Literal Happening - California

Just witnessed four triangular shaped planes fly over our house near Fresno, CA. Each of them heading south. Appear to be B2's.

This mean literally nothing

>Happening

Keep talking, nothing will happen for the rest of the year.

bump

Calm down you conspiratard, it was UFOs

My tv signal just cut out wtf???

yeah I guess your right. kys anyways

Really? At 9:41pm?

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805 here, some twin engine fighter was going west towards the coast. Was just over my house

LARP: the post

>insignificant states get flown over once
>i-its a happening?!
>meanwhile, the important states get flown over so often they're literally called the flyover states

i just heard a nuclear submarine out in my creek boys ids happening desu

from 9:20 to 9:35; each following one another at distances apart that seemes identicall spaced

Test launch of an Air Force Global Strike Command unarmed Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missile is scheduled for
Wednesday, April. 26, between 12:01 a.m. to 6:01 a.m.
www.vandenberg.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/1160192/minuteman-iii-scheduled-to-launch/

5:38AM EST

So you picked out three individual black planes on a black sky, that are purposely built to not be seen at night...

Get near Vandenberg AFB we need some video of the Minuteman test.

We never seen shit like this before. where we are at. thought it was weird especially before the day everyone is chimping out about

Don't all the b2s fly out of missouri or some shit? no way they are southbound over Fresno on any route

impossible, you can't see stealth plane

Yea guys I'm the president of the military and some crazy stuff is going down . Not all the facts are in yet, but it looks like a happening. Will keep Sup Forums posted. You're /ourguys/

i think from one of those central states is where ther based. that's also why we were freaking out about it

thats not why they are built that way lol...
it keeps radar from detectable refection patterns.

They test flew them over my house in Kansas when I was a kid.

The traffic light at the corner was out.

I think this is it

Yeah, whiteman AFB. 509th bomb wing. I doubt any spirits took off, let alone to California.

Holy fuck, just caught this outside my window!

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!

What if the stealth plane unstealth

that's a coded message

Can confirm. I live right next to a Military base and sirens are going off like crazy. Tons of fighter jets have been taking off and we've had an earthquake too.

Great Britain reporting. Just had a whizz fly pass over my 2 up 2 down, anyway must get the tea on

I know, I get it. but no BS. We saw this

Slow day on the internet huh spencer

would it still be a stealth plane if unstealth?

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I live in Lompoc CA, which is a couple miles away from Vandenberg, I dont hear shit for planes, but I cant wait to watch the launch.

Exactly. Fuck, this board sucks

APRIL 26TH

West Texas reporting in. Some holes have opened in the ground near Lawn and there is stream coming out. Sirens just started up.

Holy shit I think a rocket just launched.


If I don't post again, remember that traps are gay.

What if the stealth mechanics is on cooldown and you have to wait a certain time to use the stealth again.

I been spamming people on craigslist all night thats how bored i am

I should try that.

Fuck, this flew over my house low and fast I'm scared

Ask your dad who wishes he just let your mom blow him while he finished his game of f-19 stealth fighter instead of fertilizing your retarded ass.

working on decoding it now, i think im on to something big

They're here they're here they're here oh my god

Why is this happening

OH MY GOODNESS! AIRPLANES IN THE SKY! WHOA! WAIT, GUYS... WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT!? OH MY GOOOOD, THERE'S A CAR DRIVING ON THE ROAD! HOLY MACKEREL! THIS TRULY IS THE END TIMES!!

Even if OP is a larper i can tell you that you can see this kind of planes without problem. They have lights, they fly low and they are noisy as fuck. I lived many years near an Air Forces base for many years and i've seen lots of "stealth" planes like that

I just smoked some beer

Alright, just took this pic from my front deck in Seoul. It's heading north.

>yfw kim's first strike is on Berkely tomorrow
>yfw antifa and /r/the_donald taken out in one sweet moment

DO IT KIMMI YA FAT FUCK DO IT

It is almost as if the military are using their equipment to maintain mechanical & personnel readiness...
Weird.
Definite happening.

OH FUCK IT'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE MILITARY! Everyone be on your best behavior.

Also, central Ky here! There's a giant white glowing half ball over my house right now. Has some gray spots. Me and my family are freaking the fuck out ABSOLUTELYTARIAN HAPPENING

Trips decides if the happening happens

ANSOTOOTLEY HAPPIDASTING!!!

at whiteman area- heard a-10's earlier but it was too cloudy to see them. happens every day. nothing else tho.

>doesnt take into account pyongyang's timezone

This, they're called "stealth" planes because they evade radar, not human sight or hearing.

is your last name Long?

323 here. I saw a convoy of military looking planes over my house about 10 minutes ago

;) first name richard

They're probably just testing new ways to deport illegals back to their home countries.

wrong and a stupid joke

949 here all quiet On the western front. Not happening

Just like this thread.

Italy here

There has been a huge movement of us planes nearby, we're talking about C5s and F-15s. I saw five cargos escorted by two fighters each and I'm far from Aviano

Strange. Normally they don't fly those over civilian airspace during the day.

wot u say about my f-19 m8?

I was in SF during the blackout on Friday.. A lot of chopper activity. Kinda weird.

the whole event felt off

you're a fucking faggot dude if you dont think this thread is valid why do you post to it? fuck finland

Really did. Backpacked through the whole city and you can feel it on edge. And I come up here at least twice a week. Only a hour train ride.

This reply from you alone made it more than worth it.

>Just witnessed four triangular shaped planes fly over our house

>Witnesses stealth fighter jets
>stealth fighter jets
>stealth
>witnessed

Why don't I believe you?

glad to be helpful now gtfo and get cucked by muslims

>implying stealth jets are entirely invisible and are allowed to fly outside of combat zones without their lights on

faggot kys or learn military procedure

Fucking lying piece of sh-

54 F-18s just flew over, wtf is going on?

dude i just saw 30,000 A-10's breaking the sound barrier over my flat in new york ww4 is starting

Film it and post on youtube i want to see also

wtf? nukes going off in my backyard ww4 for sure!

No you didn't

okay

I'll try not to fall asleep, I've watched several of these before its pretty neat seeing what could possibly be the end of us. Also we get pretty cloudy skies here too so visibility may be an issue.

Being this stupid.

Just saw a guy in camo pants at a norcal gas station. I think he was headed for Syria.

Is it happening?

awhh kek delivered trips to you i am sorry friend

NAS Pt. Mugu

Because that these are "stealth" Jets doesnt mean you just cant see them, THE RADARS cant see them, but you could be able to see then, unless they have theyr lights off, wich if im not wrong, they only does when behind enemy lines.

Also, these are your own army planes assholes...

Unless this is iluminaty related.

So Gomorrah (aka LA) is about to get nuked? It's about fucking time!

>Missouri
So where that one guy is saying the EMP will be centered then? And the state that the Best Korean satellite paths over?

check'd

Sure.

>t. 60% white

WTF I JUST SAW A NUKE BY MY HOUSE GUYS??? IS IT HAPPENING?? OMG!

im white as fuck m8 stop embarrassing yourself

NC here just saw the HMS Ambush ride by my house. worried

Your country sure as hell isn't though.

lel

in fact i am literally 30 miles or so from whiteman afb you faggot seriously you know nothing please just die in your stupid cuck country usa usa usa

Oh no! Its almost like pilots need to log flight hours or something! Its almost like flying at night is a training requirement!

kys OP

Not every movement of military vehicles is a happening