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lol, bullshit

"look hans, some boars to fuck"
>it all goes horribly wrong

Is this the new emu war?

Exellend

It's all true

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BASED BOARS

>Things that happened
>This
Gee, I wonder if this is 1984 tier propaganda for idiot americlaps.

Kinda torn here because I want ISIS to kill more faggot Kurds before they get rekt.

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SOMEBODY GET THOSE PIGGIES A MEDAL. YEEE YEE YEE!!

>hans

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Checked

Kek confirms

Would this be the most haram way to die?

Mother Of All Bacons

Checked and keked - looks like Satan is bringing home the bacon.

burr

The wild boars were sent by our Christian Lord. Praise God.

memes aside, i was thinking the same thing

>Pigs killing their own kind.

How is this news?

Oh, hans.....

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Those sand niggers must have shit their pants when they seen those hogs come running into their position and ripped them to shreds. Definitely one of the worst for a Muslim to die which makes it all the sweeter.

people in florida hunt wild boar for fun with nothing but a knife all the time

solve isis problem by sending floridians to Isistan

Hahahahahaha. Gonna go rope me some wild hogs and make them my militants.

boars count as pigs right? so that means those three go to muslim hell correct?

they'll be going to normal hell my fellow burger

HAHA get fucked scripting Esti
You usually manage to call it, script go a little awry?

Boar is a wild pig

>emu war flashbacks.

>boars in a fucking desert
>in a fucking desert
>a 1000 year old Muslim desert

Sounds bullshit tbqh

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a sight for sore eyes.

>belong to religion that considers pigs unholy
>3 killed in combat by pigs

what did allah mean by this?

check um

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>Air drop a few thousand emus onto Arabian peninsula
>ISIS, Al Qaeda, Islamic extremism eradicated within 5 years
>Emu populations work to contain Zionist state of Israel
>Jews worldwide emigrate from western countries in order to defend their homeland
>World peace achieved within 10 years

Why do Jews and Muslims fear the emu?

lol u wish
>australia attempts to round up emus for air drop
>emus hijack planes, gain air superiority over the continent
>emus take out the government with a few well-placed strikes
>remaining aussies beg the US to intervene

keep slobbering on my cock dirty island anglo

>implying Aussie-Emu hostilities continue after decades of peace
>implying we don't already have emu divisions in our special forces
>implying they don't already control our government
>implying you are a homosexual that fantasises about men sucking your cock

"American education"

>he doesn't realize the best defense against the jews is a lack of (((education)))
when giga-kike comes, ya'll will be begging for our help, just like in WWII

wild boars were offended when 3 islam militants claimed their brown supremacy over these dark skinned animals

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>yfw these were CIA trained weaponized boars
>the CIA is now using boar based weaponry to strike fear into the hearts of muslims

i just hope they dont boar them to death

i bet training them must be boaring

B A S E D
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Thank you based boars.

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How the fuck does a boar kill a grown man?

wild boars are dangerous a/f

How can Australian """"""men""""""" compete?

DIGITS! praise KEK

A boar killed fucking Genghis Khan. Theyre monsters.

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JOHN BACON

lel

Hogzilla is not just a maymay...

Imagine a go cart coming at you fast with spears on the front.

dont be stupid. its alot of forests in syria and iraq

that'll do pig

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obviously guerrilla marketing for the next Far Cry game

Are they really big and just gang up on you, making it difficult to not get hit? It seems like they arent that big or have large enough tusks to do major damage.

A fully grown boar has tusks long enough to disembowel a man, can run faster than we can, and is nearly bulletproof from the front.

The boar war

they've got thick, bullet resistant skulls, and they're aggressive and stupid

it may seem that way, but those piggies will fuck you up unless you've got a 10mm

>send in boar death squads to kill kabab
>win
Everything went better than expected.

If theyre as tough as you say they are how come I havent heard about it before?

because mudslimes are fucking stupid and probably yelled allahu ackbar at the boars as they tore their bellies open instead of I dunno going up a tree or standing on a truck

>ISIS releases video of them beheading boars

The is the most obvious and patently false propaganda I have seen in some time.

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>boars have bulletproof heads
>even though they supposedly "evolved" during thousands of years
>modern bullets have roughly 2 centuries

This is what evolutionists believe

Easily? A male can weigh hundreds of pounds. If they knock you over they will just sit on you and they are strong and tough as fuck, they sharp as fuck teeth and tusks, can stomp you to death, will eat anything and are notoriously bad tempered. They will literally just knock you over and start eating you and unlike dogs there is no good grappling place because of the amount of fat and muscle they have

btw: this is what pigs used to look like, also called "hell pigs". 7 feet high at tha shoulder, weighing over 1500 lbs, skulls alone could be over three feet long with the most fucked up array of teeth and tusks you ever seen. Could run as fast as a deer and lived in packs. Cave men had to fight these things.

>Author: John Bacon
I have doubts

hehehe, killed by their 2nd worse enemy.. Pork.

>bullet resistant
>bulletproof
>resistant
>proof

i see you've learned how to read and write, but you've got a long way to go before you achieve jr. high levels of reading comprehension, monkey

you are a nu-male faggot that lives on the internet, and not even the fun part. the libshit part.

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>Cavemen had to fight these things.

Wild boar are still problem now for people with actual weapons, and they're barely 2-3 feet in height

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youtu.be/86-M3rwL6ts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig

Boars are no joke

>google this, thinking it's canadian shitposting
>it's not
yeah, i'm kind of glad these things aren't around anymore

>numbers

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>be ISIS
>get mauled by boars
best timeline desu

Said someone who's very clearly never been hunting before. Fun fact, the ONLY landmass on the planet that will not have an Asiatic boar problem is antarctica, and that's because we haven't been stupid enough to bring them there, yet.

youtube.com/watch?v=yMNXH3Ehd-Q

KEK

WHERES YOUR HALAL NOW MUDSLIMES

>Wild boars now funded by CIA black ops in Afghanistan
>Wild Boars good goys
>neo con boars
>Russia claims to have SUPER wild boars
>etc

All Sup Forums threads in the coming weeks

i swear im going crazy. Im pretty convinced that kek is actually communicating to us through gets

Kek has heard you. He will return these beasts from the past to fight the wars of the future.

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This pig patrols the San Fran airport, I am surprised no SJWs have had him fired.

lol, no.

But it doesn't mean there isn't something, something that probably does not care about you or any of us beyond USE, in the other side of this "ouija board" we observe.

It's always a good idea to give your power away to divinationists, and all other magic bullshit.

It don't care about you, just like another politician to be honest.