Can we establish a complete list of the Jews? I'll start

Can we establish a complete list of the Jews? I'll start.
Carbonated Jew - Soda
Electric Jew - TV
Liquid Jew - Alcohol
Herbal Jew - Weed
Pharmaceutical Jew - (((Mental health))) medications

Sup Forums Jew

Jewish jew - Sup Forums

dubs. nice.

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female Jew - Women
Lonely Jew - MGTOW
Pornographic Jew - Porn
Religious Jew - Religion
Scientific Jew - Science
Academic Jew - Education
Fluoridated Jew - Tap Water
Radio Jew - RF frequencies
Quicksilver Jew - Vaccines
Genetic Jew - GMOs
Islamic Jew - Islam
Paper Jew- Newspaper/books
World Wide Jew - Internet
Linen Jew - Clothing
Structural Jew - Buildings
Aeronautic Jew - Aircraft
Marine Jew - Boats
Motorized Jew - Automobile
Crucified Jew - Jesus Christ
Luminous Jew - Lightbulbs
Incendiary Jew - Candle
Explosive Jew - Firearms
Leather Jew - Shoes
Stone Jew - Mountains
Sculpted Jew - Statues
Pigment Jew - Paint
Audible Jew - Music
Ink Jew - Writing
Sandy Jew - Sandpaper

Vaginal

>Pharmaceutical Jew - (((Mental health))) medications
This explains so much about Sup Forums

bean jew - coffee

bottled jew - water

Vaginal Jew - women
Porcelain Jew - toilets
Gymnastic Jew - gyms
Greasy Jew - fast food

Frozen Jew - Icebergs

cont.

Overlord Jew - Reptilian
Info Jew - Alex Jones
Nazi Jew - Adolf Hitler
Philosophic Jew - Philosophy
Ideological Jew - Ideology
Rayciss Jew - Blacks
Eternal Jew - Time
Wandering Jew - Albatross
Cuckold Jew - Cuckoldry
Extraterrestrial Jew - Aliens
Galactic Jew - Nasa
Redacted Jew - Censorship
Rhetorical Jew - Propaganda
Secret Jew - Intelligence agencies
Executive Jew - President
Congressional/parliamentary Jew: legislature
Parasitic Jew - Tapeworms
Scholarly Jew - Experts
Temporary Jew - Happiness
Aromatic Jew - Perfume
Hard Jew - Diamonds
Glittering Jew - Gold
Metallic Jew - Metals
Wooden Jew - Timber
Clay Jew - Pottery
Violent Jew - Weapons
Agricultural Jew - Plow

Selsun Jew - Shampoo

The sudsy Jew: soap and shampoo
The silky smooth Jew: conditioner

That was a lot of effort for an awful post. Please try to be more autistic

>Paper Jew- Newspapers/books
No wonder right-wingers are so fucking ignorant.

cont.

Grinding Jew -Mill
Productive Jew - Factory
Tall Jew - Tower
Animal Jew - Ranch
Economic Jew - Banks
Locked Jew - Vault
Minted Jew - Currency
Enclosed Jew - Containers
Sound Projecting Jew - Speakers
Extensive Jew - Fields
Wet Jew - Water
Wavy Jew - Ocean

I had fun. Jokes on you.

The chill out and relax Jew: lazy coworkers

There's literally nothing wrong with any of these goods and services
The Jews aren't some nebulous boogeymen
They're just a good group of people who got the short end of the stick a few times

the bluepilled jew

you are missing the

>ceramic Jew - toilets

pleasure jew - pornography (pornographic images and pornographic videos)

>By the Second Temple period (530 BC–70 AD),[63] "Canaanite" in the Hebrew language had come to be not an ethnic designation, so much as a general synonym for "merchant", as it is interpreted in, for example, Book of Job 40:30, or Book of Proverbs 31:24.[64]
>Canaan is the region where the Jews originated from
>merchant
>mfw

Glycemic Jew: Carbohydrates
Sweet Jew: Sugar

Electric Jap: Anime
Printed Jap: Manga/Hentai

>Under Thutmose III (1479–1426 BC) and Amenhotep II (1427–1400 BC), the regular presence of the strong hand of the Egyptian ruler and his armies kept the Amorites and Canaanites sufficiently loyal. Nevertheless, Thutmose III reported a new and troubling element in the population. Habiru or (in Egyptian) 'Apiru, are reported for the first time. These seem to have been mercenaries, brigands or outlaws, who may have at one time led a settled life, but with bad-luck or due to the force of circumstances, contributed a rootless element of the population, prepared to hire themselves to whichever local mayor, king or princeling prepared to undertake their support.
>Habiru
>Hebrew
>one of the first recordings of the Jews described them as a rootless population who would do anything for money

>In the Amarna letters, we meet with the Habiri in northern Syria. Etakkama wrote thus to the Pharaoh,
>"Behold, Namyawaza has surrendered all the cities of the king, my lord to the SA-GAZ in the land of Kadesh and in Ubi. But I will go, and if thy gods and thy sun go before me, I will bring back the cities to the king, my lord, from the Habiri, to show myself subject to him; and I will expel the SA-GAZ."
>Similarly, Zimrida, king of Sidon (named 'Siduna'), declared, "All my cities which the king has given into my hand, have come into the hand of the Habiri." The king of Jerusalem, Abdi-Heba, reported to the Pharaoh,
>"If (Egyptian) troops come this year, lands and princes will remain to the king, my lord; but if troops come not, these lands and princes will not remain to the king, my lord."

>Several Egyptian sources, both before and after the Amarna letters, mention a people called ʻPR.W in the consonant-only Egyptian script, where .W is the plural marker. The pronunciation of this word has been reconstructed as ˁapiru. From similarity of context and description, it is believed that the Egyptian ʻPR.W are equivalent to the Akkadian Habiru/Hapiru
>In his account of the conquest of Joppa, General Djehuty or Toth of pharaoh Thutmose III of Egypt (around 1440 BC) asks at some point that his horses be taken inside the city, lest they be stolen by a passing Apir.

POO IN LOO

To summarize for those who weren't following, >Jews started out as wandering bandits and mercenaries, eventually settled in cities where attempts were made to expel them.
>They managed to stick around long enough to be named after the region they lived on.
>A name which came to be synonymous with 'Merchant'
Oy vey

Nobody watches TV anymore, electric jew is vaping now.