NORTH KOREA JUST NUKED CALIFORNIA MINUTES AGO!!! GET IN HERE!!! THIS IS FOOTAGE FROM 5 MINUTES AGO! THE MAD MAN DID...

NORTH KOREA JUST NUKED CALIFORNIA MINUTES AGO!!! GET IN HERE!!! THIS IS FOOTAGE FROM 5 MINUTES AGO! THE MAD MAN DID IT!!!!

This is larping, the footage wouldn't have been able to get out faggot

Bump for end of days

ITS HABBBBBEENENININNGGGG

oh no

Aaand op sucks another massive cock

yay!

>San Fransicko is turned into molten lava

And nothing of value was lost.

Lowest energy LARP possible.

We could only wish all the faggots in SF could get nuked.

>World's strongest tripod

Californian here, I really wish this was true

Kek confirms

i want this to happen so badly

if only

I pray for that day

I was on the bridge when it happened. We all died.

>Nuke goes off, grass and rock is perfectly fine, c'mon now

SF is filled with nu-males and SJWs anyways

Nukes can t melt rocks and grass

WTF. It's real check cnn

Michael Savage (and Teddy)

>And nothing of value was lost.
that awesome climate was lost user F

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>be american
>get nuked

cant make this shit up

>check cnn

haha nice try jew

>NK will never have a feasible weapons program

>All of the research and development funds for rocketry are actually being funneled into multimedia production

>Kim will never have any weapons but will probably shift priorities to psyops

The only thing they will ever need is propaganda. The people living there are probably less informed than flat earthers. The only thing commies ever excel at is propaganda.

>be german
>don't get nuked because you surrender before nukes are finished

Ohhh noooo, what do?

Its not happening so we dream it is, sad!

Don't get my hopes up. Would love to see California gone

>NORTH KOREA JUST NUKED CALIFORNIA MINUTES AGO!!!
Where do I mail my Thank You note to?

rude

>mfw when californian
>mfw dead rn

Can confirm, floods of Californian refugees are passing through keflavik right now headed for the slums of Sweden

Good thing that suicide net saved all those lives.

Welp, looks like Queersylvania bit it.

I can see SF from my house and I really wish this happened

terminator genesis was a good movie..

thanks for the expert analysis and bumping of an obvious fake happening thread

fag

God that made me hard

Too bad you didn't die.

Maybe we'll get lucky with the next nuke.

>be german
>be ran over by truck

can't make this shit up

mfw noko nukes butthurteley kommiefornia

oh nos where will all the illegal beaners live now

>Be German
>Lose a war and get permacucked. first by the world for the next 44 years, then by your own government and a series of shitty countries of citizens of eaually colored skin that hate you for western values.

>Wenn man keine Ahnung hat einfach mal die fresse halten

TFW when Kim responded to your petition to drone him as punishment for murdering his ex, with nuclear weapons

TFW when you're shitposting about his bad aim because he missed your house

TFW when you check the viewing angle on the cam transmitting the nuke footage and realize that the place SF's alt-right hold their 'secret meetings' is now a cloud of radioactive vapor blowing towards the financial district.

All caps, so it must be true.

Hey, aren't you from Seoul or something?

Good, now for the east coast

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