Blocks your path

Blocks your path.

Throw a grain of rice and they'll all converge on it.

I demand execution by icbm nuclear weapon

>test nukes
>volcano erupts

10/10

If the US has to hold back and not bomb the shit of Nork infrastructure, these guys might actually be able to put up a fight for a few weeks. Kinda scary desu. China should handle it though. They need the combat experience.

>Their only weakness....
CAPATILISTIC DEGENERACY!!!!

fpbp

fpbp

DAMN!

ask them to please go back to canada. we're full

Calmly step over them

*make slanty eyes*
*salute grorious reader*
*annyeounghasseayyo fellow best koreans*

give them cheeseburgers. they'll defect immediately.

...

>Shows penis

Hair goals desu

>Mastadonic!

How can burgers compete?

Kill yourself, real men buy a pair of clippers and shave their own hair and beard once it gets long. Hairstyles are for betas.

Fuck China desu, they are like the only thing keeping these retards afloat

Ayo hol up
*Struggles to reload ww2 gun*
You be sayin
*starves*
We be soldiers an sheit?

Jesus Christ that dude is yuuuuge!

to victory

This.....

>only 3 feet of dick in that picture
yeah, Im not worried

Meanwhile

>US drafts 100,000 men at random
>statistically 12,000 of these men are dindus, many from the projects that are unable to function in modern civilization
>18,000 are Mexicans many of whom will leave if drafted as they have no loyalty to the US
>35,700 of them are obese, 6,600 morbidly obese
>6,000 are first generation immigrants i.e. poo in loos, chinks, legal mexicans, etc
>not to mention all of the city numales, hipsters, etc

>they'd probably try to draft women too

Would be hilarious to be honest.

*Asks if they have room for one more*

Half of them are about to collapse of starvation and I bet nobody has any bullets. I'll just continue on my way thanks.

meanwhile irl
>us just sends everything its got at the norks
>suffer very minimal casualties