Why does everyone like Australia?

Why does everyone like Australia?

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>crickets chirping

It's a pretty nice country and their shitposting is top-tier.

Nobody likes Australia.

Because it's fucking awesome? The country itself is beautiful, our bantz are toppest tier, our natural produce is world class and our natural resources are all Chinese.. I mean... ah fuck.

Well.... we're alright I guess.

Australians.

they have a way of taking the piss out of some dumb cunts

>doesn't snow
>everything's illegal, fucking EVERYTHING
>sky high prices
>abos and other wildlife dangers
whats there to like?

i like the accent

I hate Australia

biggest export is incest and basements

They don't know any better.

because we are a multicultural society

...

Because one of our fucking prime ministers held the record for skolling a schooner of beer? Because we've always punched above our weight.
And because we're always happy to tell seppos to go fuck themselves

Also, pic related.

The abos are a funny native species.
Entertainment for anyone who observe them from a distance.

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Wasn't Australia a huge prison used by the British?

Beautiful country, resilient people who have some of the best bantz, they keep their natives in line for the most part, what's not to like?

I like you m8

As a Texan I used to gaze upon Australia with a fond heart, the only other people who love drinking beer, 4wheeling in the middle of nowhere and hunting. Then you faggots went and gave up your guns because some retard is a better shot than your whole country. Texas may be full of steers and queers, but Australia is full of bottoms.

They don't, also we're full.

because they have British-like girls, except better because fit and tan and smart and tall and nice teeth and pleasant non-chimney-sweeps accents.

You're fucking bang on.

Nice tucker, can't beat a bunnings snag with burnt horse. I need to squeeze it hard as duck to stop it falling to the ceiling though.

holy fuck user...

not being ironic,I do like Australia.
I also hate hot climates,no need to worry about me moving there.

Its because we're full

Because it looks like Scooby Doo

Beats me, this country is full of insufferable cunts

Even the crickets know.

Blatant racism and alcoholism.

I like digeridoo music, it's relaxing.

I cannot unsee this

'case it sounds like austria(where the fuhrur comes from)