Be American

>Be American
>tfw no jobs

>tfw jobs but to lazy to work

>Tfw Jobs but welfare

>be Canadian
>live up north
>make 85k/year
>completely paid off mortgage on 4 bedroom house recently
>23 years old
>haven't seen a nigger, chink or shitskin in months


and you guys calls us cucks fucking kek

At least it might get better for them. Canada, not so much.

>be american
>leave house for job interview
>get hired
>leave the office, get shot

I'm getting 300,000 a year. you can find a job.

There are jobs. You just don't have any of the requisite skills. Become useful.

isn't 85k maplebucks like 50k in real money?

This. I make 500k a year working from home.