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Alright Sup Forums.

*spoon clinks*

Stop supporting the legacy media.

That's about all. Peace out.

I already don't.

>anyone here supports the legacy media more than necessary

lamestream media

Its actually quite funny but i don't support the legacy media

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Does he kill me in that pic or does he run off like Napoleon dynamite?

It's quite funny actually.

he transforms into a woman using dark arts and touches your sex junk

>he posted it again

WTF??? WTF!!!!?? when was styx a drag queen??? is that really him?

>10-20 min rants without script
>Dosent cut the video every 10 seconds
Tell me a youtuber that can do this

That's actually quite funny.

So does this guy seriously believe magic is real?

StyxHexenHitler1488

styxhymenhammer10.2

I think you already got your answer.

Does that include meme magic

I think it was Halloween one year, but I don't think it was supposed to be drag, but pretty much looked like it.

Nice try, Styx.

Checked.

I kek'd

Yes, but not in the way you think of fireballs and lighting spells or even curses but more in the sense he thinks meme magic where you kind of chant something long enough like a meme it comes true. Is it a case of a broken clock is always right twice a day or is it a case of the black sheep becoming a black sheep because everyone told him so? Either way that's what he thinks.

aaaah it's rat-jesus again .

oh.. that's funny

he was Hitler on several occasions channeling him through dark arts

>First 2 minutes actually discuss the subject mentioned in the title
>Next 13 minutes spent rambling about the same shit he always rambles about with 0 substance.

There's a reason youtubers make cuts in their videos. Styx can talk but he just fucking rambles.

It's pretty funny actually.

I was there the night he used dark arts to predict President Trump's victory.

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that's about all peace out

that's about all, peace out

>not StyxHitlenHammer

Holy fuck, laughed more than I should have. More of this pls

that's about all, peace out

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I was on an acid trip last night and I put on a Styx video. I was on the come up, not quite tripping, not quite sober, and something seemed incredibly off with him. His face, the way he talked, his maneurisms. In about 3 hours after listening to music an drew trippinng hard, I turned on another Styx video. One of the meme magic ines. I saw the truth. It was like Styx was some 5th dimensional being who was trying to harness the power of humans by converting them to his beliefs and getting them on board with his ideals. It was spooky and probably holds some truth.

Ghost pls, not now.

One should take heed when laughing at a Grand Warlock.

come on you guys styx is a good guy and my friend

>Julian this isn't weed

That's about all, peace out.

BRITTANY IS THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THIS FRICKING STREAM. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT YOU NO LIFE LOSERS.

STUPID LOSER ROBBED HER YESTERDAY. I WOULD HAVE DEFENDED HER IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND WON HER OVER AS MY GIRLFRIEND. I CAN SEE IF EVERYTHING IF I SAW THAT STUPID IDIOT STEAL FROM HER I WOULD HAVE GAVE HIM THE DIRTY DEEDS.

BUNCH OF NO LIFE VIRGINS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO PICK ON WOMEN. I BET NONE OF YOU HAVE EVERY EVEN GOTTEN SEXY TIME. BRITTANY WHO HAS MORE BALLS THAN ALL OF YOU AND CAN ACTUALLY TROLL IRL IS THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE STILL WATCH THIS CRAPPY SHOW.

JESUS, MILKMAN, BAKED VIRGIN AND JACKIE ARE ALL ATTENTION WHORES WITH NO FRIENDS. I MEAN WHO THE FRICK ACTUALLY STAYS OUT THERE FOR 24 HOURS? BUNCH OF NO LIFE SOCIAL DEGENERATE LOSERS.

ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC THAT I'M EVEN WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW.

NOTHING LEFT BUT TO HOPE EVERY EPISODE BECOMES A BRITTANY EPISODE AND SHE BECOMES A MAIN CHARACTER TO STOP THIS HORRIBLE SHOW GETTING ANY WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS.

BRITTANY IF YOU'RE READING THIS JUST KNOW WE ALL LOVE YOU AND THE ONES WHO SAY THEY DON'T ARE JUST JEALOUS HATERS WHO YOU PROBABLY MADE FUN OF.

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Who the fuck are you on about? What stream?

Just started watching this guy recently. He's bretty gud.

That´s about all peace out

His powers of physical transformation via the dark arts are limitless.

MY HATERS NEVER SHOW THEIR FACE THEY USUALLY TRY TO HIDE BUT WHEN THEY SEE ME AT MY SHOWS I'M WHO THEY TRULY IDOLIZE

I can't unsee it.
What have you done to me, user?

Man, if only i could make money off YouTube by voicing the most obvious, fence-sitting, no consequence opinions on things to retards who are too stupid to reach them on their own.

Goes to show that genuine charisma and confidence is king.

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>Hello Youtube
>SHADILAY
>KEK
>[random esoteric bullshit word salad]
>[unfalsifiable statements]
>[Sup Forums fanservice]

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styx is a bisexual FACT!

template pls

styxjudenhammer

styxlittlehammer

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Alright Sup Forums

muh Russia
*spoon clinks*
legacy media
it's pretty funny actually
tin horn dictator
deep state

that's about all, peace out

> rambling is bad and not entertaining as fuck

get better taste pleb

If only he really was that succinct.

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kek. i want to dislike styx because hes an autistic lanklet but cant. were too alike.

That's about all, peace out

quit looking like a pedophile satanic creep that lives at his grandmas house.

>Alright everyone
>Trump cancelling the wall is actually a brilliant move, you'll see.
>You and everything under the sun should just relax and give me Patreon money
>Takes sip from cup and says "mmm"
>Cat jumps on top of table
>Makes autistic screeching sound
>That's about all, peace out

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Dude, I'm so over Styx. Have been ever since I learned he didn't really have a 10 inch cock. No man can pull off that look without as much.

Confirmed for never watching his videos.

But how did you learn this user?

By personal experience?

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I SEE THIS PICTURE ALL THE TIME WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS HIS TRUE FORM

>no punctuation
>includes "lol"

Shopped, styx wouldn't type like that.

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He was doing dark arts one night and his spell backfired. He was like that until midnight.

*sips coffe*

I liked his commentary during the election but holy fuck he talks shit about things he couldn't possibly understand fully, usually when he's prattling on about international relations or even military operations

STOP FUCKING POSTING GRETCHEN YOU SHITS RUINED ONE OF MY FAP SESSIONS

styx is one of the good guys it's just banter lads

THICC

That's about all, peace out.

manson din du nuffin

Thats about all, peace out

ask him yourself in the comments on his next video

Thats a hwndu pasta

this fucking thread

Shhhhhhhhh

You forgot

>they're fuckin retarded
>dying lamestream media
>senile neocons
>"I don't fuckin care"

If you notice, there are 9 other replies before he says what he says. The other replies could have said anything. Could have said "You're into women aren't you?"