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OMFG HAPPENING WOW !!!!!
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USA LAUNCHES MINUTEMAN ICBM !!!!!!
Isaac Gomez
Jackson Perry
>test-launch
shut up Sven.
Aiden Roberts
A "TEST" LAUNCH IS STILL A HAPPENING !!!!
DUDE IT MAY BE A TRICK TO MAKE KIM LET HIS GUARD DOWN !!!
WHAT IF IT'S ARMED AND HEADING STRAIGHT FOR PYONGYANG !!!!!
Evan Lewis
1pm GMT and 14000kph it would be there by now ,show me footage or fuck off with this old news
Ian Reed
...
Joshua Brown
Aaron Wright
That palindrome causes me deep concern
Oliver Lewis
>34743
Kek pls
Hudson Ward
You're a moron if you think that's a possibility.
Owen Rivera
Adam Murphy
Faaake... God i feel so zzzzlepy.. News... Better close my eyes for a sec *yaaawn*
Owen King
The launch was previously planned has nothing to do with NK
Shut up you fucking faggot
Brandon Robinson
Explain moonrunes plz
Hudson Cooper
Has KEK confirmed this happening with triple digits?
Jonathan Adams
sage
in
every
field
this isn't news
Ryder Bennett
Did the re-entry vehicle hit the target accurately?
Luis Martinez
But it still can be used as a statement to North Korea so it still can raise tensions between the USA and North Korea.
Jonathan Harris
THAAD launchers arriving in SK. Lefty faggots protesting it.
Lincoln Allen
runes of mystery
Nathan Flores
This should have finished already. Launched at 12:32AM PST
Owen Rogers
Bombers flying over head in San Francisco right now. The look like they might be nuclear
Jaxon Gray
Kind of is news, even if it isn't a HAPPENING
Henry Taylor
ill go hide my cushions
Jonathan Ortiz
Yes
Good Luck dude getting Bamboo stuck in ass
di di mau, di di mau!!
Jacob Martinez
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Asher Sanchez
>test
John Long
Fucking American hypocrites, they cry foul when Best Korea test their own missiles.
Charles Adams
Armageddon days are here again!!
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Evan Jenkins
kys roach scum
Logan Turner
>Its ok when we do it.
You will see that this a common jewish theme.
Nolan Cooper
Hello I'm from Facebook. I heard this was where Pepe the frog was from. Do you have any memes?
Daniel Wright
>USA LAUNCHES MINUTEMAN ICBM
I got an idea that this thing is a message. It is designed to be tracked by the Norks. I guarantee that some part of its trajectory or landing is designed to send a message. Most of us will never know what the message is, but trust that one is being sent.
Isaac Cruz
Maybe they're nukyular.
Xavier Nguyen
They're going to get glassed by NK soon probably.
Bentley Flores
Anyone else on the west coast hearing an unusual amount of planes flying overhead?
im worried
Landon Hall
When was the last time the US threatened to preemptively nuke cities full of people?
Honestly I'd be okay if we dropped a few megatons on your Islamic shit hole of a nation though.
Sebastian Wright
Fuck off, no memes for you
Hudson Sanchez
/happening cancelled
Jack Stewart
YES I LIVE IN ARIZONA, I'm hearing those fucks everywhere
Logan Ortiz
we select one of these randomly from our defense system and fire it off every once in a while to make sure everything still works
it's a test
Benjamin Howard
>test launch
>happening
Grayson Green
Holy shit I am in San Francisco we just had a nuke go off
I repeat San Francisco is nuked!
Charles Miller
YES I LIVE IN ARIZONA, I'm hearing those fucks everywhere.
James Sullivan
>GIANT
>GLASS
>PARKING
>LOT
Jaxon Turner
EMP
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Jaxson Peterson
Why the name Minute man?
Christopher Sullivan
y-you okay user?
Brayden Evans
And nothing of value was destroyed.
Isaac Perry
Can confirm
I'm nuked, my whole city is gone! I'm reporting from my hand crank radio
I'll keep you posted
Colton Morales
Oh shit! I just saw a police officer! ITS HAPPENING!!!!!
Mason Smith
Let's play some old-timely Armageddon days, lads!
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Evan Johnson
G-uys you cool with turkey, right? i dont like the nukes it gives me bad case of dead
Zachary Sanchez
We're allowed to test missiles. They aren't this isn't a happening.
Joshua Fisher
That's how long an American soldier lasts before he comes in your mom's ass.
Xavier Ward
Minute men were militia during the Colonial War period who were ready to lock and load at a minute's notice, leaving their homes and rushing to meet the British in battle, or ambush them, or otherwise do colonial hood rat shit.
The ICBMs operate on the same principle, ready to go at a minute's notice, around the clock.
Ryder Butler
Sup Forums is an 18+ website.
Wyatt Ortiz
actually multiple time kek confirmed there will be no WWIII. "big happening" is another case though
Aaron James
WEEEE WOOOOO WEEEE WOOOOOO WEEE WOOOOOO
IT'S THE END. HAIL VICTORY.
Aiden Collins
Checked.
Samuel Price
Yeah, Don't know why it double posted though. But I've been hearing a lot plane activity going, and user in another thread pointed out a giant plane, That was flying low and spewing a white gaseous air he saw it in cali....i saw it earlier that day in Az.
Lincoln Peterson
Minute men are desperation soldiers drafted "the last minute". These missiles were expected to be used in moments of desperation.
Jackson Cook
omae wa mou shindeiru
Noah Jones
pic is what will happen after global nuclear armageddon
Blake Johnson
DROP THE NUKE ABOVE THE GOOK
Parker Thompson
MODS DELET THIS
Isaiah Parker
>jews take over the world
We need to stop this.
Isaiah Gonzalez
but mahmud-kun i dont speak paki
Joshua Long
ITSSSSSSSSS ALLLLLLLL OVERRRRRRRRRRR
BUT THE CRYYYYYYYYYYYING!
Mason Mitchell
>implying roaches can't survive nuclear fallout
Owen Watson
OH SHIT NIGGAH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Camden Cruz
>drafted
>Colonial War
Leave it to Canada. They were volunteer militiamen who were willing to fight, but did not want to enlist in the military. They were called minute men because they were ready to go at a minute's notice, heading off for battle if the British tried to start shit in their area.
Easton Carter
>Turkey changes side every year
>Can't decide whose dick to suck
Fuck off roach. You're the new italy.
Jace Murphy
Nathaniel Powell
I thought they were called minute men because they could reload their weapons in under a minute.
Caleb Jenkins
but we nato
Isaiah Jenkins
fucking kill yourself.
Nathaniel Harris
Mfw a US missile has the same name as my wifes boyfriend calls me
Christopher Torres
Then act like it.
Jaxson Cook
So that means Drumpf and Amurrikkka is demonstrating that they are desperate now. Well, who can blame them, it's understandable when they're facing a foe as mighty as Kim.
Drumpf is having a panic-attack, Mattis is crying and can't sleep. Pence is literally shaking so much he's turning gay.
These are dark times...
Evan Gutierrez
>self aware satirical cuck-posting
Sometimes I wonder if you guys are actually being serious.
Dylan Robinson
Damn us for making sure I deterrent system functions as designed!!!
Andrew Allen
just like the meme
get comfy bohys
Daniel Flores
...
Blake Hall
Kek. Can I fuck your gf too? I'll let you quietly beat off in the corner.
Ayden Mitchell
Robert Wright
Minutemen were civilian colonists who independently organized to form well-prepared militia companies self-trained in weaponry, tactics, and military strategies from the American colonial partisan militia during the American Revolutionary War. They were also known for being ready at a minute's notice, hence the name.
Michael Barnes
It's demonstrating that we can , with ease, destroy the Norks at will with little effort.
Blake Diaz
Don't these launches happen every years for US
Josiah Clark
>tfw I have to go to work just as ww3 starts
IT'S NOT FAIR
Evan Rivera
Just about. Sometime we even fire two at the same time.
Colton Martin
It's gonna hit LA?
Dylan James
At least I wish.
Christian Rogers
*sobbing while aroused*
She is occupied with Ahmed and Jamal now. I apologize. Wish you had some refugees to send me so I could feel better for not letting you have your human rights with her.
Joshua Jackson
...
Cameron Miller
LOL Tell me, who the fuck is going to stop us? We have the power to stop them and bully the shit out of them, who gives a fuck about the opinion of a literal roach tho desu senpai
Ryan Adams
In California huh???
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Kevin Robinson
They were called minute men because they were so weak, they only lasted a minute in battle.
Kevin Sanders
"This tested the air launch control system where the command to launch is given by air force crew aboard a US strategic command airborne command post." -AF public relations
The E4 doomsday plane is getting warmed up for a fight. Kinda exciting.
Zachary James
Oh, we're all cool. The ones with the finger on the war buttons aren't though. If I'm not mistaken europes war weapons aren't in europes hand but in the hand of the US
Lucas Gomez
They could assemble an army under a minute.