NORTH KOREA JUST NUKED CALIFORNIA MINUTES AGO!!! GET IN HERE!!! THIS IS FOOTAGE FROM 5 MINUTES AGO! THE MAD MAN DID IT!!!!
NORTH KOREA JUST NUKED CALIFORNIA MINUTES AGO!!! GET IN HERE!!! THIS IS FOOTAGE FROM 5 MINUTES AGO! THE MAD MAN DID...
This is larping, the footage wouldn't have been able to get out faggot
Bump for end of days
ITS HABBBBBEENENININNGGGG
oh no
Aaand op sucks another massive cock
yay!
>San Fransicko is turned into molten lava
And nothing of value was lost.
Lowest energy LARP possible.
We could only wish all the faggots in SF could get nuked.
>World's strongest tripod
Californian here, I really wish this was true
Kek confirms
i want this to happen so badly
if only
I pray for that day
I was on the bridge when it happened. We all died.
>Nuke goes off, grass and rock is perfectly fine, c'mon now
SF is filled with nu-males and SJWs anyways
Nukes can t melt rocks and grass
WTF. It's real check cnn
Michael Savage (and Teddy)
>And nothing of value was lost.
that awesome climate was lost user F
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>be american
>get nuked
cant make this shit up
>check cnn
haha nice try jew
>NK will never have a feasible weapons program
>All of the research and development funds for rocketry are actually being funneled into multimedia production
>Kim will never have any weapons but will probably shift priorities to psyops
The only thing they will ever need is propaganda. The people living there are probably less informed than flat earthers. The only thing commies ever excel at is propaganda.
>be german
>don't get nuked because you surrender before nukes are finished
Ohhh noooo, what do?
Its not happening so we dream it is, sad!
Don't get my hopes up. Would love to see California gone
>NORTH KOREA JUST NUKED CALIFORNIA MINUTES AGO!!!
Where do I mail my Thank You note to?
rude
>mfw when californian
>mfw dead rn
Can confirm, floods of Californian refugees are passing through keflavik right now headed for the slums of Sweden
Good thing that suicide net saved all those lives.
Welp, looks like Queersylvania bit it.
I can see SF from my house and I really wish this happened
terminator genesis was a good movie..
thanks for the expert analysis and bumping of an obvious fake happening thread
fag
God that made me hard
Too bad you didn't die.
Maybe we'll get lucky with the next nuke.
>be german
>be ran over by truck
can't make this shit up
mfw noko nukes butthurteley kommiefornia
oh nos where will all the illegal beaners live now
>Be German
>Lose a war and get permacucked. first by the world for the next 44 years, then by your own government and a series of shitty countries of citizens of eaually colored skin that hate you for western values.
>Wenn man keine Ahnung hat einfach mal die fresse halten
TFW when Kim responded to your petition to drone him as punishment for murdering his ex, with nuclear weapons
TFW when you're shitposting about his bad aim because he missed your house
TFW when you check the viewing angle on the cam transmitting the nuke footage and realize that the place SF's alt-right hold their 'secret meetings' is now a cloud of radioactive vapor blowing towards the financial district.
All caps, so it must be true.
Hey, aren't you from Seoul or something?
Good, now for the east coast
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