How fucked am I?
Going to do my mandatory military service in Korea in a few months
RIP in peace OP, I'll pour out a 40 for you when you die soon.
I hope you die over there
>welfare queen might actually face danger
Should I just apply for the DMZ and try to shitpost here with pics?
Probably going to be sooner user.
What?
Just go to Northern Canada, they don't give a fuck about a few illegals especially ones from first world countries.
Get a job, go on with your life.
You should be thankful that you get to die on foreign soil to further Israel's interests.
>How fucked am I?
can't be worse than afgan
Yes, go on a adventure.
Don't be in Seoul and you'll probably be alright, the greatest danger is people who work in Seoul skyscrapers or any other major pop centers.
Nah dude I'm a gook so I'm just serving my own country
Live streaming the war sounds like a good way to make some side dough
enjoy the exercises
I ain't no fatty burger so I'll be fine
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>mandatory
excuse me?
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If you didn't know South Korea still has the draft for all men
Better do what your told. The South Koreans Fuck you in the ass in front of everyone if you don't obey orders.
Without a doubt you'll get your face kicked in if you don't obey orders or disrespect someone with a higher rank
You aren't going to university in washington state, are you?
East coast bud
But you're in in burgerland.
Nevermind, thought you were a Korean guy I knew. Good luck though, user.
Even though I'm in burger land now I don't want to become a burger so I gotta go and serve. I mean who the fuck wants to become a burger?
Flee to Canada, fuck dying in a war when (((IVANKA))) persuades her daddy BLEMPH! of bombing Kim Jong.
Tell them you're gay.
i wish i was in your shoes user.
Fuck off we're full
t. vacation leaf