NORTH KOREA VOWS TO BREAK THE EARTH EARTH WITH 5 MILLION NUCLEAR BOMBS

HAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA

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Should I be scared?

>This is who we're flexing our muscles against

Can't even break the internet.

Wut

>carried by children

Norks better deliver or they're huge faggots

This Don't know if I should be terrified or amused because watching Kim is like watching a super villain try and one up the hero in an Saturday morning cartoon but never actually meeting his goal and the hero always fucks him over in some way in the end.

>North Korea will finally eradicate life from this god forsaken planet

WTF I love North Korea now

It is the girl version if that annoying kid from "Stranger Things"

>gib wall or we fuck up korea

yes, this coming milk and wood war will destroy your economy, permanently

we dont even need the spics to raise avo prices, we gots dis

they've gone full-on Iraqi Information Minister-tier with the propaganda

Wait a second.
>Headline reads: Kimmy wants to skullfuck the earth
>Caption under vid states Kimmy wants to destroy the Vinson
WHICH ONE IS IT

Holy shit a noth Korean baby just rode by my house in a stroller carrying a nuke holy shit

I'm ready.

Reminder that tiddie tickles is his weakness.

Someone get this to Trump.

mite b cool

>Not pictured: death squad

Like crack the earth in half like a fucking egg?

Shee-hee-hit negro, I wish a nigga would

>Korea this Korea that
JUST PRESS THE FIRE BUTTON FAGGOTS

Wow neato

Do it faggots.

That's a funny thing you just typed up user. I chuckled a bit.

>YFW 5 million North Korean children holding m80s run across the DMZ tomorrow

Wtf I hate nuclear proliferation now AND best korea

Kim needs to chill out

Is it even possible that they have the material to make even 1/5th of that?

They're probably finalizing targets no?

well you ((((should)))) since thats what (((((((((((they))))))))) are peddling so no you probably shouldnt

>a spokesperson for the Youth League added: "The large contingents of young people are now waiting for the final order of the headquarters of the revolution, keeping themselves fully combat-ready to mercilessly wipe out with five million nuclear bombs.
>Youth League

>The Youth League – established by Kim Il-sung, the founder of North Korea – is compulsory for all children between the ages of seven and 13 and encourages children over 15 into production, construction and military service.

Oh wow it's literally the fucking Boy Scouts

>activate it Kim

Damn

Uhh... guys ??

Fuck both Korea

I think he's serious. Only so he can provoke Trump to attack cuz "muh chilren"

>break the earth
u wot, nork?
>nuke-strapped kiddies
absolutely haramlarious

What a fucking Vaudeville show this planet has become...

Do it.

>post yfw sweet relief from this obese kissless virgin existence arrives in the form of 5 gorillion commie nukes engulfing the whole world

do we get to keep the child if we accept the nuke? send em down to aus kimmy

fuck me that gif is a blast from the past

Throw your body on the bomb to suffocate the blast!

Pls cleanse us in fire kim

Time to let the world begin anew

THIS

No. It's beyond logistically impossible to the point of cartoonish.

Holy shit they're one-upping Muslims so hard

>Mudslimes get kids to blow themselves up with small conventional bombs
>North Korea gets hundreds of kids to suicide nuke
AllahUN Kimbar

I'd love 5 million Baron Trumps to overrun the demilitarized zone of my boxer shorts with their hot spicy nuclear tipped Yungdong twink missiles

Wow...I think that that's the first fatty to coax the blood flow a lil' bit...

This fat Kim has mental problems.

>Beliving in media hype.

>says some jew that we believe because it involves North Korea and Jews would never lie about North korea.

Threatening a nuclear terror attack?

That'll surely get America to step back! How fucking retarded is this tiny dicked asian gook?

Lost

...

Please tell me no one is retarded enough to believe this kind of news-baiting shit.

No wonder the Americans can't have a decent candidate for the presidency. Even trump, everyone who we banked on, completely went into retard mode.

Fuck this planet.

the guy who we banked on* Fack.

Is that Amy Schumer's body?

Trump is great, you fucking leaf. I hope you fall on my lawn tomorrow.

Not many people know the true nature of the Korean war.

They've been using meth since WW2, and they basically just raided middle schools for students to form a frontline infantry.

Oh, and American/SK/etc soldiers learned pretty quickly to shoot anyone who ran a little too fast at you. They were worse than the Afghans. Only a zip could stick 2kg of dynamite up their own child's ass and make them run at a food distribution convoy.

Why am I not fucking surprised a goddamn leaf posted this stupidity

if he did then we have means of nuking him, we did it before why not nuke someone again in order to save millions at the cost of significantly less casualties

if he said that that is

Can we JUST glass them already?

No one is actually taking what they're saying seriously. Not even the people who said it.

Asiatic languages are known to use pretty extreme hyperboles, with Korean being the most liberal in this aspect.

It's their form of speech that Westerners find amusing. Everyone knows what you mean when you say "there's a moose aboot the hoose", but it's still entertaining to everyone besides Canadians, leaf.

>Dumbf
>"great"
(>"again")

Sup Forumslution really is the home of autism

The thicc version

This is fake news.

Nicole Stinson is a journalist who has worked for buzzfeed and is posting wild stories that have no evidence to back them.

Here is her twitter
twitter.com/nikkiastinson?lang=en

Her personal website
nikkistinson.com/

A list of stories she wrote for Express. A quick look at the titles and you can see that she is hardly a professional journalist.
express.co.uk/search?s= Nicole Stinson&b=1&o=20

REJOICE IN THE COMING OBLIVION

fucking aaaaaaye, we can't allow kimmy boy to have the 5 gorillion nukes

Hell no

no kim no not the children

HNNNNGGGGG

i want them to launch a nuke only to have it explode over pyongyang

Inb4 NK was just pretending to have shit nukes. In secret the have the biggest and most advanced nuclear arsenal on earth

I wanna smash her so bad man

God NK is such a tease. I'm sure they have been preparing for yeeaaars for this moment. While the western world worries about shitskins and jerking it to trap porn, NK has been stockpiling nukes and little gook nukes. I won't lie, I have respect for NK and their sovereign nation, but I feel like a lot of folks underestimate Kim.

is crock

Who wore it best?

Is it just me, or does North Korea always sound like the lame super villain out of a comic book?

Just kill all the Norks and Sorks and be done with it.

Can we do you next?

Yes

...

Right after you, sure.

Lol @ tag

Nigger

>child suicide bombers

Norks confirmed for yellow sandniggers

Shit, this picture is old as fuck. I remember seeing it on Sup Forums back in the 00's
Brings back memories

Will reunifaction with the South go as smoothly as the German reunifaction, or is the North too far gone at this point?

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=ts4qOwc90MI

>It's north korea

...

hollywoodreporter.com/race/sony-hack-father-north-korean-759289

It wouldn't really surprise me if this rubbed off on him son. The guy probably has a james bond villainesque feel about the way he's looked at the world; or it could be that that's his view of the dangerous bad guy that we fear since it's portrayed like that in movies

youtube.com/watch?v=-EvHAhK8J7k
real thred theme here.

>tiddie tickles

Hahahahah

HAAHAHAHHAAAAAA no

>he still believes TRUMP is great

he was great yes , during the campaign. now he did everything he could to make himself hated by his base voters , the ones who wanted to see the swamp getting drained , and no more wars but only a strong military , instead it looks like TRUMP is more like a better copy of hilary

Typical chinese

oh look amerinigger propaganda full at work and its not even good.

Shit even in television they want to push there subhuman shit at everyone. After iraq two nobody believes this shit.

WHERE ARE SADAMS WMD´s YOU SUBHUMAN SHITS!!!

>North Korean Children