It's 8:59 pm on a Friday in July in 2019

>It's 8:59 pm on a Friday in July in 2019
>It's 173 degrees (Kelvin) outside, brisk
>The ocean waves gently crash against the shores of Denver
>9:00 pm
>Fade to black
>IT'S SCIENCE TIME!!!!!!
>The crowd roars in elation
>Bill Nye is walking on a tight rope across the stage with a blue Erlenmeyer flask in one hand and a pink one in the other
>You know kids
>We used to think there were only two genders, male and female!
>The crowd hisses and rips out their Harry Potter thesaurus preparing for a volley of political references
>Nowadays, it's not quite that simp-
>He falls and spins through the air towards his stage made out of solar panels, death is eminent
>SAVE ME SCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIENCE
>He stops 5 feet off the ground, both flasks still intact
>You see folks, we can actively control gravity!
>The white patriarchy that gravity has exerted over us for so long can now simply be defeated by thinking it so!
>He dumps the flasks in a large beaker that's in the shape of a dragon dildo
>The compounds swirl about
>If you look closely.............
>You can see nature sorting itself out the way it was created!
>The crowd is hushed, looking astounded at the theistic reference
>HA, JUST KIDDING, GOD IS.......
>The crowd screams in synchronization with Bill
>DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>The flask has now settled into a perfectly stratified vertical rainbow
>Each stratum can be viewed as one gender!
>The crowd is in awe
>And each stratum has multiple sub-atomic stratum that we can't even see!
>The crowd is absolutely enthralled, squeaking with joy at the majesty of science
>Bill hops on his segway and zips across the solar stage
>Now folks what do we think about the bible
>The crowd boos at the top of their lungs and visibly shakes
>The idea that this world was CREATED..........PREPOSTEROUS!
>The crowd erupts with applause and laughter, 350 babies are spontaneously conceived and simultaneously aborted

>stop being christian

>be christian

Why are Americans so butthurt about atheists?

> 173 degrees (Kelvin) outside

where the fuck do you live?

Fucking love reading new bill nye episodes
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>>It's 173 degrees (Kelvin) outside, brisk
Is this you?

Stop being Christian

Kek

They probably don't want to die like Europe. Atheism always harbingers the end of civilization, bringing about low fertility rates

>173 K
>Brisk

>173k
>waves
Is this taking place on Titan?

Slide thread

is joke about the future and global warming hee haaw

>It's 173 degrees (Kelvin) outside, brisk
Dude what

>173 kelvin
>-100 C

Mate

>It's year 2127
>The only television show on air is Bill Nye's show
>But it's not television, it's a holograph beamed directly to the eyeballs
>Gov't issued, Nye-approved loud speakers everywhere
>TONIGHT! SPECIAL GUEST BUZZ ALDRIN!!
>The deafening sonic boom from Nye's voice deafens humanity
>Everybody starts violently shitting and prostrating to Bill
>Buzz Aldrin appears
>HI BOYS N' GIR--
>Justin Trudeau appears, holding what appears to be a katana
>PRIVILEGE!
Justin mutilates Aldrin and fucks his corpse, then disappears
>Nye starts speaking in glossolalia while jerking himself off and then screams
>SCIENCE!!
>The universe gives up on itself forever and implodes

The papacy has been possessed by evil for decades or more senpai. This cuck pope is working for satanic joos

>watching The Trees Network
>a livestreaming site filled with redditors smoking weed and watching shows together
>they just played the ice cream clip of this faggot
>people in chat suddenly going:
>"fuck this guy"
>"Bill Nye the Goyest Guy"
>"gas this fucking kike"
>mfw

The fire is rising, even with the normies.

He's a joke to us Catholics

I am reliably informed that Denver has no shores

>Solar freaking roadways stage

Someone post the copypasta about Bill jacking off two hung black bulls and then they rape a paralyzed white woman to death. I forgot to save it.