ITT: We compliment one of our neighbouring countries

Polska
>You have a strong, rich culture and national identity
>You upheld your language and culture despite being fucked by Bismark and commies
>You have a highly educated and motivated youth that are only held back by a broken generation
>Your migrant workers (white or blue) are competent and hard working
>Your women make me want to rip my cock off and throw it at them
>Strong family values with a very much intact
>Good sense of humour and 10/10 when it comes to drinking buddies and light hearted banter

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Mexico:
you guys are good at working menial jobs and hard labor.

Argentina
> You have very rich and dark skin color

Sweden: You guys are industrious and smart. We wish we were as good with innovations as you guys are. Also ABBA is pretty dope.

Canada:
You take the refugees that we won't

Kazakhstan: you ride horses very well and good archers

Cuba:
>cool cars
>strong national identity
>cheap travel destination
>cool architecture

I love Poland.

The men are ugly and boring and the women are gorgeous and slutty.

I travel there for work regularily and I fuck at least one girl at every trip.

Spain, unique neighbor.
You had a great empire.

The cars are Russian

my great grandmother came to usa, im over 50% polish, so thanks germany.

dear canada, a lot of youre people are nice.

dear mexico, youre very hard working and dont mind minimum wage jobs, sorry your country is run by gangs

fuck

say it, jew.

france you have nice pastry
(about all i can say unless you get la pen)

lol

Egypt was pharaohs n shitt

>Mongolia
Horse archers, fuck yeah!

Why haven't they embraced our culture? Poland, you guys need to watch more movies and learn. Start by turning on some Bill Nye.

>Meanwhile
17.3.2000

Ireland, you haven't been badly infected by the darkie scourge, you have nice accents and a beautiful country.

Finland
>our last buffer between us and Cuckistan, may God give you strength

honest kek, jewish bro

I love you wankers.

>strong, rich culture
yeah, so strong that it replaced German culture in what used to be Prussia and the other land they took from Germany you stupid cuck

Germany: your philosophers are way above ours.

t. diaspora

okay, Czech republic
>Based politics
>Girls
>Beer
>Porn
>Architecture
>Cars
>Games
>My grandpa
>Least shitty neighbour alongside Slovakia

Hungary is C U T E.

>Swedes
>smart
Good one, Breivik.

giv polen gf

America, thanks for all the music, movies, art, and hamburgers.

>Canada

Hockey is an underrated sport.

>Mexico

I am drawing a blank.

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>porn
>a positive thing
Really degenerate, Marek.

USA:
I love your gun laws, and most places outside of cities are /comfy/
You guys have probably the greatest constitution and fundamental framework of any country, and it's a damn shame you're being fucked by Israel

Just talk about Canada if you can't compliment our taco brothers properly

Only have one neighbor and w-well I guess, that's just how the cookie crumbles you know sometime you get the bird and sometimes you get the early worm, other times you spawn next to the biggest nuclear arsenal and target in the world and are implicitly drawn into their bipolar vortex of war, destruction, and chaos amidst constant regime changes, but hey it could be worse I could be Brazilian.

>that flag
>jewish bro
makes sense

>Lithuania
It was nice while it lasted. I know you hate us, but I still hope for another round.

i thank california for being a good buffer

It's a shame Israel is so full of Jews because you guys are pretty funny.

Also, Canada's money sounds funny and the conversion rate is favorable.

America: your constitutional republic is a great work of democracy

america:
>very right wing culture
>guns are plentiful
>our culture is mostly based on your culture
>don't have dirty frenchies
>have passable woman
all i have to say is that getting a gun is way easier in canada than us.
>get liscense by doing a test
>wait a month
>can buy any non restricted gun over the counter in cash without waiting period

>mazury is german clay

On the plus side you are pretty much an unofficial state. Meaning anyone who would dare attack you would get an ass raping of a lifetime just due to your proximity. You literally have the worlds most advanced military protecting you at no cost to you.

On the negative side if nuclear war breaks out you are fucked.

Kek

Made me laugh

Canada
Beautiful land
Great culinary experience
Are not as poz faggot as I first thought

>burgerclapia
>very right wing culture
>the country that shitted out all the cultural kike marxism into the world since the last century
Besides, Trump is still fucking jewed.
>former Goldman Sachs manager becoming Secretary of Treasury
>daughter married to a sneaky kike rat

>Best toilet cleaners 10/10

>17.3.2000
Their daughters grew up and look the same

Some concealed carry states have the same no waiting period purchase situation so long as you get the permit thus allowing you not only to get said gun but be able to effectively defend yourself with it.

porn is like alcochol - can improve your mood and self-confidence - just make sure you use it right and don't overdose it

it's all part of the plan.

Lebanon was once christian?

Also
Leafs don't deserve their government. They deserve better.

Canada, poutine is delicious.

Canada
You can own guns if you try hard enough

Beautiful land and nature

76% white

Canada, I am jealous of your single payer healthcare system. You're a shining example of what the US should look like in modern times.

Argentina: Good meat, I just love alfajor, good soccer team (i like how warrior your players are) and beautiful women.

Pretty sure Yurop is responsible for unleashing Marxism onto this world. It was the United States keeping Communism from spreading globally for decades.

Despite the fact we clearly fought on the wrong side during WW2.

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Listen Pedro, we're trying to build a strong Europe here. Poland is our 99,999999% white neighbour and has a deep hate for Marxism and they're very competent people. What our great grandfathers did should not be of our concern. We're going to build a strong white Europe together and you're not invited. Go bet on a cock fight or something and give yourself a vasectomy. Give the 60% of the US a fighting chance.

Juben (israel and our northern borders are like the same distance from where i live)

> no compliment, just submissive greek acknowledges his masters

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fuck off Antioch

Canada: Your Conservatives face way more adversity and have to work way harder against a society that doesn't give them much support.

North Korea: you don't have any Turkroaches

>Pretty sure Yurop is responsible for unleashing Marxism onto this world.
United States fought alongside other countries against the only European country trying to eliminate communism and Marxism.
>somehow it's Europe's fault
Blame the Britbongs but not all of Europe.
Also who the fuck did most of the work to spread all this degeneracy with great intensity like never before?
That's right, Murica did.
All western/north (and even south to a great extent) European countries turned into another America and with time adopted all that SJW and P.C crap.
Not hating on Burgerland but just laying out some facts, Muribro. I still admire many of your state's gun laws and the fact that it's the only country with real freedom of speech.
People in Goymany are okay with going to jail if you are committing "hate speech" or god forbid, denying the holocaust.

>Best toilet cleaners 10/10
Serious question Nigel. Would you prefer a paki cleaning your toilets or a hard working polish man that just wants to buy pierogi and pump out more qts that the UK is in dire need of?

Dear Austria

Fookin love you m8

I V A N K A
V
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Scotland
Iron Bru is pretty good.
You tend to stay in scotland.
Theres only one sturgeon.

thanks guys.

ukrainians
you have the courage to fight back

You are also industrious and smart. We wish we were as good with immigration as you guys are. Maybe we could make something happen.

So why do so many Bongs actually have such hate for Polacken?
I'd still prefer them over sand niggers.

Turkroach intellectuals contributing at their finest. Truly a foul breed.

Finland
You are the best memers

Dear Mexico,
Ah my birth place, you have fantastic food and beaches.
Sometimes I even miss rainy days in the capital

go home pablo

are you a mexican gardener working for master jew?
antioch is in turkey, not that close, i'll give you a hint: 960KM away from your capital

I know 2 Poles, 1, a guy I work with, pretty decent bloke, likes to fish, works hard and is redpilled af and my neighbour, a woman, with 3 kids, 2 brown, all by different fathers.

Id say its like any other race, theres some good and some bad.
except jews, all bad there.

Greece:
>Awesome tourist resorts, seriously, best summer ever
>Fun people to be around
>Make the wickedest octopuses (it was a small family-owned restaurant too, shit just proves it's up to the cook, not the kitchen)
>Manages to juggle the economical crisis and migrant issue at the same time

Seriously, the biggest fear Greece has is "becoming like Bulgaria" and we aren't even their poorest neighbor.

>Just nice people to be around with
>Absolutely gorgeous cities (at least the small seaside towns I've been to - never actually stepped in Athens myself)

Swedes are decent enough cheap labour.

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Macedonia
>Rich Bulgarian history
>Rich Bulgarian language
>Rich Bulgarian culture

The only problem they have is the Serbian brainwashing.

Hungary: you have a very nice wall

scotland, you give us irn bru

wales, you are cucks, nothing else to say

Canada, Tim Hortons is pretty good and your beer is top notch i would buy molson over budweiser any day

Come on Goldberg, time to compliment Gaza.

HAH

>mfw
I hear a joke about estonians beeing slow.

Polacken are well above your average island monkey when it comes to competence and education. They don't realise they're a small bastion against their growing dirka dirka population and the superior immigrant. Would you rather have another million pollacks flood the UK with their catholic values, hard work and attractive daughters or a million pakis that are well...pakis. Seemingly your average little englander on here doesn't realise the immigrant vacuum they've created. Good job and turning your country even more brown than it is.

Well done Totó! Here have a biscuit!

Canada:
Your government gives out free heroin, I think that's cool. And your temperature year round is much nicer than our 40C+ summers.

Mexico:
Thank you for the burritos and gardeners, I am sorry we are making your country an uncontrollable shit hole for you between the combination of our drug laws and drug use.

You too mate, even bigger compared to your Iberian territory.

i meant Antiochus en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiochus_IV_Epiphanes

Be nice there, neighbor, we're friendly now

>Bulgaria

Your coastline resorts and overall conditions are unironically far beyond the Romanian counterparts. I'll gladly come again, please don't steal my car tho'

Serbia

It was a good run

France
>You are faggots

Portugal
>You are niggers

Andorra
>???

>United States fought alongside other countries against the only European country trying to eliminate communism and Marxism.
>germany gave us (((Karl Marx))) and (((The Frankfurt School)))
Own up to your part in all this hans

America is a nice place to go on cheap vacation.