Be me

>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!

$5.99 must be a typo, right? That's way too good of a deal.

Not a typo at all my friend! Head on down to Burger King today and get a cheap, tasty meal!!

Viral marketing for burger king or advanced moose nigger shit posting. I can't decide. I think the later.

>moose nigger
lovely term.
Do they eat moose?

No thanks, faggot. Wendy's is just down the road.

Unless Burger King serves moose, no we don't! Ha ha.

Of Course it a leaf post

burger king is native reservation tier garbage
the white man eats 5 guys

is this a 50's larp thread again