher Ramirez
>click on thumbnail expecting boipucci and a small nutsack >it's a fucking vagina
