Brit/pol/: Ya'll ready for this? Edition

>Wales to turn blue for the first time in 100 years
itv.com/news/wales/2017-04-24/shock-poll-suggests-tories-ahead-in-wales/

>Arron Banks decides not to stand in Clacton
order-order.com/2017/04/24/banks-bottles-it/

>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-is-planning-to-dismantle-the-uks-defences-the-conservatives-claim-10847954

>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39682939

>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/when-nigel-farage-met-julian-assange

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/jeremy-corbyn-might-not-authorise-strike-against-isil-leader/

>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39685106

>UKIP are re-branding themselves as anti-Islamic, pro-British Cultural Nationalists
youtube.com/watch?v=s3DhEUjYP_c

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Kaya

mummysick tbqh lads

CHEWITS

I want the gays thrown off of rooftops.
Are the Liberal Democrats the party for me?

>I want the gays thrown off of rooftops.
Vote Labour

>local conservative mp is a kike
how to address this issue?

Hello.
I'm a shy Labour voter. Despite telling friends and family that I'm unsure of who to vote for in the upcoming general election I know I'll be voting Labour.
You may not know it, but there are millions of people just like me who are put off of politics discussion by the negative rhetoric surrounding Jeremy Corbyn and his party.
But on the 8th of June we'll have our say in a big way.

I'm the journo who posted on here about the general election being announced a few hours before it happened a few days ago
This will almost certainly mean the election is put on hold
James is pseudonym
Will try and get more info

Brillo pads


If ya catch my drift

Start buying guns!

>there are people in this thread who aren't black pilled

This took too long

My Conservative MP is an Iraqi Muslim

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446902/Gina-Miller-urges-tactical-voting-curb-Brexit.html
>Brexit is the will of the people
Uhm no sweetie

Speaking of rooftops....

MARK SPEIGHT

Vote UKIP.

PLEASE BE FAKE

F

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>There are people in this thread right now who are virgins

HOW?

Oh it's the same shit we had at Christmas

>renewal insurance quote £1,100
>put my details into a compare site
>£640 through the exact same company

wtf?

bullshit

LEAVE COLSTON HALL ALONE YOU PRICKS.

Welcome to the magical world of (((insurance))).

Get on the phone to them, lad. You've got to play hardball with these cunts.

VOTE UKIP

GET LABOUR :^)

I hope you're all voting for me. I'm the only candidate who isn't a globalist.

they all are m8

>tfw they actually played this at his fucking funeral

youtube.com/watch?v=DlHnUeTiZbk

Time for a Republic

Who here /Hillsboroughcaust/ survivor?

Decent effort lad

shut-in NEET and basically given up on life desu

>wanting a republic

Sounds a bit right wing to me

The realm of intangible finance belongs to (((those))) people

>All his wealth is immaterial

sure but this one is a literal member of the tribe

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>grandchildren en route now

Yeah she has gone, press blackout just issued (editor just phone me), expect a statement from the prime minister at around 2130

okay so don't vote for him/her

ffs, she's everywhere

I'm new and I don't understand what this is.

I'll put on a trip so I can say I told you all when the story breaks

NO

How old are you?
What do you look like? Ugly or no?
Confident or anxious?

I can help you lad

WHO IS FUNDING THIS WHORE

why would you be so open though
why tell us?

Please stop worrying me.

Can't stand the bitch, it was great watching Andrew btfo of her on tw

Was this not the most red pilled thing ever? I wish it would happen today with SJWs and antifa...
youtu.be/ApMULefninU

Do you even need to ask at this point?

They wouldn't cancel the election, it would just make people vote Conservative more.

We would then have 10,000 year Mummy May Tory Reich.

>6:32 AM
>shitty screen res

gonna call shenanigans actually

Gee, I wonder...

Because we all hate press injunctions and fuck the people who put them out that's why.

FIX THE FUCKING EYES REEEEE

Reminder that she's a foreigner injecting money in to British politics to get the result she wants.
Lefties are conspicuously quiet about it.

please tell me its just the queen not mummy

>implying I know how to sort my phone time out

It's not fucking normie

thanks but I don't want advice
I've heard it all before and I never act upon said advice anyway so what's the point

sorry lad

Apathy mainly but I also blame pornography and a bit of social anxiety.

I just stuck a 1k bet on, so you better not be fucking lying

please tell me its mummy not grand-mummy

Theresa please go out with me if you see this im very handsome and well endowed

you've 5 minutes. if it's not on the news by 645 you're faking

JUST BE A CUNT FOR FUCK SAKE
HOW HARD CAN IT BE
BE A RUDE, ARROGANT WANKER

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Rick Branston & R Tone

You can bet on shit like this? Where?

link for the best odds lad.

You robot fags seriously have to fucking leave
I'm tired of this day in and day out, increasingly for a fucking year or two

Get the fuck out you fucking pieces of shit

What are your predictions on May's Manifesto?

Think she'll do anything to boost defense, given how much she's called Corbyn out on his military policy?

can you prove you are the snap election poster? post the picture you used for that post

Brit Sup Forums always with the top OP uploads

She'll highlight his weak points and defence is a big one.

Lads, help! me. I can't get pic related out of my head.

how will that help with anything

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THINGS

it sorts out automatically
why the shitty screen resolution? fake ass nigga.

>2022
>after the Labour Party split Blair is back
>landslide predicted
>Blair wins
>abolishes monarchy to appeal to the right wing
>names himself President Blair
>THINGS becomes the national anthem

i love mummy the mostest

this and tell them you got a quote for 500 from someone else

>robot
you think that wojak means /r9k/? or what are you trying to say

Sup Forums was right again

CAN

its a (((mystery)))

watching a stream of welsh bbc news and theres a story about a wrexham gym that closed 7 weeks ago and vanished with old womens money.
parochial as fuck.

Pretty sure he was referring to the REEing

Why has no one made a video of London turning black through the late nineties to today with this song in the background?

Delete this

DELETE THIS!

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Only new customers get the good deals.

Fuck that bitch hahaha

We need to make a video shaming her so she can never appear on telly ever again. Or some incriminating past about her.

Forgot image
>Germanic's are the master ra-