Take this card

Put it in your wallet.

RIGHT NOW

I know entire Hitler speeches, I'm good

>4 of clubs
What why. I don't go to clubs

>tfw have to choose between ruining a 50 cent card deck and surviving the happening
Tough call lads. Although I guess I could just write it in on the extra 2 cards they give you.

club is close to Sup Forums logo

it's a race war thing, you're already a dead man

>can I see your license and registration, user?
s-sure, just lemme look in my wallet, s-sir
>is that a kkk extremist card, son?
n-n-no it's basket weaving, my basket weaving cartoon club.
>please step out of the vehicle

so if you see an autist carrying it during the happening you know to kill him on sight

So that one retarded antifa larper on /k/ that says hes going to hunt people wearing it down? no way man!

please sir I too wear the fedorfa.

pls mercy

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Daily reminder this card is a magic thingy for bad financial luck, this are shills trying to make you not able to afford wifi anymore

I drop 4 chan hints by saying memes like wojack and pepe and gauge the reaction...

>n-n-no it's basket weaving, my basket weaving cartoon club.

Take this 5.

It doesn't really fit in my billfold. Tell you what, I'll keep it behind the visor in my car, in case I need it.

gay

well that didnt work how about this 6

Fail.

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Fail x2

Anyone flashes this when shtf, im shooting first

Dont do this, when you get arrested and they find this card on you youre going to get your ass grilled

OPs wallet is already full of Queen of Spades cards.

I randomly singing shadilay hoping someone will chime in.

This is how you get a 3 faggot

You're like a little baby
Watch this

Qeq

But honestly i might do this

Twins ain't shit, check these triplets .

nice try

This is a get thread

I miss when Sup Forums was this fun

Yeah, the cancer is just too much
>Literal Stage 5 cancer.

>He hasn't tattooed it on his forehead
I guess you like not being prepared for the happening.

Don't flaunt his power.

Trump gets impeached after failed tax reform

brainlet

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Always pull your ccw card by "accident"
For some reason it's the police version of /ourguy/

That's not an 8 of diamonds though.

>not putting it on your helmet

>breaking up your camo with a white rectangular outline

south korea gets wiped off the face of the globe

NK pops a high altitude EMP and death squads roam the darkness

hï rê∂∂it

If you have a CCW License the Officer knows you have one before he ever gets to your window. This is the primary reason we immediately notify them of a weapon in the vehicle. They already know there is high probability of one and are reading your demeanor.

>otify them of a weapon in the vehicle
Not in my state. You only have to notify if it is on your person

>roam the darkness
so this is what they've been preparing for...

This is true. If you have a CCW, you have more options on how to legally transport that firearm. Round in the chamber, holstered under your shirt is legal with a CCW, not so otherwise.

Normally carry one of these fuckers in my wallet to.

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is it okay to have an anime variant?

Animefags will be the first to go to the irradiated zones to fight the zomboids.

So yeah if you like adventure.

Bye bye reddit cuck.

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Africa don't speak unless spoken too.

So you can cheat at monopoly?

In that case I'll use my HOTD one

>not using the level 9 secret happening alliance callsign
user you dissapoint

Checked!
They also know you met the requirements of your state and probably aren't a random shithead on a hair trigger

>Having the protection of Kek

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Kek is with all of us who meme in his chaotic name

Just double checked if I still had mine. Yep I do.

Always have one with me at all times in case the shit hits the fan. My gf doesn't understand, but carries one anyways.

Maori scaffolder here

Can I carry the card bros?

worried about a abo/gook/wildlife uprising?

Checked
Maoris are pretty based. Get yourself a rifle and fight for der Republik

Download this on for your device, not a virus...Prasie KEK!

DEL:ET THJIS

Literally a card for Jew bankers

you have a job and contribute, so yes

>not carrying an entire card deck

WHAT
A
FUCKING
PLEB

i can never get over that elbow....no matter how often I see that image.

nah bro, worried about South Africa getting an actual black rugby union team
sweet as bro!

why?

>Not duct taping a hundred decks to your body as body armour

>not carrying a weapon blessed by mystic kek magic

El oh El

This guy gets it

Really sauces my noodles.

Same but I don't know much about guns. What caliber do you think that is? Looks low as fuck. Like a .22? I always imagine her elbow snapping from firing a .40

GUYS, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THIS ON THE DOWN LOW

STOP TELLING SHILLS AND REDDITORS ABOUT IT

It becomes worthless if you make plebs from leddit aware of it. Just stop posting this.

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Is the 8 of diamonds the one reddit uses?

8ch Sup Forums

Do you faggots do horoscopes too?

GEMINI WILL RULE THE WORLD
PS. WE ALREADY DO

I have no need for horoscopes. My grandma is a professional bone thrower.

>Valkyrie

I carry a 4 of clubs with me too.

Funny story, in high school a teacher would allow you to borrow a pencil for scan tron tests, but only if you put some kind of belonging of yours in a basket. I had nothing with me other than my wallet and cell phone and I dont trust anyone finishing before me and grabbing a phone, so i took the card out and dropped it in. Mid test, i hear my teacher go
>who put this card in there?
[HEAVY SWEATING]
>SERIOUSLY, eventually youll have to come reclaim it.

My friend sitting next to me knew it was me and we shared a look and i finally squeaked out
>"m-me"

And the teacher just goes "feeling lucky, huh?", winks, the class all stares at me as i self consciously giggle and go "yeah...".
I knew playing cards and gambling was illegal in school, so i dodged a bullet there. But i cant help wondering if maybe, some way, some how...

She knew.

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fdfsdf

>That tiny cuck pistol
Are you a prostitute?

god is d3ead anons

trips 666

god is dead

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