>Theresa May has been criticised by Muslim MPs for setting the election date for during Ramadan, as Muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period.
Gina Miller was born in British Guyana, meaning she could move to the UK freely. Welp, guess there are some major downsides to having colonies.
Zachary Butler
give me my fucking money England
Angel Cook
I'm fucking angry lads. Angry at leftists.
Jackson Brown
Ring Pops were superior to Push Pops back in the day.
Juan Butler
Jim Bowen is a racist
Andrew Sanders
No
Justin Gutierrez
>not giving your little brother a starburst because it takes them ages to eat them
Jack Edwards
That's not how you spell Jonathan Bowden lad.
Nathaniel Moore
>Didn't start slavery >Ended slavery, and got everyone else to >Still get blamed for slavery
???
Andrew Rogers
i cant wait for the memes on election day when the tories take over forever. >ULIMMMMITEEDDDDD POWERRRRRRRRRRR >I AM THE PARLIAMENT >ARE YOU THREATENING ME MASTER CORBYN?
Aaron Cook
>giving your little brother a starburst
was that your codeword for anal sex m8?
Jaxon Collins
Theresa May has become one with this nation. In mind, body and spirit. She is our Lord Imperial High Protector of The Realm and Lords Temporal and Spiritual. She is our spiritual leader. She is our master, our fuhrer, our Queen, our leader.
Heretics will perish on thine sword and unbelievers must be destroyed. She is the eternal leader. This is the end of history.
May will lead us to greatness, into a new space age of prosperity and wealth and happiness. She will never die, May is infallible. She is our fate, May is Britain, as Britain is May and she carries our will forward under the banner of truth and hope and unyielding strength in conviction.
Xavier Flores
Look at this guy having an emotional reaction
What a nerd
William Young
Hitched my first gf with one of these babies
>tfw shes pregnant with her 4th child now at 20 Dodged a bullet there.
Caleb Young
IGNORE TRIPFAGS
Adrian Foster
>England gives us gibs
Thanks wagies
Jordan Ramirez
>he can't compose upon his lollipop
Logan Reed
don't let the hate dissapate lad get a truck licence, play the long game, have an "accident" where you "accidentally" drive on the pavement outside a mosque.
you know it makes sense
John Nelson
How can you deliberately have an accident?
John Foster
She is also a childless pensioner.
Alexander Lee
Don't vote Tory.
If they win a huge majority, May will no longer be beholden to the small group of Leave MPs in her party. She can and will backslide on Brexit. The Tories have always fucked us over, they've been doing it for 200 years and aren't going to stop now.
Are hookup acts the natural consequence of the sexual revolution and will lead to the end of meaningful sex? no family, just "free love" which is really just sex without love.
I feel really, REALLY, alienated by this timeline.
Owen Green
>Black and White unite.
Jose Ward
^imagines any1 gives a fuck about Ramadan...
^realizes Ramadan is a muslim holiday that promotes anti-Americanism^
fuck muslims
Jacob Carter
UKIP are dying, yes, but a replacement is coming. But shame on you for abandoning your principles. If Labour were ahead by 20 points would you vote for them simply because they're doing better? Fuck off twat
Anyone else find it interesting how it appears that the actual death of the labour party was because about 20% of their voters went to UKIP and now they're migrating to the Tories? The move to the Tories has had for more effect than Labour's poll numbers going down.
Why are they not talking about this? I don't really think it's Jezzas economic policies, it's his immigration and brexit policies that are pushing 10% of the electorate (UKIP) to the Tories.
Ayden Thomas
Cute paki girl hugged me sobbing thanking me and I smelt her hair and it didn't smell of curry but actually nice shampoo.
I don't think I'm racist anymore lads, I think we should let non-white women stay as long as they don't have any kids and only breed with whites so the paki genes will eventually be bleached out anyways.
Upon that night, when fairies light On Cassilis Downans dance, Or owre the lays, in splendid blaze, On sprightly coursers prance; Or for Colean the rout is ta'en, Beneath the moon's pale beams; There, up the Cove, to stray an' rove, Amang the rocks and streams
Something has gone horribly wrong.
Leo Gutierrez
>Thank-you for giving us your DNA. It has been added to our database. Please continue to use our other smart monitoring devices. It is for the greater good. t.The Jews
Gavin Collins
kek
Wyatt Cox
Go shag your local priest you spud coon
Jaxson Martinez
Has jewtube changed for anyone else? Within the last hour it switched so if I click to another tab it stops playing.
If I can't listen to music while using Sup Forums what's the bloody point you think greedy cunts.
Isaac Garcia
Also >Her Imperial High Empress. You're worse than r/The_Schulz
Jace Garcia
> so the paki genes will eventually be bleached out anyways
only, they're in our homeland, and there are only so many of us, versus hundreds of millions of them
Jaxon Long
...
Hunter Evans
Well, house prices is kinda ugly thing. Down to earth.
Joseph Cook
It's okay I'm .1% Jewish. Please don't be so anti-Semitic. I'm considering applying for Israeli citizenship now.
Wyatt Walker
Black and White unite.
Oliver Martin
Why did she hug you?
Hunter Campbell
Poor Barry
Wyatt James
>Theresa May has been criticised by Muslim MPs for setting the election date for during Ramadan, as Muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period.
I don't know how British constitutional politics works but can you guys do this every election for all time?
Lincoln Bennett
almost some1 gives a fuck what you think...
Oliver Cook
You confirmed that you are a subhuman negroid with "ashkenazi" part already. Ashkenazi are 2,5-5% negro. Your ancestors are niggers
Henry Edwards
Isabel Oakshotts Idol.
Christian Allen
...
Cameron Morris
The PM can basically call an election whenever they want.
Joseph Wright
Tell her hug herself. Don't you have the pride?
Mason Turner
>Who the fuck is Edward Coke, user? Like coke snorting?! Hahaha, wtf?
the -pm can also suc my liberty and freedom luvin' penis
Jacob Richardson
I do worry for some of you reclusive shy Anons as I know when you inheirt Mummy's 4 bed mansion worth 1 million, you will be preyed upon by Janine level bitches.
If that lad from the last thread who was asking about drinking is still here, if your mates are asking what shorts or neat spirits you'll order they're either taking the piss or they're newbies themselves. If you're not comfortable with those drinks or don't know what you're doing just say you don't drink them, there is no shame at all in ordering a pint instead. Don't get pressured into doing shots and like that other user said, avoid tequila because it will upset your stomach if you're not used to it. If in doubt order a pint of ale - most places carry either abbots or speckled hen if you don't know your beers, they're both inoffensive and widespread - and a packet of crisps. Channel are nige, you'll be fine.
Brandon Wright
Mummy posting needs to stop.
I could carve a better leader out of a banana
Cameron Russell
I think 0.2% subnormal is allowable. the rope is spared brother.
Cameron Murphy
>Pitt the Younger? Why do you keep talking about these weirdos? Jeremy Corbyn is in the NOW.
Daniel Wright
I'd rather shag the vicar of Dibley than Theresa may
Luke Reed
She never deserved a career after what she did to Les. Bothered me that she even got a role in Jonathan Creek.
Gavin Rivera
any one have some Tory memeballs?
Jace Ramirez
>Cute paki girl hugged me sobbing
Did you get a semi?
Joseph Hernandez
I have this, though.
Chase Sullivan
Muslims should pack this shit in right now, they moved to a Christian country. No way should an MP be trying to subvert culture like this, time to deport.
Jayden Hughes
Posted another
Juan Gutierrez
You should like this cunt. Fuck his politics, he rips everyone.
