Shia here . Well no French fries for me I guess , I can't even eat at a fucking Bueno Taco! Can't live my life anymore , so I'm here to say I quit. I wanted to relinquish to yourselves my flag and my art , but before l do here is a story and my heart .
I saw an automobile in Lapland once when I was younger in acting , Now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. I say to myself lots that I wouldn't give in but I here, take a piece of my soul .
You might not know this cause of the gag order but I am being sued by all the people I assaulted, all the "nazis" and I am sorry , doesn't change how I acted or the amount of money it's costing me. The parole board got me into this halfway house and a job bagging groceries at the Foodway. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much. Since my last movie bombed I'm just trying my best.
Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jaiden might show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends.
I have trouble sleeping at night. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am.
Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. But I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay.
I doubt they'll kick up any fuss.
You have defeated my guys , I will fade into obscurity Not for an old crook like me.
If he ever recovers from that depresion he should do a continuation to Constantie with him being a fallen angel.
Landon Martin
Here's the kicker nazi... an actor as good as me , using a movie reference , are you mind fucked yet? You will never find the flag and that tweet I posted is a lie , I've been "POACHING" you little turds , everything I do is calculated , I am The best god damn fucking actor in my Age and casting range. I gave Marky Mark Transformers role cause I got tired of stupid CGI no acting movie!! See me In fury ? Yeah that's right
Matthew Kelly
Reeeeeeeeeeee
Nathaniel Mitchell
Funny shit here. A Shia vs Sup Forums movie could actually make LaBoof some money!
Jacob Collins
This Gentleman gets it........ maybe a future project
John Gonzalez
Face and time stamp my dude
Ethan Cooper
I recognize this speech from Drawn Together but I wonder if they cribbed it from someone else?
Liam Morgan
normies aren't going to give a shit about some internet board, but if you are shia and you really want to do some damage
Thomas Jones
>not recognizing fresh pasta
Thomas Walker
Let's do an AMA , ask me ANYTHING
Zachary Lopez
Sorry you ran into a bootlicking pussy.
Jonathan Reed
When are you finally going to kill your handler?
Carson Hall
how long does it take your penis to go from flacid to fully erect under self stimulation with your non dominant hand?
Henry Cruz
No man. I guarantee none of us saw you in fucking Fury, kek.
Alexander Johnson
Why do men have nipples?
Chase Wright
I'm not Corey Feldman or Ilishia Wood! Plus I'm practice non hirable anymore so I don't have a handler , I have an agent but he takes all my money and puts it up His nose .
Elijah King
According to you 4chaners I have no cock.
Noah Brooks
Same reason women have leg hair
Jace Roberts
not buying it!!! women have leg hair to keep their legs warm in the cold. What purpose do nipples serve on a man. we dont breastfeed.
Jackson Hernandez
tfw
Joshua Reyes
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SHITPOSTING IDENTITY?
Grayson Anderson
>basis his existence on fast food and his ability to consume said fast food
Not sure what you want, bro. Pity?
Elijah Reyes
Protip: kill your ego and be reborn. After that you won't care about bad fame, just use it as your advantage. Yes people are that dumb and also trash.
Levi Hughes
How much did you pay for the opportunity to molest Maddie Ziegler?
Lucas Morris
Well you're very plausible. If Sup Forums really led to the destruction of your life I'm sorry for that. They loved the fun.
Michael Hall
eat shit
Henry Cook
Shit I haven't watched the Shawshank Redemption since I was redpilled. Now I need to rewatch it to double-check for Jewish narratives.
Dylan Parker
I second that notion of faggotry. KeK
Carter Lee
...
David Lee
Shawshank redemption old reds after he got out of prison
Jose Thompson
tl;dr
Henry Green
Is that your blood?
Xavier Nguyen
You mean your "art."
Jeremiah Richardson
>when you take your own advice to "just do it" and follow your dreams >and it all eventuated into a fucking nightmare >2017
Liam Rivera
Obviously this isn't him but did he ever post here? I missed a lot of the Shia shit but it seems likely he has considering how butthurt he is at Sup Forums for ruining his gay little art projects.
Zachary Fisher
Answered
Hudson Lewis
kys jew
you got divided by us
Tyler Bell
Hmm, this might actually be Shia, guys.
Reads exactly like something he would plagarize.
Ryder Martin
aah i see we haven an internet aristocrat here..good trolling sir!
Elijah Myers
Sup Forums is not your enemy. This is free-speach. The chans are the only real forums. You won't get censored here.
Gavin Phillips
...
Ayden Gray
>shia is in finland >flag Kys
Anthony Ward
>Hmm, this might actually be Shia, guys. tits and timestamp were not provided, so I am going to go with LARPER.
Angel Jackson
Timestamp or fake shia
Ryder Harris
why do you keep posting this?
Evan Jones
How does it feel, becoming a meme, a joke? Are you proud of what you've become?
Jayden Flores
If this is LaBeef, keep in mind that he doesn't know what timestamp means. AND he doesn't understand, at all, the ettiquette of communication on this board. That, and he's a psychopathic retard. So if this IS Shia (it isn't), he probably has no idea how to actually prove it. Because he's dumber than dog shit.
Chase Morales
Kek'd i guess you're right
Evan Howard
How big was his BBC?
Luis Gutierrez
>I have an agent but he takes all my money and puts it up his nose.
That's a shame. Same game as always, I guess.
You need to do a tranquil trip somewhere with some Cambodian cubensis.
Get your mind right, you're much too angry. Not aware enough.
Benjamin Mitchell
Shiria LeBeef is here to cry some more
Jeremiah Davis
Obviously to play with fagtron
Joshua Powell
Agree You need to look in the mirror and have a good, honest, conversation with the person that looks back at you. Make it right with Shia, Shia. Only then can you find inner peace.
Ayden Hernandez
I saw Shia LeBeouf at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Jacob Evans
is that from the h3h3 copypasta on reddit?
Jonathan Morales
Post time stamp or GTFO
Austin Powell
Not for an old crook like me. God damnit
Logan Russell
OK this is not true I am absolutely a gentleman and a scholar to all my fans and even strangers. I did a whole goddamn already exhibit where I just met people and cried with them
