Be American

>be American
>get shot

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>Be leaf
>get flooded with rapeugees
But hey look on the bright side aleast it's legal to get a blowjob from a dog in Canada so you got that going for you.

>be leaf
>rape dog

who are you quoting?

>Be leaf lose 24% of softwood sales overnight.

>be leaf
>be so dependent on stronger nations you have no national identity
Literally a nation of cucks

>be American
>shoot leafs

>be French
>get shot

YOU SAY 'NO' TO MY AR-15, YOU FUCKIN' PRICK! YOU AIN'T GONNA ABLE TO SAY 'NO' TO ME WHEN I GET TO YOUR HOUSE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!

>Be leaf
>get CHINKED

>Be canadian
>get shot by illegal firearm and die because you couldn't get one legally to defend yourself
Huh.

>Be Swede
>Get anally raped by a syrian hobo
>Go on TV to tell the world you were raped... by a white man

>be fatty
>get flooded with rapefugees, jews, indian tech support AND mexicans
>m-m-m-mmuh leaf!!

>be leaf. get arrested for hate speech.

>Be Australian applying for American citizenship
>Failed my shart exam

What the fuck do I do?

>be Australian
>you know what we do here

>be leaf
>fuck dogs

>Be somali
>Get money from Swede betas
>Rape their bitches
>Live long and prosper

>be american innocent old guy mind his own business
>hear joy lane
>get shot

>be canadian
>get shot by americans tired of your shit posts

MARK MY WORDS! ONE OF THESE DAYS LEAF! ONE OF THESE DAYS!

>be Uzbekistani
>live in only doubly landlocked country except for Liechtenstein

>Be brazilian
>Inject plastic in your biceps to look big
>Die

eat more burgers
I bet you can't even eat $50 worth of McDonald's in a single meal
We only accept the best. If you can't hack it your only option is to pay Juan to smuggle you over the border and hope you don't get ICEd

Come over here on holiday and talk to women. They will hear that accent and want to fuck. Sling that root to em good enough and they will marry you. Try a libshit state because they will think you are progressive, colleges are good hunting grounds.

Rich coming from a favela rat.

>be american
>complain about favelas when detroit exists

Bazinga

>be canadian
>get raped my muslim
>go to jail for saying something bad about that muslim

>Be American
>Drop out of society because everything is a jewish trick and your president is a puppet
fuck it.

Would brazil pay us to nuke their favelas?
I mean if we are headed to nuclear war, we should do something good for the world.

The woods are calling

>be leaf
>get raked

>Be Canadian
>Don't have a gun to defend yourself
>Be a disarmed slave to the system

>the slug lodges in layers of fat
>never comes near a vital organ
>be fine after a few hours in the E.R.
>bill is $1,325,248.99

>be kiwi
>how is that possible kiwi is a fruit

>be leaf
>be imprisoned for misgendering someone

Even leafs got more guns per capita than you

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimated_number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country

Even knives are outlawed (depending on the length). It should be a human right to own a weapon of some sort. Our ancestors carried swords out in the open to ensure they could defend themselves from certain danger. Nearly everybody did back then.

>be leaf
>quote bogus gun numbers

Cause we're small, cunt. 4.5 fucking million, and what's Canada? 20+ million?!

>be American
>shoot people

>less populous than my flyover state

how are the gun laws in NZ?

It's per 100 people

Just like Canada's.

>Be Canadian
>Have a tariff placed on all your goods and you become a third world nation
rekt

You're losing freedom of speech.
You're gaining excessive kebab.
Feminists, Commies, Antifa, Salafists and other cunts infest your land.
It's going to be funny to watch you turn into a third world nation.

>be american

>be american
>eat garbage

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All also apply to you although youre already ~56% white and non-white births are already a majority

> be innocent man
> ape starts yelling at you
> get shot by ape

>american
>innocent
Nice try, Tyrone

>be leaf
>be byproduct of america
youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0

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>1 post by this ID
>1 post by this ID

SAGE

why are all Canadians like angry manlets

>be any country that's not the U.S.
>bow down to and accept every U.S. decision

>be any country that's not Israel
>bow down to and accept every Israelian decision
Fixed that for you, my obese friend

>be any country that's not the U.S.
>bow down to and accept every U.S. decision

Whatever you say, gypsy retard.
I do nothing at all in my daily life that benefits Israel.

>I do nothing at all in my daily life that benefits Israel.
usdebtclock.org/

>be Canadian
>get shot, stabbed, beheaded and eaten by lunatics who are shortly afterwards released into society with no supervision but it's okay because you can just go home afterward to your $2 million garden shed and legally throatfuck your dog before settling in to play the latest $80 video game

>believing there's "debt" to anyone or anything outside of personal finances

typical brainless gypsie

>Fuckkingdedafxdddjhgalkhfahfl.jpg
At least I'm not a retarded half-chimp

>be Canadian
>fuck dogs

>be french
>get run over by allah akbar in a truck

>be candadian
>loose soft wood market in america
>economy crashes
sage
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shareblue bots are back and spamming hardcore

>be netherlands
>talk funny
>take in rapefugees to get attention
>no one cares
>swedistan and germanistan get all the credit
>"bu-buh i have decriminalized weed"

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Did it happen again or is this just a general thing

I ain't even gonna deny that our "justice" is fully oriented on not punishing anyone, but trying to redeem them and readapt them for society.
And it IS bad. Not all people WANT redemption for their crimes, and that is why some lunatics need to be put behind bars for the rest of their lives, not twenty years.
Beside, its retarded, because most high-paying jobs won't even hire you if you killed a man, so we're literally bringing back these people in shit-tier jobs or in welfare, which cripples our economy.

>be Canadian
>get arrested for talking bad about muslims

>be somali
>have 26 illegitimate swedish mulattos
>police dont want to touch me because they will be called racist
>government gives me luxury apartment, money, food, and high paying job
>swedistan is best country

That's it!! You're getting tariffed

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At least we dont have policticians like Barbahlo who steals billions from people.

also i dont have to worry about my fingers getting cut off by kidnappers

>be Netherlands
>be a non-country and get OTTOMAN'D

>not being Dutch Empire whitey overlords
>eat burgers and get nig'd instead

must feel bad

>be american
youtube.com/watch?v=R53-bN6UrB8

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

and hookers

>being so far left you volunteer to be shills
kek

>be Dutch
>anglobois, france and spanish attack us
>wreck their shit
>sail up thames and steal their flagship
>defeat western "empires"
>couple of hundred years later colonials are buttblasted by this

feels gud to be the whitest

a reformation, perhaps?

>be a leaf
>be a boring cuck that drink milk from a bag like a degenerate

>be canadian
>become cancer incarnate
remember to sage all leaf threads

>be
>American

>ITT BUTTBLASTED BURGER

every time kek

OP is less of a faggot today.

And it all burned down.